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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Last night on my way home from a show, I indicated to turn right. The road was empty apart from a cat strolling across the road 20 yards beyond my turn. The only reason I indicated was to let the cat know it didn't have to rush across the road and could continue to do so leisurely.

So, my question to you all is,

What was the last thing you did, that seemed perfectly logical at the time and then 5 minutes later, appeared to be something that if used in a mental health hearing against you...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Almost everything I do, care in the community isn't what it used to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Almost everything I do, care in the community isn't what it used to be

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Same here!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"Last night on my way home from a show, I indicated to turn right. The road was empty apart from a cat strolling across the road 20 yards beyond my turn. The only reason I indicated was to let the cat know it didn't have to rush across the road and could continue to do so leisurely.

So, my question to you all is,

What was the last thing you did, that seemed perfectly logical at the time and then 5 minutes later, appeared to be something that if used in a mental health hearing against you...

"

5 minutes later? A whole 5 minutes later?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I talk to my pets.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I did the opposite once - found myself giving my ex-husband a subtle 'move back please'hand signal that my horse would have noticed and responded to...and being surprised he was totally oblivious and unresponsive!!

Haha, also made me realise that horses have the kind of awareness we can only dream most men will have!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I talk to my pets. "

So do I. I get more sense out of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said sorry to a couple of conifers, in my garden, the day before they were chopped down.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

When I let my cats outside I say to each one "be good and if you can't be good don't get caught". I also tell them to "be bright, be shiny and light" and give them a little kiss.

Some people call me a mad cat lady, I just don't know why.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

When I talk to my cat and he meows back at me, I then answer that as if we're having a 2-way conversations.

Me: You want breakfast?

Him: Meow Meow Meow

Me: Really? Well I'm sorry but I couldn't afford that brand this time. This one will have to do.

Him: Meow

Me: Well that's just tough luck. Take it or leave it.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

about 11 at night i come downstairs for about half an hour until the cats are settled and asleep

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I talk to myself sometimes, the worry bit is I don't always want to reply

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"I talk to myself sometimes, the worry bit is I don't always want to reply "

Do you think to yourself "just be quiet and she will think you're not home"?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

One day, automatic doors will open when I press my car fob at them.

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"

5 minutes later? A whole 5 minutes later?"

Definitely, perhaps longer, even

I used to know someone who was a sod for leaving the telly remote in the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live on my own and often chat to myself about the night out I've had when I get in.....And have often told myself off after drinking too much....

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"

5 minutes later? A whole 5 minutes later?

Definitely, perhaps longer, even

I used to know someone who was a sod for leaving the telly remote in the fridge. "

You should ask my other half what I'm like with the TV remote and the cordless phone

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By *otTheReal01Man
over a year ago

London


"When I talk to my cat and he meows back at me, I then answer that as if we're having a 2-way conversations.

Me: You want breakfast?

Him: Meow Meow Meow

Me: Really? Well I'm sorry but I couldn't afford that brand this time. This one will have to do.

Him: Meow

Me: Well that's just tough luck. Take it or leave it.

"

If you haven't already seen it, check out the Simon's Cat short animations on YouTube. Hilarious and you can really tell he's a cat owner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think if someone printed out my forum posts from around the internet, gathered my family and read them out in a deadpan manner, I'd sound pretty crazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a cat cross the road in front of me while crossing children on their way to school (lollipop lady) was so funny

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I think if someone printed out my forum posts from around the internet, gathered my family and read them out in a deadpan manner, I'd sound pretty crazy."

Cripes! You think you need to worry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was talking to my mum a few days ago on the phone and was telling her about a picture I had seen. I said I would send it to her via WhatsApp. I then proceeded to say after searching the living room thoroughly "I can't find my phone a minute, I will send you it later". . . Yes. . Same phone I was using to talk to her

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"When I talk to my cat and he meows back at me, I then answer that as if we're having a 2-way conversations.

Me: You want breakfast?

Him: Meow Meow Meow

Me: Really? Well I'm sorry but I couldn't afford that brand this time. This one will have to do.

Him: Meow

Me: Well that's just tough luck. Take it or leave it.

If you haven't already seen it, check out the Simon's Cat short animations on YouTube. Hilarious and you can really tell he's a cat owner."

I had a cat that made Simons look tame lol

D x

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By *otTheReal01Man
over a year ago

London


"When I talk to my cat and he meows back at me, I then answer that as if we're having a 2-way conversations.

Me: You want breakfast?

Him: Meow Meow Meow

Me: Really? Well I'm sorry but I couldn't afford that brand this time. This one will have to do.

Him: Meow

Me: Well that's just tough luck. Take it or leave it.

If you haven't already seen it, check out the Simon's Cat short animations on YouTube. Hilarious and you can really tell he's a cat owner.

I had a cat that made Simons look tame lol "

My favourite is the baseball bat one. Awesome. And so true.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"When I talk to my cat and he meows back at me, I then answer that as if we're having a 2-way conversations.

Me: You want breakfast?

Him: Meow Meow Meow

Me: Really? Well I'm sorry but I couldn't afford that brand this time. This one will have to do.

Him: Meow

Me: Well that's just tough luck. Take it or leave it.

"

sorry but are you saying that's not normal

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon


"When I talk to my cat and he meows back at me, I then answer that as if we're having a 2-way conversations.

Me: You want breakfast?

Him: Meow Meow Meow

Me: Really? Well I'm sorry but I couldn't afford that brand this time. This one will have to do.

Him: Meow

Me: Well that's just tough luck. Take it or leave it.

sorry but are you saying that's not normal "

That's what I was thinking.

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By *issyyourbadWoman
over a year ago

Dorset

Yeah I answer for my pets also talk to myself a lot but I know I am crazy so that's cool

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Barry Cryer tells a wonderful story of I think it is Humphrey Littleton, who used to talk to his cat a lot. One day a butterfly fluttered into his lounge and he said hello to it. He then turned to his cat and said, 'I must be going mad, you know? I'm talking to a butterfly.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once stopped at a zebra crossing to let a bird walk across, me and the woman on the other side who had also stopped were almost sobbing with hysterics but it did seem perfectly acceptable at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I talk to my cat and he meows back at me, I then answer that as if we're having a 2-way conversations.

Me: You want breakfast?

Him: Meow Meow Meow

Me: Really? Well I'm sorry but I couldn't afford that brand this time. This one will have to do.

Him: Meow

Me: Well that's just tough luck. Take it or leave it.

"

I talk to mine so I wouldn't worry about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I went to view my puppy at the breeders, I spoke to her mum and promised her that I would love and care for her daughter. I go again at the weekend and I shall do the same again.

Strangely though I think the dog knew what I was saying, well she cocked her head to the side and looked as if she did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always look at my wrist when someone ask the time.

I never wear watches :/

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