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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Round a friends and pretty d*unk right now. Starting to feel like everything is a great idea. I expect trouble to follow. What's been the worst thing you have done when d*unk?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Ask someone if he loved me when I knew the answer to be no. I was young, foolish and d*unk - an almost lethal combination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drink but in my job as a firefighter have been called to many disasterous stag do endings usually involving naked men and handcuffs! One d*unk guy thought he'd see how many curtain rings he could get on his cock then realised he couldn't get them off so dialed 999. Enter one large firewoman with a big set of bolt croppers followed by 3 other firemen giggling uncontollably like school boys!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up once to a text from Ryanair confirming flights I'd apparently booked the previous night.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't drink but in my job as a firefighter have been called to many disasterous stag do endings usually involving naked men and handcuffs! One d*unk guy thought he'd see how many curtain rings he could get on his cock then realised he couldn't get them off so dialed 999. Enter one large firewoman with a big set of bolt croppers followed by 3 other firemen giggling uncontollably like school boys!!"

You Promised it would be our secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a bike rally in wales, got totally d*unk as I was walking past the fire I slipped and lucky for me fell into the ashes at the side of the fire, few blisters on my hand but I was ok. The West coast motorcycle jacket got a melted arm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spend a stupid amount of money if something stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't drink but in my job as a firefighter have been called to many disasterous stag do endings usually involving naked men and handcuffs! One d*unk guy thought he'd see how many curtain rings he could get on his cock then realised he couldn't get them off so dialed 999. Enter one large firewoman with a big set of bolt croppers followed by 3 other firemen giggling uncontollably like school boys!!"
love this. xx

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

Done some stupid things under the influence; not stupid enough sober to admit to them though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I woke up once to a text from Ryanair confirming flights I'd apparently booked the previous night.....

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Where did you book flights to?

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands


"I don't drink but in my job as a firefighter have been called to many disasterous stag do endings usually involving naked men and handcuffs! One d*unk guy thought he'd see how many curtain rings he could get on his cock then realised he couldn't get them off so dialed 999. Enter one large firewoman with a big set of bolt croppers followed by 3 other firemen giggling uncontollably like school boys!!"

Let me guess they magically fell off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't drink but in my job as a firefighter have been called to many disasterous stag do endings usually involving naked men and handcuffs! One d*unk guy thought he'd see how many curtain rings he could get on his cock then realised he couldn't get them off so dialed 999. Enter one large firewoman with a big set of bolt croppers followed by 3 other firemen giggling uncontollably like school boys!!"

Brilliantly funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I woke up once to a text from Ryanair confirming flights I'd apparently booked the previous night.....

Where did you book flights to? "

Tenerife.....thank god.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Nearly broke my ankle, slept with a few questionable men, nothing awful thank goodness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Round a friends and pretty d*unk right now. Starting to feel like everything is a great idea. I expect trouble to follow. What's been the worst thing you have done when d*unk? "

Said what I thought about a boss out aloud. Knowing they weren't that far behind me.

Opened up to a woman about my feelings and general thoughts by text.

Never done either of them since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't drink but in my job as a firefighter have been called to many disasterous stag do endings usually involving naked men and handcuffs! One d*unk guy thought he'd see how many curtain rings he could get on his cock then realised he couldn't get them off so dialed 999. Enter one large firewoman with a big set of bolt croppers followed by 3 other firemen giggling uncontollably like school boys!!"

How did you get into the job? I couldn't message you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wouldnt like to say as might shock someone.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

accepting a marriage proposal!!!

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By *utzzCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

I've been rescued from near certain death 3 times. Twice it involved deep water and the other was fire. I don't drink much any more

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

Broke 2 ribs when I was 26 trying to recreate a gymnastics tumbling sequence from 5 years before. Ouch. And ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't drink but in my job as a firefighter have been called to many disasterous stag do endings usually involving naked men and handcuffs! One d*unk guy thought he'd see how many curtain rings he could get on his cock then realised he couldn't get them off so dialed 999. Enter one large firewoman with a big set of bolt croppers followed by 3 other firemen giggling uncontollably like school boys!!

How did you get into the job? I couldn't message you "

I wanted to do it since I was a kid, took a few attempts to get through the entrance tests but finally joined London fire brigade in 1994

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a sales manager for a large electrical company, a few of us was invited to a posh awards evening along with our managers, after a few to many free drinks I told the managers that I thought they were treating unfairly, as the only female sales manager I was treated differently to the males, didn't think any more about it until 3 or 4 days later and I was called to the office to discuss why I was unhappy in my job...

Always keep a sober head when out on a works do with senior management

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By *unky monkey 351Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Getting married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

went to bed with a hot stud, woke up next to Quasimodo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooft quite a few but not saying on an open forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Announced to a group of very straight friends that I'd had the odd liaison with a woman....how shocking!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I best not mention the incident with the sheep, it was an accident

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"went to bed with a hot stud, woke up next to Quasimodo "

I did that then puked on him in bed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nearly broke my ankle, slept with a few questionable men, nothing awful thank goodness."

Went to a Halloween party , and woke up with a 60 ish plus year old , she was dressed as a sexy witch. I was 35 at the time.

Luckily she was just as embarrassed as I was lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I slept with my then boss not really the brightest thing to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a friend who lived in a 1 bedroom flat, he once had t beg a compaby to take back a fair few thousand pounds worth of hot tub that he had no recollection of ordering until it was delivered a couple of weeks later

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Gave the Morris Traveller parked outside my parents' next door neighbours a push to get the car started when I got back home from the pub d*unk. Turns out they weren't visitors, they'd just robbed the house! I didn't notice the TV in the back

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