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I neeeeed a red colouring pen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is a very long night shift so I'm using the colour by numbers book I stole from my 7 year old, but my red pen has run out and no amount of dabbing it in spit is making it work, now my picture is incomplete

If the shift carries on this way I may resort to actually using blood, especially if the girl opposite keeps talking and eating loudly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or instead of killing her to complete your masterpiece like some kind of Dr Frankenstein, you could ask her if she has a red pen first?

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By *r Mrs Tusty69Couple
over a year ago

derby

Lmao babe

dab her with your dobber.

awwww hope you haven't long to go till the end of your shift.

just keep smiling.

Louise xxx

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By *r Mrs Tusty69Couple
over a year ago

derby

Morning libertine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send her off to look for a red pen

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Send her off to look for a red penis "

Oh pp, I think that you are putting ideas into this young ladies head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Send her off to look for a red penis

Oh pp, I think that you are putting ideas into this young ladies head "

That's not my typo

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Does your boss know he is paying you to sit there doing colour by numbers books all night long? lol.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Soak some of your hair cuttings in water, then dip your pen in it. Pubes would be best but you don't have any. Ginger armpit hair comes a close second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning libertine "

Morning. What you making me for breakfast?

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By *r Mrs Tusty69Couple
over a year ago

derby

Err Ryan that's wrong lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never seen a ginger pube

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By *r Mrs Tusty69Couple
over a year ago

derby


"Morning libertine

Morning. What you making me for breakfast? "

wot would you like me to do you darling.

and I'm only wearing my pinny is that OK. But if I bend over to open the oven. Do you pinky promise to look

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Err Ryan that's wrong lol x"

Desperate times call for desperate measures. She won't notice a handful missing.

Oh little Red, half the size of me, hairs on her armpits like the branches of a tree.

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By *r Mrs Tusty69Couple
over a year ago

derby


"I've never seen a ginger pube "

I haven't either babe.

but can you imagine explaining that one lol .why are you up still anyway sleepy head... x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Err Ryan that's wrong lol x"

It's ok, he doesn't know right from wrong anyway.

*allegedly

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Err Ryan that's wrong lol x

It's ok, he doesn't know right from wrong anyway.

*allegedly

"

I know right from left. I had it written on the soles of my feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never seen a ginger pube

I haven't either babe.

but can you imagine explaining that one lol .why are you up still anyway sleepy head... x"

Night shift only four and a half hours to go

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By *r Mrs Tusty69Couple
over a year ago

derby


"I've never seen a ginger pube

I haven't either babe.

but can you imagine explaining that one lol .why are you up still anyway sleepy head... x

Night shift only four and a half hours to go "

awww bless you hunn. Keep those eyes wide open not long to go now sweetheart x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ryan I need red not orange

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does your boss know he is paying you to sit there doing colour by numbers books all night long? lol. "

Yes. He's putting my artwork up on the walls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never seen a ginger pube

I haven't either babe.

but can you imagine explaining that one lol .why are you up still anyway sleepy head... x

Night shift only four and a half hours to go

awww bless you hunn. Keep those eyes wide open not long to go now sweetheart x "

Believe me after checking your sexy ink my eyes are truly open

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ryan I need red not orange "

So bloody fussy !!

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Does your boss know he is paying you to sit there doing colour by numbers books all night long? lol.

Yes. He's putting my artwork up on the walls"

Any of the girls got a red lipstick handy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan I need red not orange

So bloody fussy !!"

That's women for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does your boss know he is paying you to sit there doing colour by numbers books all night long? lol.

Yes. He's putting my artwork up on the walls

Any of the girls got a red lipstick handy? "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ryan I need red not orange

So bloody fussy !!

That's women for you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a thought red nail varish or tomato sauce got any of those handy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a thought red nail varish or tomato sauce got any of those handy "

Negative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a thought red nail varish or tomato sauce got any of those handy

Negative "

Well looks like ya buggered you'll have to wait till you get home now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a thought red nail varish or tomato sauce got any of those handy

Negative

Well looks like ya buggered you'll have to wait till you get home now"

I started another one and just decided that number one would be green and not red. #win

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