FabSwingers.com forum: verifications

By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

There are some pretty standard phrases used in verifications. I think people are holding back & what they really mean is...

He has a great cock & knows how to use it....to pee, though sometimes he misses the bowl. Can't shag for toffee though!

Great with his fingers....when playing the guitar. Couldn't find a clit if it was highlighted in fluorescent yellow with a big arrow pointed at it.

She answered the door dressed to impress....the ringmaster at the circus. She had more makeup than a group of clowns!!

Had me gushing....tears of disappointment at his inability to get an erection.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

knows what he/she wants and knows how to get it-is a very selfish lover (actually never understood this term on a verification. someone put it on one of ours a while ago, and we had just gone with the flow as we had only just started lol)

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went down on me for ages, she really meant he was okay after a Viagra