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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

In view of another thread - what is the longest message you can devise to answer a single word one like 'hi'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello! Thank you for your message. I've been waiting for ages for you to message me, because I was a little intimidated by your profile, I thought I was out of your league.

But here we are! And you instigated things! I'm pretty damn happy!

So how are you? I'm pretty good, although my gout is playing up.

I see from your profile that you wish to be anally fisted, which is great because I have a "all creatures great and small" fetish.

I see from your 100 verifications that you are very picky with who you sleep with, picky is good, I just hope you pick me!!!!!

Bored now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Hello! Thank you for your message. I've been waiting for ages for you to message me, because I was a little intimidated by your profile, I thought I was out of your league.

But here we are! And you instigated things! I'm pretty damn happy!

So how are you? I'm pretty good, although my gout is playing up.

I see from your profile that you wish to be anally fisted, which is great because I have a "all creatures great and small" fetish.

I see from your 100 verifications that you are very picky with who you sleep with, picky is good, I just hope you pick me!!!!!

Bored now "

REALLY? another 1 word reply

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Hi,

Thanks for saying hi.

I see from your profile that you like to stick foreign objects up your bum hole. I have always wondered what to do with an empty bog roll and my pet hamster. I also note you like to stick cucumbers up there I bet when chopped with the courgette you place up there make a rather tasty yet somewhat nutty dressing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi,

Thanks for saying hi.

I see from your profile that you like to stick foreign objects up your bum hole. I have always wondered what to do with an empty bog roll and my pet hamster. I also note you like to stick cucumbers up there I bet when chopped with the courgette you place up there make a rather tasty yet somewhat nutty dressing.... "

Nutty??

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Hi,

Thanks for saying hi.

I see from your profile that you like to stick foreign objects up your bum hole. I have always wondered what to do with an empty bog roll and my pet hamster. I also note you like to stick cucumbers up there I bet when chopped with the courgette you place up there make a rather tasty yet somewhat nutty dressing....

Nutty?? "

Yes nutty not that I've ever eaten a cucumber that's been up someone arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A " hi" or hello is a copy and paste to all of fabs, guess who answers first, no one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi,

Thanks for saying hi.

I see from your profile that you like to stick foreign objects up your bum hole. I have always wondered what to do with an empty bog roll and my pet hamster. I also note you like to stick cucumbers up there I bet when chopped with the courgette you place up there make a rather tasty yet somewhat nutty dressing....

Nutty??

Yes nutty not that I've ever eaten a cucumber that's been up someone arse "

What about a courgette ?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Hi,

Thanks for saying hi.

I see from your profile that you like to stick foreign objects up your bum hole. I have always wondered what to do with an empty bog roll and my pet hamster. I also note you like to stick cucumbers up there I bet when chopped with the courgette you place up there make a rather tasty yet somewhat nutty dressing....

Nutty??

Yes nutty not that I've ever eaten a cucumber that's been up someone arse

What about a courgette ?"

A bit squishy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi..."

Not yet... But if you are free next weekend, I'll take you higher than you've ever been before...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi,

Thanks for saying hi.

I see from your profile that you like to stick foreign objects up your bum hole. I have always wondered what to do with an empty bog roll and my pet hamster. I also note you like to stick cucumbers up there I bet when chopped with the courgette you place up there make a rather tasty yet somewhat nutty dressing....

Nutty??

Yes nutty not that I've ever eaten a cucumber that's been up someone arse

What about a courgette ?

A bit squishy "

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

someone cut and paste their profile two and a half times into a message to us recently. bit unoriginal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi,

Thanks for saying hi.

I see from your profile that you like to stick foreign objects up your bum hole. I have always wondered what to do with an empty bog roll and my pet hamster. I also note you like to stick cucumbers up there I bet when chopped with the courgette you place up there make a rather tasty yet somewhat nutty dressing....

Nutty??

Yes nutty not that I've ever eaten a cucumber that's been up someone arse

What about a courgette ?

A bit squishy

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww "

No animals were hurt or injured in this thread

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Hi,

Thanks for saying hi.

I see from your profile that you like to stick foreign objects up your bum hole. I have always wondered what to do with an empty bog roll and my pet hamster. I also note you like to stick cucumbers up there I bet when chopped with the courgette you place up there make a rather tasty yet somewhat nutty dressing....

Nutty??

Yes nutty not that I've ever eaten a cucumber that's been up someone arse

What about a courgette ?

A bit squishy

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

No animals were hurt or injured in this thread "

Please do not try this at home....

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