FabSwingers.com forum: Using objects to show the size of your bits

By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

Ive noticed a few guys using Sky remotes or larger cans to show how big their cocks are ..

is the anything you have seen woman use ?? ha ha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two litres of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber to show my thickness and length

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By *eamgbukCouple (MM)
over a year ago

sunny york

An echo chamber!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i used a sky remote once

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

A packet of colouring pencils

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Rubber Ducks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple of melons

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By *nit2doitMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Now where did I put that thimble

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The box they came in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used a grape but I don't think anyone was impressed

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

A rowing boat

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

some creative one there ! .. anything else ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i used a sky remote once "

so did we, but she kept turning the tv over so we stopped.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"i used a sky remote once

so did we, but she kept turning the tv over so we stopped."

I want to see some using the entire box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i used a sky remote once

so did we, but she kept turning the tv over so we stopped.

I want to see some using the entire box

i was gonna, but i dropped it on my ballsack.

now my dick looks even smaller than it is, but i have grapefruit bollocks.

any help? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive noticed a few guys using Sky remotes or larger cans to show how big their cocks are ..

is the anything you have seen woman use ?? ha ha xx

Large Doner with chillie sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baked bean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gotta get myself some small hands!! Lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"i used a sky remote once

so did we, but she kept turning the tv over so we stopped.

I want to see some using the entire box

i was gonna, but i dropped it on my ballsack.

now my dick looks even smaller than it is, but i have grapefruit bollocks.

any help? lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best one I have seen was a lady who's pics where most fabbed, showing she could accomidate what looked like a garden water feature!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

...a baby??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 'Garmin Echo 550c' ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2l bottle of vodka, can of in a pint glass and an lime

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By * for KinkMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"The best one I have seen was a lady who's pics where most fabbed, showing she could accomidate what looked like a garden water feature!"

Ha ha ha!

I use a very small chippolatta that I have cunning labelled as Bratwurst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said to one bird, your fanny is fucking huge, she heard, your fanny is fucking huge, your fanny is fucking huge...She said no need to say it twice, I said I didn't, it was the echo !

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

"I said to one bird, your fanny is fucking huge, she heard, your fanny is fucking huge, your fanny is fucking huge...She said no need to say it twice, I said I didn't, it was the echo !"

i suppose she was that big you lost your watch also .. ha ha bum bum fish !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum bum fish? I don't want fish in my bum bum thanks!

I should use a football or 2 to illustrate the girls.

I'd like to add that the diet bottle in my pics is one of those really small ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*cough*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive used a tub of ice cream before

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

"Bum bum fish? I don't want fish in my bum bum thanks!

I should use a football or 2 to illustrate the girls.

I'd like to add that the diet bottle in my pics is one of those really small ones! "

ha ha that should have read -- Bum Bum TISH .. as in a drum role ! ... bloody predictive texts hey xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*cough*"

Using action man eagle eyes sunglasses is not impressive good sir

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

"ive used a tub of ice cream before "

do you mean you have used a tub of Ice cream - inside your foo foo ??

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

I use guys hands on my boobs lol!

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

"I use guys hands on my boobs lol!"

Jesus - no mistaking how big yours are .... you need a few guys on each one ... MMM MMM MMMM wow xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*cough*

Using action man eagle eyes sunglasses is not impressive good sir"

He has no penis of his own to balance them on though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to use a ferry to show the size of my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we cant get close enough to a yawning hippo

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

"I tend to use a ferry to show the size of my arse "

Having checked your profile pictures -- i know your fibbing ... i would live to be tied to the back of you though -)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to use a ferry to show the size of my arse

Having checked your profile pictures -- i know your fibbing ... i would live to be tied to the back of you though -)"

Lol I do have a big ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*cough*

Using action man eagle eyes sunglasses is not impressive good sir

He has no penis of his own to balance them on though."

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

"I tend to use a ferry to show the size of my arse

Having checked your profile pictures -- i know your fibbing ... i would live to be tied to the back of you though -)

Lol I do have a big ass"

I'm manoeuvring behind you - I'm coming into your port .. hold on tight xx

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

I used a stiletto heel once

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

I used a stiletto heel once

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inserted ?

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

Yes, clean of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in Costa.....im thinking my boob will fit in my cappuchino cup when ive finished drinking it

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

"Yes, clean of course "

mmm mmm mmmm id love to watch that ... well done you for being a creative little bunny xx

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

"Im in Costa.....im thinking my boob will fit in my capuchin cup when ive finished drinking it

really ?? I've just looked at your pictures and I'm really not sure they will you know ...

don't get thrown out trying will ya !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im in Costa.....im thinking my boob will fit in my capuchin cup when ive finished drinking it

really ?? I've just looked at your pictures and I'm really not sure they will you know ...

don't get thrown out trying will ya !

Ok expresso cup then

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

"Im in Costa.....im thinking my boob will fit in my capuchin cup when ive finished drinking it

really ?? I've just looked at your pictures and I'm really not sure they will you know ...

don't get thrown out trying will ya !

Ok expresso cup then

lol ... no i meant your BOOBS are bigger that a Costa cup ! .. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dip stick,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oow I would like to measure honeypots noobs by the mouthful,,

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By *anyoufeelme OP Man
over a year ago

near you

"Oow I would like to measure honeypots noobs by the mouthful,,

Boobs by the mouthful ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone near me says " about nine inches uncut " well I compared his todger to my sky remote( thats his pic of choice). Got to tell him he can knock nearly two inches off that guestimate....

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