FabSwingers.com forum: who wants to kiss my fanny better

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I just sat down and trapped my fanny lips together. Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me Me Me Me Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xxxxxx there there, feel better now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would help if we could see it ?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Pervs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I put my name forward please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i honestly thought that said fanny batter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I can think of is how the hell do you do that......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha that's pretty funny,I'm not directly laughing at you

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"All I can think of is how the hell do you do that......

This is important for my answer to your question Diamond

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ha ha that's pretty funny,I'm not directly laughing at you

I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol it makes me cringe when they call It a fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol it makes me cringe when they call It a fanny

I'm the same with pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being fanny but how big are they

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Ha ha that's pretty funny,I'm not directly laughing at you

I am

I must not laugh, I must not laugh, I must not laugh........

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Rotten hits, they kind of turned in and got stuck

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Lol it makes me cringe when they call It a fanny

I dont like the word 'Vagina', schools fucked up. Call it something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rotten hits, they kind of turned in and got stuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rotten hits, they kind of turned in and got stuck

I hope that was some kind if auto correct

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Not making it any better for myself really am I lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rotten hits, they kind of turned in and got stuck

Ha ha,this isn't helping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this thread needs pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just sat down and trapped my fanny lips together. Ouch"
Are they magnetic ?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Lol it makes me cringe when they call It a fanny

I dont like the word 'Vagina', schools fucked up. Call it something else"

They're labia, not the vagina which is way up inside.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Diamond - If was just about to get in the bath and slipped doing the splits, would you get stuck to the floor?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I just sat down and trapped my fanny lips together. Ouch Are they magnetic ?

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shut up lol, if I comment I will just make it worse

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I just sat down and trapped my fanny lips together. Ouch Are they magnetic ?

shut up lol, if I comment I will just make it worse

But you will be bringing joy and merriment to the forum.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I just sat down and trapped my fanny lips together. Ouch Are they magnetic ?

shut up lol, if I comment I will just make it worse

But you will be bringing joy and merriment to the forum."
as long as I'm bringing joy to others who cares about my scrunched fanny lips

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Rotten hits, they kind of turned in and got stuck

aye

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Should have pulled them over your head. You would have looked like a wotsit

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Should have pulled them over your head. You would have looked like a wotsit

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oh fuck off lolol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

im sending you kisses .. dont listen to the naughty boys xxx sounds almost as painful as twisted bollock syndrome xx

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By *stmateMan
over a year ago

Notts

"Diamond - If was just about to get in the bath and slipped doing the splits, would you get stuck to the floor?"

Ha ha ha ha nice one!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"im sending you kisses .. dont listen to the naughty boys xxx sounds almost as painful as twisted bollock syndrome xx"
thankyou I wouldn't take any notice of this lot anyway

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"im sending you kisses .. dont listen to the naughty boys xxx sounds almost as painful as twisted bollock syndrome xxthankyou I wouldn't take any notice of this lot anyway

No need to get in a flap

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"im sending you kisses .. dont listen to the naughty boys xxx sounds almost as painful as twisted bollock syndrome xxthankyou I wouldn't take any notice of this lot anyway

No need to get in a flap

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I just sat down and trapped my fanny lips together. Ouch"

Crikey woman, can't it wait til March 5th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im sending you kisses .. dont listen to the naughty boys xxx sounds almost as painful as twisted bollock syndrome xxthankyou I wouldn't take any notice of this lot anyway

No need to get in a flap

Hahaha

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Wouldn't let any of you lot near my fanny anyway apart from olovinman

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Wouldn't let any of you lot near my fanny anyway apart from olovinman "

By the sounds of it you wouldn't need to. Your fanny seems to be pretty big to be next to everyone

(Please excuse me while i find somewhere to hide now)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn't let any of you lot near my fanny anyway apart from olovinman

Was it his xmas hat that won you over? ;P

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Wouldn't let any of you lot near my fanny anyway apart from olovinman

By the sounds of it you wouldn't need to. Your fanny seems to be pretty big to be next to everyone

(Please excuse me while i find somewhere to hide now)"

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

its a cunt when that happens...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

yay diamonds are a mans best friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All I can think of is how the hell do you do that......

like john waynes saddle bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if they hurt when together, how long have they been apart? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wipes tears from eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have fanny lips like a wizards sleeve

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By *enny the lip lickerMan
over a year ago

bath bristol

"Rotten hits, they kind of turned in and got stuck

Not enough lubrication

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Wouldn't let any of you lot near my fanny anyway apart from olovinman

Can I at least dip my cookie in it?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

this thread had me in stitches lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Its a bloody good job I've got a thick skin

all I wanted was a bit of sympathy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try again...

Almost as bad as cramp in the old piss flaps

First time round it said crabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sneaks in laughs .... Sneaks out again

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Its a bloody good job I've got a thick skin

all I wanted was a bit of sympathy

It's not really thick it's just temporarily swollen lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm more upset with the women, thought they would be more sympathetic. What happened to sister ship

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Try again...

Almost as bad as cramp in the old piss flaps

First time round it said crabs

I had to read this twice. Brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwwww so sorry your suffering from myfannylipsareswolenbecauseitrappedthemitis...would you like me to nip around with some frozen peas ?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm more upset with the women, thought they would be more sympathetic. What happened to sister ship

It sailed while we were too busy sniggering to notice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd have been up for that if i'd got here earlier. i bet it needs fanning down now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm more upset with the women, thought they would be more sympathetic. What happened to sister ship

Didnt know you wanted it stroked and kissed better diamonds sorry. Mwah xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just sat down and trapped my fanny lips together. Ouch"

They must be the size of bat wings! I once tripped over my cock so I can sympathise.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I just sat down and trapped my fanny lips together. Ouch

They must be the size of bat wings! I once tripped over my cock so I can sympathise.

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just sat down and trapped my fanny lips together. Ouch

They must be the size of bat wings! I once tripped over my cock so I can sympathise.

Pahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read it as 'batter' and not 'better' sorry Karen xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Its a bloody good job I've got a thick skin

all I wanted was a bit of sympathy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn't let any of you lot near my fanny anyway apart from olovinman

Not even me Karen ?

I'll just get the sink plunger, get on the bed and open wide xxxx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I just sat down and trapped my fanny lips together. Ouch"
Do you still have the weights attached?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Wouldn't let any of you lot near my fanny anyway apart from olovinman

Not even me Karen ?

I'll just get the sink plunger, get on the bed and open wide xxxx"
you can tell them my fanny is normal and not like bat wings lol

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By *BOY-L.F.C.Man
over a year ago

dublin

Ouch...allow me.xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn't let any of you lot near my fanny anyway apart from olovinman

Not even me Karen ?

I'll just get the sink plunger, get on the bed and open wide xxxxyou can tell them my fanny is normal and not like bat wings lol"

I can confirm that ....... Not saying anything without my solicitor present lol

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

its actually quite a common problem .just ask the chemist for cream to treat athletes fanny

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