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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which really bug you?

English person in a yank film, you know they're probably the villain.

Action film-hero gets shot at with automatic rifles, bullets miss, hero fires one clip from a pistol and kills them all.

Yes I'm really bored.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Everyone can always get a parking space right outside whatever building they are going into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fat black police captain who's always giving the rogue detectives a hard time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mel Gibson playing a Scotsman in a Skirt

Gunfights in a Western, Draw cock and Shoot,Baddie dies 200 yards away..yeah right

Any war film where an American soldier actually hits the Enemy rather than killing one of their own or an ally with friendly fire

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

The 'happy ever after endings' * Puke smiley here *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate how in films the driver of car is able to look away from the road ahead and turn and talk to the person in the passenger seat for about 5-10 seconds, without ever crashing or having a near hit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any war film where an American soldier actually hits the Enemy rather than killing one of their own or an ally with friendly fire"

Never thought about that one.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Somehow the pretty blonde with the fake boobs always ends up near naked while being chased by the murdering bad dude.

No one ever dies in Disney.

The good guy always wins.

If it has Hugh Grant in it, it will be shit.

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven

If there's a fight, they know how to fight the same way.

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven

"The fat black police captain who's always giving the rogue detectives a hard time."

Haha just watched a new series last night and was too cliched, stopped watching it because of it.

Chicago pd.

That too had a black boss with a rogue detective.

They had really pretty police officers too, not too scared on killing people

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

No one ever dies in Disney. "

Bambi's mum

Nemo's Mum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No one ever dies in Disney.

Bambi's mum

Nemo's Mum

Agent Coulson

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

In horror films, the girl who has sex always dies.

OP, you should check out TV Tropes. Its all about film clichés.

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

No one ever dies in Disney.

Bambi's mum

Nemo's Mum

cough Lion King

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By *ames blackMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"No one ever dies in Disney."

Tarzans ape mum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In horror films, the girl who has sex always dies.

OP, you should check out TV Tropes. Its all about film clichés."

I'll give it a look.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

No one ever dies in Disney.

Bambi's mum

Nemo's Mum

cough Lion King "

Ahhhhhhh how could I forget that one????

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By *uud 4-funMan
over a year ago

Dartford

American police or military types coming out with the line:

'I didn't sign up for this shit!'

Uh, If your a cop or a soldier then this is exactly the sort of shit you signed up for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one ever dies in Disney.

Bambi's mum

Nemo's Mum

cough Lion King

Ahhhhhhh how could I forget that one????

Mother gothel (tangled)

Malificent (sleeping beauty)

The queen/step mum (snow white)

Notice its a lot of females dying in disney films lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The females always waking up with perfect hair and make up after sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone sets off one fire sprinkler and every sprinkler in the whole building goes off - it would never happen. Sorry - probably a bit too geeky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see someone actually firing blanks from a gun which are supposed to be real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which really bug you?

English person in a yank film, you know they're probably the villain.

Action film-hero gets shot at with automatic rifles, bullets miss, hero fires one clip from a pistol and kills them all.

Yes I'm really bored."

I think you'll find that anyone not American is a villain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which really bug you?

English person in a yank film, you know they're probably the villain.

Action film-hero gets shot at with automatic rifles, bullets miss, hero fires one clip from a pistol and kills them all.

Yes I'm really bored.

I think you'll find that anyone not American is a villain. "

This is true.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Yank car chases where they have to drive thru a mountain of empty cardboard boxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one ever dies in Disney.

Bambi's mum

Nemo's Mum

Agent Coulson"

Agent coulson is marvel not Disney lol can't you tell I'm bored lol

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By *azNdavCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

How vampires gain the ability of martial arts.

Self repairing cars in car chases.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"When you see someone actually firing blanks from a gun which are supposed to be real."

Pretty sure that's an intentional thing. Why on earth would they put real bullets in guns on a film set

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

No one ever dies in Disney.

Bambi's mum

Nemo's Mum

cough Lion King

Ahhhhhhh how could I forget that one????

Mother gothel (tangled)

Malificent (sleeping beauty)

The queen/step mum (snow white)

Notice its a lot of females dying in disney films lol"

Except mufasa

sand scar from the same film although he's a baddy

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

No one ever dies in Disney.

Bambi's mum

Nemo's Mum

Agent Coulson

Agent coulson is marvel not Disney lol can't you tell I'm bored lol "

Guess who Marvel is owned by?

Anyway Agent Coulson

*SPOILER ALERT*

isn't dead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No one ever dies in Disney.

Bambi's mum

Nemo's Mum

Agent Coulson

Agent coulson is marvel not Disney lol can't you tell I'm bored lol

Guess who Marvel is owned by?

Anyway Agent Coulson

*SPOILER ALERT*

isn't dead."

Beat me to it.

He's a robot now isn't he? Or a clone.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No one ever dies in Disney.

Bambi's mum

Nemo's Mum

No Dad's were injured in the making of these films.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which really bug you?

English person in a yank film, you know they're probably the villain.

Action film-hero gets shot at with automatic rifles, bullets miss, hero fires one clip from a pistol and kills them all.

A cough is never a cold but a symptom of some sinister illness that will inevitably lead to a tragic demise

Yes I'm really bored."

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

When you are cutting the wire of a detonator , you do it DEAD on time with no seconds to spare.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My favourite , my favourite , my favourite!!!

You get in a car to escape a baddy. The car won't start.... the baddy hears you , your car wont start, the baddy runs up behind the car, the car won't start, the baddy is nearing , the car won't start,........

the baddy is within a hairs breadth from the bumper n the car starts..... you leave him in dust.....

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

When the good guy is in a fight with a load of bad guys they all courteously wait their turn to attack him so he only has to fight one at a time. Bad guys aren't all bad.

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By *azNdavCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

Super Heros destroy more of the city than the bad guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there's a lunatic murderer in the house, the victim runs upstairs instead of out the front door! (or back door, or any door, window, whatever...if they're in the house with a gun, knife, chainsaw, you, silly cheerleader murderee, get the fuck out!!!!!!!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you see someone actually firing blanks from a gun which are supposed to be real.

Pretty sure that's an intentional thing. Why on earth would they put real bullets in guns on a film set

Then don't show close-ups of bullets - simples

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

very thin tables stop bullets... the baddies always fall to their deaths .. the heroine always wears a white flimsy dress ... the whole thing doesnt amount to a hill of beans .. cars jump over things and the hero can still drive them james bond is always left to be killed by the dumbest operative in the baddy citadel .. the james bond baddy always tells james bond how to destroy the whole place .. and the self destruct button is always the largest and most easily knocked into on on any control panel.. why have a self destruct button in the first place ... and quincy s boss never believes quincy when he is always bloody right .. or do they only show the ones where he is right for a change and he s a fucking loony most of the time

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"When you see someone actually firing blanks from a gun which are supposed to be real.

Pretty sure that's an intentional thing. Why on earth would they put real bullets in guns on a film set

Then don't show close-ups of bullets - simples

You know films are make believe right??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you see someone actually firing blanks from a gun which are supposed to be real.

Pretty sure that's an intentional thing. Why on earth would they put real bullets in guns on a film set

Then don't show close-ups of bullets - simples

You know films are make believe right??"

Yeh - Of course, apart from Star Wars.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

if it is a war movie... and one of the soldiers shows a picture of his wife and kids and talks about "getting home".....

he isn't.......

"in a box!"....

also... if you wear a red uniform in a start trek movie... you are expendible... you wont make it either!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The villain sparing the good guy out of ego, then the good guy getting revenge.

Alan Rickman being the bad guy.

Americans single handedly winning every war ever, whether they were involved or not.

Star Wars is great, but the whole "Nooooo" thing when Darth Vader got his suit. at the end of ep. 3 made me laugh and cringe. That was terrible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The villain sparing the good guy out of ego, then the good guy getting revenge.

Alan Rickman being the bad guy.

Americans single handedly winning every war ever, whether they were involved or not.

Star Wars is great, but the whole "Nooooo" thing when Darth Vader got his suit. at the end of ep. 3 made me laugh and cringe. That was terrible!

If that made you 'laugh ans cringe' you don't want to see me iny stormtrooper costume

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Women have orgasms

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Ever been in a confined space when a gun goes off? Doesn't seem to bother actors.

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