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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

My apologies for being six threads behind. I'm really trying to catch up and stay on top but it's all too fast. Too fast.

Just humour me and smile occasionally, shouting may help too but please be patient, I may never get there.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I didn't even try last night. I guessed a "thing" must have happened as all the threads had "lowest" in the title. I didn't bother to sink to that level.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I didn't even try last night. I guessed a "thing" must have happened as all the threads had "lowest" in the title. I didn't bother to sink to that level."

It started with the is dredging the lowest form of ddogging.

If you've not already read it, I recommend not reading it.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

dogging not ddogging.

My phone has a stutter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They make a little blue pill for that these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just read it, so wish I hadnt now. Get me some bleach to clran my brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just read it, so wish I hadnt now. Get me some bleach to clran my brain "

Snap. Gross!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can buy shots of horse seamen in New Zealand, it's supposed to taste like custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See I had to go look at the post because of this thread... Now I feel a little queasy, well quite a lot queasy, well actually like I'm going to lose my breakfast.

Why would you dredge up an old gross post? (see what I did there lol!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have resisted the urge to look ... actually from the above descriptions there never was an urge to look lol

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"You can buy shots of horse seamen in New Zealand, it's supposed to taste like custard "

That's had the desired effect. I'll be half a stone lighter by the end if the week.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I didn't have any urge to look at all. I just knew something had triggered a small moment of forum frivolity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can buy shots of horse seamen in New Zealand, it's supposed to taste like custard

That's had the desired effect. I'll be half a stone lighter by the end if the week. "

Is horse seamen good diet food?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You can buy shots of horse seamen in New Zealand, it's supposed to taste like custard

That's had the desired effect. I'll be half a stone lighter by the end if the week.

Is horse seamen good diet food? "

Horses are sailors?

I don't know if that's good diet food but when a female friend and I were in our late teens we were thin and lived on fags, booze, crisps and semen.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

I can't keep up.

run faster!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can buy shots of horse seamen in New Zealand, it's supposed to taste like custard

That's had the desired effect. I'll be half a stone lighter by the end if the week.

Is horse seamen good diet food?

Horses are sailors?

I don't know if that's good diet food but when a female friend and I were in our late teens we were thin and lived on fags, booze, crisps and semen.

"

Yes, horses are sailors now, they're not allowed to work in the burger or lasagne industries anymore and needed work.

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