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Its the little things that remind you.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im waiting for a delivery and those bringing are "hermes"

So now all i can think of is......

"hermes adventures of tintin"

What "little" thing reminds you of something else ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone mentioning a word or sequence of words in a song that stands out, makes me sing it to them.

can be in some very wrong situations too (once sung at a bloke giving me an interview lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum calls Hermes. Herpes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lardons make me think of hard ons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't expect too much if it's Hermes - they loose loads of parcels - certainly lots addressed to me...

They're not a carrier service, they seem to just hire any local spare "man with van" on a self-employed basis.....

They never wast time asking for a signature (I've seen their driver sign the delivery ticket himself), and it costs them to deliver twice so they just dump the parcel on your doorstep if you aren't in...

Had one Hermes driver swear to the sender that he'd left a parcel of expensive car parts in the conservatory at the back of my house..... I haven't got a conservatory, just a solid rock mountain.....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Hope you don't wait too long. They are not very reliable as said above. Hermes sub a lot of it out. I don't think they have much of an established network. They won't deal with the general public either. If you have a delivery query, you have to go the long winded way through the supplier.

Anyhow, back to the thread. Hermes reminds me of a steaming pile of poop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bagpipes make me think of my father

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im waiting for a delivery and those bringing are "hermes"

So now all i can think of is......

"hermes adventures of tintin"

What "little" thing reminds you of something else ?????"

Skidmarks remind me of poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis.....it's like a penis only smaller.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hope you don't wait too long. They are not very reliable as said above. Hermes sub a lot of it out. I don't think they have much of an established network. They won't deal with the general public either. If you have a delivery query, you have to go the long winded way through the supplier.

Anyhow, back to the thread. Hermes reminds me of a steaming pile of poop "

Signed, sealed , delivered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope you don't wait too long. They are not very reliable as said above. Hermes sub a lot of it out. I don't think they have much of an established network. They won't deal with the general public either. If you have a delivery query, you have to go the long winded way through the supplier.

Anyhow, back to the thread. Hermes reminds me of a steaming pile of poop

Signed, sealed , delivered "

reminded me of this classic....

.

I've done a lot of foolish things

That I really didn't mean, didn't I?

Seen a lot of things in this old world

When I touch them, they mean nothing, girl

Oo, baby, here I am, signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Hope you don't wait too long. They are not very reliable as said above. Hermes sub a lot of it out. I don't think they have much of an established network. They won't deal with the general public either. If you have a delivery query, you have to go the long winded way through the supplier.

Anyhow, back to the thread. Hermes reminds me of a steaming pile of poop

Signed, sealed , delivered "

Yay. I take it all back. Good ole boys Hermes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eric Pickles = Erect Nipples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hermes reminds me of my ex....

What's the difference between Herpes and true love...???

Herpes IS forever...

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