FabSwingers.com forum: Profiles

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is it about a persons bio on their profile that makes you think/decide you are not going to reply to a message or even send a message?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I agree.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Saying they are dom.

Being married etc.

Any pics of veg etc up thier bum.

Close ups of gaping holes.

Lads calling themselves sissy etc looking for woman to Domme them,

HPW's

There's loads more lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Saying they are dom.

Being married etc.

Any pics of veg etc up thier bum.

Close ups of gaping holes.

Lads calling themselves sissy etc looking for woman to Domme them,

HPW's

There's loads more lol x "

I agree on the married one, although I have made one exception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry, i misread the original post lol.

i hate bland.

creativity is where its at.

doesnt matter much whats in it as i can ask questions.

just like to see a creative mind at work.

and have seen a few profiles that land very much into this catagory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying they are dom.

Being married etc.

Any pics of veg etc up thier bum.

Close ups of gaping holes.

Lads calling themselves sissy etc looking for woman to Domme them,

HPW's

There's loads more lol x "

What's a HPW??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Been on over a year and not 1 verification is another one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can meet now.

No work gone into getting to know the op, kind of says it all to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Their mobile phone number!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Just out of very boring long term relationship

Over 50 but can't accommodate

Text speak

No preference to age, size, ethnicity

Can give oral for hours/breath through ears and other cliché

Pics that show more of conquest than them

Bareback pics

Cocks dripping cum

Dirty backgrounds

Negative/whiney profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just out of very boring long term relationship

Over 50 but can't accommodate

Text speak

No preference to age, size, ethnicity

Can give oral for hours/breath through ears and other cliché

Pics that show more of conquest than them

Bareback pics

Cocks dripping cum

Dirty backgrounds

Negative/whiney profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food items on or in their bits....... Yak!!!!! Gone right of kitkats and coconut rings!!!!

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By *eather_satinCouple
over a year ago

West Sussex

"Saying they are dom.

Being married etc.

Any pics of veg etc up thier bum.

Close ups of gaping holes.

Lads calling themselves sissy etc looking for woman to Domme them,

HPW's

There's loads more lol x "

Agreed

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Unoriginal, unimaginative, unlikable, unacceptable, unadventurous, unbearable, unbelievable, unconvincing, unfinished, unscrewable - all of these are a big turn off when it comes to profiles. So are ones with pictures of fruit pastilles.

I am now looking for a meet with Attila the Hun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying they are dom.

Being married etc.

Any pics of veg etc up thier bum.

Close ups of gaping holes.

Lads calling themselves sissy etc looking for woman to Domme them,

HPW's

There's loads more lol x

What's a HPW??

Hairy Pathetic Wankers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying they are dom.

Being married etc.

Any pics of veg etc up thier bum.

Close ups of gaping holes.

Lads calling themselves sissy etc looking for woman to Domme them,

HPW's

There's loads more lol x "

The use of toys hammers as sex toys

Imao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Food items on or in their bits....... Yak!!!!! Gone right of kitkats and coconut rings!!!!"

Even donuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't mention putting squirty cream inside jam doughnuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who tie their penis's to model railway track to "look like a damsel in distress", idiots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who think it's "ok" to leave the plasma TV on pause.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Saying they are dom.

Being married etc.

Any pics of veg etc up thier bum.

Close ups of gaping holes.

Lads calling themselves sissy etc looking for woman to Domme them,

HPW's

There's loads more lol x

What's a HPW??

Hairy pyjama wearer

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Tied up tits and ranty text.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying they are dom.

Being married etc.

Any pics of veg etc up thier bum.

Close ups of gaping holes.

Lads calling themselves sissy etc looking for woman to Domme them,

HPW's

There's loads more lol x

I feel like dishing out a Chinese burn!

What's a HPW??

Hairy pyjama wearer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One liners

To be filled in later

Descriptions longer than war and peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When guys have to tell you how "100% straight they are".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying they are dom.

Being married etc.

Any pics of veg etc up thier bum.

Close ups of gaping holes.

Lads calling themselves sissy etc looking for woman to Domme them,

HPW's

There's loads more lol x

What's a HPW??

Hairy pyjama wearer

Hot pink waders?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just out of very boring long term relationship

Over 50 but can't accommodate

Text speak

No preference to age, size, ethnicity

Can give oral for hours/breath through ears and other cliché

Pics that show more of conquest than them

Bareback pics

Cocks dripping cum

Dirty backgrounds

Negative/whiney profiles

Ooooooh I agree with bare back pictures

Also long dirty toenails! I don't care if it's sock fluff! *gag*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just out of very boring long term relationship

Over 50 but can't accommodate

Text speak

No preference to age, size, ethnicity

Can give oral for hours/breath through ears and other cliché

Pics that show more of conquest than them

Bareback pics

Cocks dripping cum

Dirty backgrounds

Negative/whiney profiles

I need to just something about the "over 50 can't accommodate"

I am 52 and i can-not accommodate because i had my children a little later in life and they are still at home and probably will be until i am 60

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tied up tits and ranty text."

Indeed rant text also!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When guys have to tell you how "100% straight they are". "

Or guys that say they are straight, when clearly they are not!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Profiles that scream drama, drama, drama.

I need my hole, not an oscar for best supporting actor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Food items on or in their bits....... Yak!!!!! Gone right of kitkats and coconut rings!!!!

Even donuts?

And strawberries on their heads along with a Kentucky fried chicken bucket!!!!!! WHY!!!!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aggressive, overbearing, self important arrogant crap about reading their profile and complying with their instructions.

Profiles that make you think "this person/couple are not the sort of people we would feel comfortable with."

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Food items on or in their bits....... Yak!!!!! Gone right of kitkats and coconut rings!!!!"

Booooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When guys have to tell you how "100% straight they are".

Or guys that say they are straight, when clearly they are not!"

straight wants to meets tv/ts you mean? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When guys have to tell you how "100% straight they are".

Or guys that say they are straight, when clearly they are not!"

So the one exception to the rule on the married front how did you come to make that decision? Just curious x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When guys have to tell you how "100% straight they are".

Or guys that say they are straight, when clearly they are not!

straight wants to meets tv/ts you mean? Lol

Yes! Ha

And other reasons

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When guys have to tell you how "100% straight they are".

Or guys that say they are straight, when clearly they are not!

So the one exception to the rule on the married front how did you come to make that decision? Just curious x"

Got talking before I read his profile (I know, I know) read it and what I liked was that he openly stated he was married on there and she knows. Makes a difference to pretending to be single or saying married but wants extra fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When guys have to tell you how "100% straight they are".

Or guys that say they are straight, when clearly they are not!

straight wants to meets tv/ts you mean? Lol

Yes! Ha

Hands on hip and wearing a cravat?

And other reasons"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

When other people see the word 'brighton' in a profile, I think they dismiss it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Profiles that say... Vanilla sex only!

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