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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now we all know socks are a big no no in bed during sex.

But what about hats?

Do they cause the same offence or are they permissible at any time?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Hats are a no no too!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Some people call condoms hats.

I bet Superramfan wears his hat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All hats? Or just some?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funky without a Fez is just wrong..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently Tom Jones doesn't mind them.

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

I had sex with the best man at a wedding a few years ago and insisted that he kept his top hat on

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Now we all know socks are a big no no in bed during sex.

But what about hats?

Do they cause the same offence or are they permissible at any time? "

No hats, but gloves are ok.

If they're latex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently Tom Jones doesn't mind them. "

It's not unusual!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've worn a hat whilst shagging before. There were no complaints.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bet of the ladies wouldn't mind the odd firemans helmet.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

you can keep your hat on ....doob be doo doo doo dooh ....doo doo dooh doooh !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex mother-in-law wears a balaclava...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All hats? Or just some? "

i have kept a hat on, it was part of my outfit and fastened securely into my hair so would have been fiddly to take out

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Do paper bags count as hats??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hats are permitted during the winter months for sex alfresco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can you go down on someone wearing a hat? :D

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"How can you go down on someone wearing a hat? :D"

It has been done, I promise you

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"How can you go down on someone wearing a hat? :D"

its an art !

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"All hats? Or just some? "

Is it a pointy bed cap that matches your nightshirt?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Do paper bags count as hats?? "

Good point. Yes they are acceptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But does it not fall off?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"But does it not fall off?"

Are we still talking hats?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can you go down on someone wearing a hat? :D"

I've gone down on someone whilst they were wearing a hat - it was easy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you go down on someone wearing a hat? :D

I've gone down on someone whilst they were wearing a hat - it was easy! "

Badum tish

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Do paper bags count as hats??

Good point. Yes they are acceptable "

Why not just use a paper? It confused Cute when Minxie had it on during an avatar challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention socks?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Obi, have you got a woolly hat with eyes and ears? Maybe those long ear flaps? Or, heaven forbid, the little mitten pockets that come down from the ears to the waist?

None of those are acceptable to wear in bed unless it is minus 20.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do paper bags count as hats??

Good point. Yes they are acceptable

Why not just use a paper? It confused Cute when Minxie had it on during an avatar challenge "

Saucepans were also counted i believe lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been requested to wear my hard hat from time to time. Even so by a couple recently!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you go down on someone wearing a hat? :D"

Just flick the peak round the back " weeeeest siiiiiiide"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do paper bags count as hats??

Good point. Yes they are acceptable

Why not just use a paper? It confused Cute when Minxie had it on during an avatar challenge

Saucepans were also counted i believe lol xx"

Someone wore a saucepan to bed??

What???

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

ive gone down on someone wearing a full indian headdress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funky without a Fez is just wrong.. "

I'd fuck funky all day long, with or without the fez, just like that

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Do paper bags count as hats??

Good point. Yes they are acceptable

Why not just use a paper? It confused Cute when Minxie had it on during an avatar challenge

Saucepans were also counted i believe lol xx

Someone wore a saucepan to bed??

What??? "

The forum sometimes has little competitions to change your avatar to something themed, often amusing. A pressure cooker was on someone's head. Whether she wore it to bed is not known but is suspected.

Welcome aboard the Skylark.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Funky without a Fez is just wrong..

I'd fuck funky all day long, with or without the fez, just like that "

Would you let Mark (he's a ninja) join in?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Do paper bags count as hats??

Good point. Yes they are acceptable

Why not just use a paper? It confused Cute when Minxie had it on during an avatar challenge

Saucepans were also counted i believe lol xx"

I provided my own saucepan though, and the shoes were all mine. Minxie borrowed my prop, the cheapskate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funky without a Fez is just wrong..

I'd fuck funky all day long, with or without the fez, just like that

Would you let Mark (he's a ninja) join in?

"

Does he have a nice bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do paper bags count as hats??

Good point. Yes they are acceptable

Why not just use a paper? It confused Cute when Minxie had it on during an avatar challenge

Saucepans were also counted i believe lol xx

Someone wore a saucepan to bed??

What???

The forum sometimes has little competitions to change your avatar to something themed, often amusing. A pressure cooker was on someone's head. Whether she wore it to bed is not known but is suspected.

Welcome aboard the Skylark.

"

Aahhhh. I look forward to the next one then

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Funky without a Fez is just wrong..

I'd fuck funky all day long, with or without the fez, just like that

Would you let Mark (he's a ninja) join in?

Does he have a nice bum? "

I can't say for certain - he was in and out before I knew he was even there.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Do paper bags count as hats??

Good point. Yes they are acceptable

Why not just use a paper? It confused Cute when Minxie had it on during an avatar challenge

Saucepans were also counted i believe lol xx

Someone wore a saucepan to bed??

What???

The forum sometimes has little competitions to change your avatar to something themed, often amusing. A pressure cooker was on someone's head. Whether she wore it to bed is not known but is suspected.

Welcome aboard the Skylark.

Aahhhh. I look forward to the next one then "

I believe the next one will be along in a week or so.

The last one was DIY.

Maybe the OP is angling for bed head gear to be the next challenge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funky without a Fez is just wrong..

I'd fuck funky all day long, with or without the fez, just like that

Would you let Mark (he's a ninja) join in?

Does he have a nice bum?

I can't say for certain - he was in and out before I knew he was even there."

Oh, I assume being a ninja he wears his balaclava in bed?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Funky without a Fez is just wrong..

I'd fuck funky all day long, with or without the fez, just like that

Would you let Mark (he's a ninja) join in?

Does he have a nice bum?

I can't say for certain - he was in and out before I knew he was even there.

Oh, I assume being a ninja he wears his balaclava in bed? "

That's why I mentioned him.

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By *ingjayMan
over a year ago

exeter


"I had sex with the best man at a wedding a few years ago and insisted that he kept his top hat on "

I hope you weren't the bride!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive a knitted minion dave beanie type hat.. problem its too small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some people call condoms hats.

I bet Superramfan wears his hat "

I now have a vision of a cock in a little hat, bit like a certain smoothie ad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a cat in a hat...?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Some people call condoms hats.

I bet Superramfan wears his hat

I now have a vision of a cock in a little hat, bit like a certain smoothie ad "

1) I have a cock

2) My hat is one size fits all

3) I am smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about a cat in a hat...?"

My cat would go crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's 2.30am and I honestly thought I was awake till I read this thread

I've just bought a gorgeous pink beret that I might wear next time I'm up close and personal with someone

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ooooohh Betty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol I DO NOT look like Frank Spencer Honestly!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Another shattered illusion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another shattered illusion "

I like to think I'm a bit sexier than Frank. Only slightly mind you

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

do gimp masks count? they do cover the head

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You must underestimate yourself young lady, I fink u is well fit innit

*courtesy of the smooth/street information department*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You must underestimate yourself young lady, I fink u is well fit innit

*courtesy of the smooth/street information department*"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've fucked while still wearing my army helmet, does that count

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

I've worn all sorts of kinky outfits to please the man in my life....but I draw the line at hats. That's just sick!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ok, so the Tam O'Shanter is out then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about if it's raining ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex mother-in-law wears a balaclava..."

Mines got a pointy one n and she keeps it in the cupboard with her broom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex mother-in-law wears a balaclava...

Mines got a pointy one n and she keeps it in the cupboard with her broom "

You get on then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now we all know socks are a big no no in bed during sex.

But what about hats?

Do they cause the same offence or are they permissible at any time? "

I always wear my riding hat, in case I fall off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hats are a big no no... Naked or he can sleep on the floor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hats indoors nooooo but for a bit of outside fun....depends on the hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive done the deed in a hat ... Whilst camping ... It was a cold night and hou loose most of the heat from your head apparently so hats are acceptable in my book.. A hard hat would deffo be acceptable

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

id draw the line at a bobble hat .. but i would do a fascinator .mmm wobbly feathers lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like hats at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the idea of playing outdoors, poolside in the warm sun with just a straw hat on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're out dogging and it's raining, is it ok to wear one of those umbrella hats?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i always wear a hat ,whether it be beanie, baseball cap, bandana or my new flat cap, as i hate the fact im going bald.

but V dont even like me wearing them out, let alone on the nest lol

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