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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im dying... Help!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

there there loosens tie you had it too tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck it up woman!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Suck it up woman!!

You're a rubbish nurse!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Im dying... Help!

For fuck sake call yourself a bi.

Pop on a beautiful silk robe, hand embroidered slippers and get yourself to A&E.

Have Ebola at least.

Never, ever, ever underplay something

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im dying... Help!

For fuck sake call yourself a bi.

Pop on a beautiful silk robe, hand embroidered slippers and get yourself to A&E.

Have Ebola at least.

Never, ever, ever underplay something"

Bitch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's worse than giving birth to a hippo, were with you fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i also have man flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i also have man flu"

Eh !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you could be in for a long haul

have had man flue since Christmas and still trying to shake it off

I do hope you are feeling better soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i also have man flu"

Women would die if they had man flu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i also have man flu

Women would die if they had man flu."

bird flu?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There there Ben.

well thays sympathy done now what flowers do ya want. Xxxx

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Im dying... Help!

For fuck sake call yourself a bi.

Pop on a beautiful silk robe, hand embroidered slippers and get yourself to A&E.

Have Ebola at least.

Never, ever, ever underplay something

Bitch! "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Im dying... Help!

Are you dead yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i also have man flu

Women would die if they had man flu.

bird flu?"

Could've been worse, you could have been accused of having swine flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry mate I have called the air ambulance and explained you have man flu and there rushing right over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The facts !

Man Flu

1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable

scientific fact*.

*(Based on a survey of over 100,000 men.)

2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the

germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of

people living in the rainforest. And probably loads of monkeys too.

3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. At worst they suffer from what is

medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle' - which, if a man caught,

he would still be able to run, throw a ball, tear the phone book in half

and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.

4. Men do not 'moan' when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary

groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain

they are in..

5. Full recovery from Man-Flu will take place much quicker if their

simple requests for care, sympathy and regular cups of tea or coffee are

met. Is that really so much to ask? Florence Nightingale would have done

6. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots

of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).

7. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed

and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful

condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are

the greatest heroes this country has ever known.

8. In 1982 scientists managed to simulate the agonising symptoms of full

blown Man-Flu in a female chimp. She became so ill that her head

literally fell off.

9. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than Rambo, Batman and The A-Team

combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting 'lady medicines'

like Lemsip, so don't bother trying to force them on a victim of

Man-Flu.

10. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer is just lying around

enjoying 'Diagnosis Murder' it is a commonly recognised medical fact

that the exact pitch and frequency of Dick Van Dyke's voice has

remarkable soothing powers.

Every minute in this country one man is struck down by Man-Flu. Women,

all we ask is that each of you offers them a cup of tea or coffee, some

kind words and your undivided attention and care. Then maybe, just

maybe, we'll beat this monstrous disease together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can remember the days when men were men.

Hope you get well soon petal. Wouldn't wish man flu on my worst enemy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The facts !

Man Flu

1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable

scientific fact*.

*(Based on a survey of over 100,000 men.)

2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the

germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of

people living in the rainforest. And probably loads of monkeys too.

3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. At worst they suffer from what is

medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle' - which, if a man caught,

he would still be able to run, throw a ball, tear the phone book in half

and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.

4. Men do not 'moan' when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary

groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain

they are in..

5. Full recovery from Man-Flu will take place much quicker if their

simple requests for care, sympathy and regular cups of tea or coffee are

met. Is that really so much to ask? Florence Nightingale would have done

6. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots

of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).

7. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed

and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful

condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are

the greatest heroes this country has ever known.

8. In 1982 scientists managed to simulate the agonising symptoms of full

blown Man-Flu in a female chimp. She became so ill that her head

literally fell off.

9. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than Rambo, Batman and The A-Team

combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting 'lady medicines'

like Lemsip, so don't bother trying to force them on a victim of

Man-Flu.

10. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer is just lying around

enjoying 'Diagnosis Murder' it is a commonly recognised medical fact

that the exact pitch and frequency of Dick Van Dyke's voice has

remarkable soothing powers.

Every minute in this country one man is struck down by Man-Flu. Women,

all we ask is that each of you offers them a cup of tea or coffee, some

kind words and your undivided attention and care. Then maybe, just

maybe, we'll beat this monstrous disease together.

Let me guess - written by a man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The facts !

Man Flu

1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable

scientific fact*.

*(Based on a survey of over 100,000 men.)

2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the

germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of

people living in the rainforest. And probably loads of monkeys too.

3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. At worst they suffer from what is

medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle' - which, if a man caught,

he would still be able to run, throw a ball, tear the phone book in half

and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.

4. Men do not 'moan' when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary

groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain

they are in..

5. Full recovery from Man-Flu will take place much quicker if their

simple requests for care, sympathy and regular cups of tea or coffee are

met. Is that really so much to ask? Florence Nightingale would have done

6. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots

of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).

7. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed

and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful

condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are

the greatest heroes this country has ever known.

8. In 1982 scientists managed to simulate the agonising symptoms of full

blown Man-Flu in a female chimp. She became so ill that her head

literally fell off.

9. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than Rambo, Batman and The A-Team

combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting 'lady medicines'

like Lemsip, so don't bother trying to force them on a victim of

Man-Flu.

10. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer is just lying around

enjoying 'Diagnosis Murder' it is a commonly recognised medical fact

that the exact pitch and frequency of Dick Van Dyke's voice has

remarkable soothing powers.

Every minute in this country one man is struck down by Man-Flu. Women,

all we ask is that each of you offers them a cup of tea or coffee, some

kind words and your undivided attention and care. Then maybe, just

maybe, we'll beat this monstrous disease together.

Great post!

But you forgot the 'oh so important other bit' that women of the world can do to relieve the poor male sufferers of Man Flu.

The aid they can give with the alleviation of the build up of pressure in a mans body that occurs when stricken.

*otherwise known as a blow job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The facts !

Man Flu

1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable

scientific fact*.

*(Based on a survey of over 100,000 men.)

2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the

germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of

people living in the rainforest. And probably loads of monkeys too.

3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. At worst they suffer from what is

medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle' - which, if a man caught,

he would still be able to run, throw a ball, tear the phone book in half

and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.

4. Men do not 'moan' when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary

groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain

they are in..

5. Full recovery from Man-Flu will take place much quicker if their

simple requests for care, sympathy and regular cups of tea or coffee are

met. Is that really so much to ask? Florence Nightingale would have done

6. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots

of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).

7. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed

and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful

condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are

the greatest heroes this country has ever known.

8. In 1982 scientists managed to simulate the agonising symptoms of full

blown Man-Flu in a female chimp. She became so ill that her head

literally fell off.

9. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than Rambo, Batman and The A-Team

combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting 'lady medicines'

like Lemsip, so don't bother trying to force them on a victim of

Man-Flu.

10. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer is just lying around

enjoying 'Diagnosis Murder' it is a commonly recognised medical fact

that the exact pitch and frequency of Dick Van Dyke's voice has

remarkable soothing powers.

Every minute in this country one man is struck down by Man-Flu. Women,

all we ask is that each of you offers them a cup of tea or coffee, some

kind words and your undivided attention and care. Then maybe, just

maybe, we'll beat this monstrous disease together.

Hahahaha

It's funny because it's true!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Im dying... Help!

It's OK, a man gave me manflu last week, but I have made antibodies and defeated it - I can arrange a blood transfusion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why do men still want sex even when they're sick and dying??

It's the last thing I think about when I'm ill.

The first thing being snuggled up in bed!

Or am I alone on that one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The facts !

Man Flu

1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable

scientific fact*.

*(Based on a survey of over 100,000 men.)

2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the

germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of

people living in the rainforest. And probably loads of monkeys too.

3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. At worst they suffer from what is

medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle' - which, if a man caught,

he would still be able to run, throw a ball, tear the phone book in half

and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.

4. Men do not 'moan' when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary

groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain

they are in..

5. Full recovery from Man-Flu will take place much quicker if their

simple requests for care, sympathy and regular cups of tea or coffee are

met. Is that really so much to ask? Florence Nightingale would have done

6. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots

of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).

7. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed

and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful

condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are

the greatest heroes this country has ever known.

8. In 1982 scientists managed to simulate the agonising symptoms of full

blown Man-Flu in a female chimp. She became so ill that her head

literally fell off.

9. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than Rambo, Batman and The A-Team

combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting 'lady medicines'

like Lemsip, so don't bother trying to force them on a victim of

Man-Flu.

10. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer is just lying around

enjoying 'Diagnosis Murder' it is a commonly recognised medical fact

that the exact pitch and frequency of Dick Van Dyke's voice has

remarkable soothing powers.

Every minute in this country one man is struck down by Man-Flu. Women,

all we ask is that each of you offers them a cup of tea or coffee, some

kind words and your undivided attention and care. Then maybe, just

maybe, we'll beat this monstrous disease together.

Let me guess - written by a man?

Of course it was written by a man... its scientific research. Women only write about knitting patterns and kittens.

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