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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

and it was at this time during the darkest days of christianity that he was nailed to the cross and raised up for all to gaze on his tortured body. he looked down wearily at his 12 apostles and speaking softly with his last gasping breath,

said unto them....................

dont touch my fuckin easter eggs il be back on monday!!!

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By *mcouple1Couple
over a year ago

nr warrington

pmsl gonna use that 1 x

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By *ausage and sizzleCouple
over a year ago

Barnstaple


"and it was at this time during the darkest days of christianity that he was nailed to the cross and raised up for all to gaze on his tortured body. he looked down wearily at his 12 apostles and speaking softly with his last gasping breath,

said unto them....................

dont touch my fuckin easter eggs il be back on monday!!! "

Brilliant, stolen it already, sorry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

its cool i got it via text nearly ended myself laughin!! xx

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

lmao love it

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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago

Bridgend

and his last words were "Peter, I can see your house from here"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"and his last words were "Peter, I can see your house from here" "

lol!!! xx

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By *ausage and sizzleCouple
over a year ago

Barnstaple


"and his last words were "Peter, I can see your house from here" "

followed by, "Judas, yours is on fire"

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By *lay69withusCouple
over a year ago

herefordshire

if only the bibe was this good, may have sold a few coppies!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Love it

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

But you do know you are going to hell don't you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But you do know you are going to hell don't you? "

knew that for years but i console myself with the fact it will be warm and full of interesting people!! xx

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Sounds like the perfect destination....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i know!! cant be any worse than marmaris lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall use that when i go to church this Sunday.

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By *ausage and sizzleCouple
over a year ago

Barnstaple


"But you do know you are going to hell don't you? "

Aren't we all????

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"i know!! cant be any worse than marmaris lol xx "

Or Sharm el Sheikh, stuck in a hotel full of feckin' Russian guests...who insisted on eating cabbage and sausages for breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

whoo they moved from turkey then lol!!

it not a pleasent experience when the aftermath of that lot comes to fruitition!! bloody pool ends up like a jacuzzi!! xx

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By *obblybitsCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

don't do it! im not meant to be laughing at that! pmsl

mr M thought it was funny too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and all he said was, "Hi, can you put me up for the night?"

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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago

Bridgend

We all have our crosses to bear

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

The oldies are the best...........But still fekking hilarious

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well im right mardy. Didnt get an easter card of me mother first time in 45 years, think she may just have cottoned on i dont celebrate easter

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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago

Bridgend

[Removed by poster at 03/04/10 22:02:55]

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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago

Bridgend


"The oldies are the best...........But still fekking hilarious "

oi !!!!!!!! Less of the oldies lol

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