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"Was sent ta me in an e mail lol xx "I think someones going to want you to examine those bubbles from underneath.... for a long time!  | |||
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"Was sent ta me in an e mail lol xx
I think someones going to want you to examine those bubbles from underneath.... for a long time! "Les has tried that a few times xx  | |||
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"Was sent ta me in an e mail lol xx
I think someones going to want you to examine those bubbles from underneath.... for a long time!
Les has tried that a few times xx "Maybe she'd just find it easier if whe shoved you towards the deep end? or is it all like the deep end for you in them things? | |||
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"The real meaning behind the abbreviations in personal ads (Women) 40-ish.................. 48 Adventurer.............. Has had more partners than you ever will Athletic................ Flat-chested Average looking......... Ugly Beautiful............... Pathological liar Contagious Smile........ Bring your penicillin Educated................ College dropout Emotionally Secure...... Medicated Feminist................ Fat; ball buster Free spirit............. Substance user Friendship first........ Trying to live down reputation as slut Fun..................... Annoying Gentle.................. Comatose Good Listener........... Borderline Autistic New-Age................. All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned........... Lights out, missionary position only Open-minded............. Desperate Outgoing................ Loud Passionate.............. Loud Poet.................... Depressive Schzophrenic Professional............ Real Witch Redhead................. Shops the Clairol section Reubenesque............. Grossly Fat Romantic................ Looks better by candle light Voluptuous.............. Very Fat Weight proportional to height..................Hugely Fat Wants Soulmate.......... One step away from stalking Widow................... Nagged first husband to death Young at heart.......... Toothless crone Loves all ya women really lol xxxxx "and written by men 40 ish= if you add vat adventurer= walks to pub athletic=when breathing in average looking= 2 bin bags over head handsome= see above contagious smile= can take his teeth out and give you them educated= reads daily mail emotionally secure= on womans aid target list in touch with feminine side=likes wearing your knickers when you out free spirit=hump anything friendship first= gettin evicted need somewhere to crash fun= if ps2 is fun to you gentle= paws you carefully good listener= if sky sports on new age= doesnt wash or use deodrant old fashioned= dinner on table at 5 or else open minded= wants to shag your friends/sister open minded= on serotin outgoing=obnoxious passionate=after 8 pints poet= rambles pish with big words professional= has job distinguished=gray hair well built= 25 stone romantic= after 6 pints widow= wife ran off with milkman/best friend wants soulmate= cant cook or clean or work washing machine weight proportional to height= if he was foot 8 inches! he he xx | |||
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"The real meaning behind the abbreviations in personal ads (Women) 40-ish.................. 48 Adventurer.............. Has had more partners than you ever will Athletic................ Flat-chested Average looking......... Ugly Beautiful............... Pathological liar Contagious Smile........ Bring your penicillin Educated................ College dropout Emotionally Secure...... Medicated Feminist................ Fat; ball buster Free spirit............. Substance user Friendship first........ Trying to live down reputation as slut Fun..................... Annoying Gentle.................. Comatose Good Listener........... Borderline Autistic New-Age................. All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned........... Lights out, missionary position only Open-minded............. Desperate Outgoing................ Loud Passionate.............. Loud Poet.................... Depressive Schzophrenic Professional............ Real Witch Redhead................. Shops the Clairol section Reubenesque............. Grossly Fat Romantic................ Looks better by candle light Voluptuous.............. Very Fat Weight proportional to height..................Hugely Fat Wants Soulmate.......... One step away from stalking Widow................... Nagged first husband to death Young at heart.......... Toothless crone Loves all ya women really lol xxxxx
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40 ish= if you add vat
adventurer= walks to pub
athletic=when breathing in
average looking= 2 bin bags over head
handsome= see above
contagious smile= can take his teeth out and give you them
educated= reads daily mail
emotionally secure= on womans aid target list
in touch with feminine side=likes wearing your knickers when you out
free spirit=hump anything
friendship first= gettin evicted need somewhere to crash
fun= if ps2 is fun to you
gentle= paws you carefully
good listener= if sky sports on
new age= doesnt wash or use deodrant
old fashioned= dinner on table at 5 or else
open minded= wants to shag your friends/sister
open minded= on serotin
outgoing=obnoxious
passionate=after 8 pints
poet= rambles pish with big words
professional= has job
distinguished=gray hair
well built= 25 stone
romantic= after 6 pints
widow= wife ran off with milkman/best friend
wants soulmate= cant cook or clean or work washing machine
weight proportional to height= if he was foot 8 inches!
he he xx " | |||
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