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"Set an alarm for 30 minutes. Begin to tidy. Voilà!  "Good plan. Ain't going to happen.  | |||
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"What'cha buying?" Ha ha what's the number and I will out bid you in the final 3 seconds, xxx | |||
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"What'cha buying?" Er, no comment. It's power tool related and nothing to do with sex.  | |||
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"Im sure you could keep yourself occupied for 35 min if you put you hand to it." In 35 minutes I could "occupy" myself barely conscious. 
* I know this for a fact, having done it before. | |||
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"I convinced myself the country was plotting against me when I used to get outbid in the final seconds " Open up a second webpage with the final 'place bid' screen, wait for the time to tick down on the normal listing screen. Or use a sniping program/website  | |||
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"What'cha buying? Er, no comment. It's power tool related and nothing to do with sex. "I do need it very much though. | |||
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"What'cha buying? Er, no comment. It's power tool related and nothing to do with sex. "Is it a sybian adaptor kit? Will it turn any drill into a sybian? And are you buying a high speed hammer drill to go with it?  | |||
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"What'cha buying? Er, no comment. It's power tool related and nothing to do with sex.
Is it a sybian adaptor kit? Will it turn any drill into a sybian? And are you buying a high speed hammer drill to go with it? "It's nothing to do with sex!! (Feckin' wish it was actually). | |||
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"I'm waiting for an ebay auction to end and I'm getting antsy. Somebody please distract me for 35 minutes. Then I really will start cleianing and sorting out my bedroom, like I planned today Unless I don't win the auction and then I'll sulk." Get some music on and dance like it's 1999 AGAIN lol | |||
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Did you know you can get a sybian adaptor kit for them?  | |||
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"Ahhh it's a pneumatic drill so you can take up the patio and relay it with a vacuum sealed ex as foundations.
Did you know you can get a sybian adaptor kit for them? " | |||
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"Ahhh it's a pneumatic drill so you can take up the patio and relay it with a vacuum sealed ex as foundations.
Did you know you can get a sybian adaptor kit for them?
"Have I distracted you yet? | |||
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"Ahhh it's a pneumatic drill so you can take up the patio and relay it with a vacuum sealed ex as foundations.
Did you know you can get a sybian adaptor kit for them?
Have I distracted you yet? "And terrified me. I'm having a bit of a perv. There are some *mighty* fine men on this site *dribble*. | |||
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"Grrrr. I am sulking. I made my bid but it wasn't high enough. The highest bid was more than I was prepared to pay though. I can get a sligh-tly less good but perfectly adequate new one for less than this used one went for." In all honesty you don't really want a slightly used sybian. Far better to get a new one. | |||
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"Grrrr. I am sulking. I made my bid but it wasn't high enough. The highest bid was more than I was prepared to pay though. I can get a slightly less good but perfectly adequate new one for less than this used one went for. In all honesty you don't really want a slightly used sybian. Far better to get a new one. " | |||
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"Right, to celebrate my loss, I have a date with my Dyson "Don't end up in A&E. Trying to explain those Dyson accidents can get embarrassing. | |||
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"Was it a drill battery?" No, smarty pants, it wasn't.
Good guess though. And it would certainly have been useful. | |||
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"Right, to celebrate my loss, I have a date with my Dyson
Don't end up in A&E. Trying to explain those Dyson accidents can get embarrassing. "I'd just had a shower and decided to vacuum the bath mat and accidentally slipped and fell on it. Occifer. | |||
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"Right, to celebrate my loss, I have a date with my Dyson
Don't end up in A&E. Trying to explain those Dyson accidents can get embarrassing.
I'd just had a shower and decided to vacuum the bath mat and accidentally slipped and fell on it.
Occifer."This is why you need a sybian adaptor kit - in case of hospital admissions it is at least designed to be wherever it got lost/stuck/exploded. | |||
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"Right, to celebrate my loss, I have a date with my Dyson
Don't end up in A&E. Trying to explain those Dyson accidents can get embarrassing.
I'd just had a shower and decided to vacuum the bath mat and accidentally slipped and fell on it.
Occifer.
This is why you need a sybian adaptor kit - in case of hospital admissions it is at least designed to be wherever it got lost/stuck/exploded. "I give in, TD. What's a sybian and what does it adapt? | |||
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"Right, to celebrate my loss, I have a date with my Dyson
Don't end up in A&E. Trying to explain those Dyson accidents can get embarrassing.
I'd just had a shower and decided to vacuum the bath mat and accidentally slipped and fell on it.
Occifer.
This is why you need a sybian adaptor kit - in case of hospital admissions it is at least designed to be wherever it got lost/stuck/exploded.
I give in, TD. What's a sybian and what does it adapt?"fucking machine | |||
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"Right, to celebrate my loss, I have a date with my Dyson
Don't end up in A&E. Trying to explain those Dyson accidents can get embarrassing.
I'd just had a shower and decided to vacuum the bath mat and accidentally slipped and fell on it.
Occifer.
This is why you need a sybian adaptor kit - in case of hospital admissions it is at least designed to be wherever it got lost/stuck/exploded.
I give in, TD. What's a sybian and what does it adapt?"It's a fucking machine designed for women. (Men have options such as the Venus 2000) | |||
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"Im sure you could keep yourself occupied for 35 min if you put you hand to it. In 35 minutes I could "occupy" myself barely conscious.
* I know this for a fact, having done it before."lol but would even that take a womans mind of shoping? | |||
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"When you all say a fucking machine I take it you mean a machine that fucks? What's the point of that? " It thrusts at a faster rate than men can. And the adaptor kit stuff might be a fib... | |||
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"When you all say a fucking machine I take it you mean a machine that fucks? What's the point of that? It thrusts at a faster rate than men can. And the adaptor kit stuff might be a fib... "OK. I'll stick with men as infrequent as they are. I'll be in touch when it gets to April and I still haven't secured any thrusty men. | |||
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"When you all say a fucking machine I take it you mean a machine that fucks? What's the point of that? It thrusts at a faster rate than men can. And the adaptor kit stuff might be a fib... "And lasts a lot longer too, quite often. And can repeat immediately. And doesn't expect oral or, in fact, anything. And you never feel you have to dress up for it. | |||
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"When you all say a fucking machine I take it you mean a machine that fucks? What's the point of that? " Having tried one, (fucking machines, not specifically a Sybian), I rather enjoyed it. I went back for more actually. | |||
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"When you all say a fucking machine I take it you mean a machine that fucks? What's the point of that? Having tried one, (fucking machines, not specifically a Sybian), I rather enjoyed it. I went back for more actually." I like men. Although I do get a tad frustrated when I can't get them to work. | |||
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"When you all say a fucking machine I take it you mean a machine that fucks? What's the point of that? Having tried one, (fucking machines, not specifically a Sybian), I rather enjoyed it. I went back for more actually. I like men. Although I do get a tad frustrated when I can't get them to work. " The times I have tried a fucking machine there was also a man with a range of other toys there | |||
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"why not get a washing machine and a stick on dildo instead ... multi tasking xxx" No directional thrust - worse than a man with no rhythm! | |||
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"why not get a washing machine and a stick on dildo instead ... multi tasking xxx No directional thrust - worse than a man with no rhythm! "Haha, that remind me... A previous bf on one occasion early on in our relationship was thrusting randomly with no rhythm. I asked him what the fuck he was doing. He told me he thought it might be fun to try to surprise me. He also seemed to think the idea of me going on top was to thrust as hard as possible and try to chuck me off and through the ceiling.
Unfortunately he was quite sure his techniques were great and he took on board absolutely none of what I said. This was a major contributing factor to him being a now ex-bf! | |||
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