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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chaps.

I feel we need a men only forum where we can discuss things like what bird gives the best bj and actually give an honest answer as opposed to telling all the bits of fluff that they give the best bj ever.

No comments from women please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah right lol

Mrs notts

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

But I never take orders from men ( unless in bed ) so here I am ...commenting

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Hi boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate to be told what I can cant do ........ pet hate.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"No comments from women please"

Try and stop me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if men grew balls and actually said what they think, instead of licking up in the vein hope of getting empty balls off a woman halfway across the country, then you wouldnt need one.

that said, personally, i find comparing peoples attributes, sexually, a little crass and disrespectful (whether that be man to women, or women on men)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chaps.

No comments from women please"

This will never get of the ground!

Lucy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha worst man only thread ever! Looks like women hate being told what to do so do the opposite!?

Don't message me with you wearing a body stocking whatever you do!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if men grew balls and actually said what they think, instead of licking up in the vein hope of getting empty balls off a woman halfway across the country, then you wouldnt need one.

that said, personally, i find comparing peoples attributes, sexually, a little crass and disrespectful (whether that be man to women, or women on men)

H"
wouldn't mind licking my way up them amazing legs of yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well said ladies. Personally I also think all those men that are ignorant should have their own tickbox for that on their profile too. Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi boys

Hi gorgeous! How's you? Xx

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Some on here should consider themselves bloody lucky to get any blow job at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello lads

Nette

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Is there man on man action?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"if men grew balls and actually said what they think, instead of licking up in the vein hope of getting empty balls off a woman halfway across the country, then you wouldnt need one.

that said, personally, i find comparing peoples attributes, sexually, a little crass and disrespectful (whether that be man to women, or women on men)

H wouldn't mind licking my way up them amazing legs of yours

You do realise that profile belongs to a couple and that comment was made by "H", the male?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some on here should consider themselves bloody lucky to get any blow job at all.

Megh take or leave blowjobs to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I never take orders from men ( unless in bed ) so here I am ...commenting

Therefore I order you to comment again.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"if men grew balls and actually said what they think, instead of licking up in the vein hope of getting empty balls off a woman halfway across the country, then you wouldnt need one.

that said, personally, i find comparing peoples attributes, sexually, a little crass and disrespectful (whether that be man to women, or women on men)

H wouldn't mind licking my way up them amazing legs of yours

I think you will find that it was the male half posting!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some on here should consider themselves bloody lucky to get any blow job at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if men grew balls and actually said what they think, instead of licking up in the vein hope of getting empty balls off a woman halfway across the country, then you wouldnt need one.

that said, personally, i find comparing peoples attributes, sexually, a little crass and disrespectful (whether that be man to women, or women on men)

H wouldn't mind licking my way up them amazing legs of yours

You do realise that profile belongs to a couple and that comment was made by "H", the male?!

Oooops that could be awkard lol I'd be like a car coughing up a fur ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh to get a bj ( sigh )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a forum where men can freely discuss grooming of moustaches, designs of snuff boxes, pipe tobacco, the best emporiums to purchase ts and walking canes, and whether wearing a trilby at a jaunty angle labels you as a dandy or not ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if men grew balls and actually said what they think, instead of licking up in the vein hope of getting empty balls off a woman halfway across the country, then you wouldnt need one.

that said, personally, i find comparing peoples attributes, sexually, a little crass and disrespectful (whether that be man to women, or women on men)

Paragraph 1 = well said fella

Paragraph 2 = look at me girls. I'm sensitive. Please shag my bum

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By *rsK69Woman
over a year ago

Neath

"if men grew balls and actually said what they think, instead of licking up in the vein hope of getting empty balls off a woman halfway across the country, then you wouldnt need one.

that said, personally, i find comparing peoples attributes, sexually, a little crass and disrespectful (whether that be man to women, or women on men)

H wouldn't mind licking my way up them amazing legs of yours

I think you will find that it was the male half posting!!!

Maybe he knew that

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"if men grew balls and actually said what they think, instead of licking up in the vein hope of getting empty balls off a woman halfway across the country, then you wouldnt need one.

that said, personally, i find comparing peoples attributes, sexually, a little crass and disrespectful (whether that be man to women, or women on men)

H wouldn't mind licking my way up them amazing legs of yours

You do realise that profile belongs to a couple and that comment was made by "H", the male?!

Oooops that could be awkard lol I'd be like a car coughing up a fur ball

Your car gets furballs?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Great idea OP.

I would also like it further segregated by looks as I don't talk to ugly people. Also if we could have no one over 50 in there, and no fatties.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Hi boys

Hi gorgeous! How's you? Xx"

I'm just peachy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if men grew balls and actually said what they think, instead of licking up in the vein hope of getting empty balls off a woman halfway across the country, then you wouldnt need one.

that said, personally, i find comparing peoples attributes, sexually, a little crass and disrespectful (whether that be man to women, or women on men)

H wouldn't mind licking my way up them amazing legs of yours

sorry, im not gay or interested in men licking any part of my body.

generally i just have a shower

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Oh to get a bj ( sigh )

Oh no! Have you never had one? You poor thing! Don't worry lots of ladies will take pity on you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies please start your own forum and you can moan as much as you like.

We don't care

We won't butt in. Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is one already but the women don't know about it.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ladies please start your own forum and you can moan as much as you like.

We don't care

We won't butt in. Honest "

Cone on then if you think you are hard enough lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Great idea OP.

I would also like it further segregated by looks as I don't talk to ugly people. Also if we could have no one over 50 in there, and no fatties."

Just make it for male platinum members. Got to maintain some standards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if men grew balls and actually said what they think, instead of licking up in the vein hope of getting empty balls off a woman halfway across the country, then you wouldnt need one.

that said, personally, i find comparing peoples attributes, sexually, a little crass and disrespectful (whether that be man to women, or women on men)

Paragraph 1 = well said fella

Paragraph 2 = look at me girls. I'm sensitive. Please shag my bum"

hey, if thats what gets your motor running, fella, then please do go for your life.

i post often enough on these boards for people to know exactly where i stand on most issues, and that if im not telling the truth, then im not posting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh to get a bj ( sigh )

Oh no! Have you never had one? You poor thing! Don't worry lots of ladies will take pity on you now

"
Thanks ..I will probably go to heaven never knowing the pleasures of one

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Great idea OP.

I would also like it further segregated by looks as I don't talk to ugly people. Also if we could have no one over 50 in there, and no fatties.

Just make it for male platinum members. Got to maintain some standards."

But then it would just be a room with me and Soxy in!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Ladies please start your own forum and you can moan as much as you like.

We don't care

We won't butt in. Honest "

Only admin can create a "forum" here.

Maybe this new fangled technology is a bit much for you. I'd stick with listening to the wireless if I were you.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"What about a forum where men can freely discuss grooming of moustaches, designs of snuff boxes, pipe tobacco, the best emporiums to purchase ts and walking canes, and whether wearing a trilby at a jaunty angle labels you as a dandy or not ?"

I would get a new profile and pretend to be a man just to join a forum like that. I really need some moustache advice.

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

"Chaps.

No comments from women please"

Mrs Fun gives the best BJ

By Mrs Fun x

Lmao xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I never take orders from men ( unless in bed ) so here I am ...commenting

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Great idea OP.

I would also like it further segregated by looks as I don't talk to ugly people. Also if we could have no one over 50 in there, and no fatties.

Just make it for male platinum members. Got to maintain some standards.

But then it would just be a room with me and Soxy in! "

Yep, like I said, standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if men grew balls and actually said what they think, instead of licking up in the vein hope of getting empty balls off a woman halfway across the country, then you wouldnt need one.

that said, personally, i find comparing peoples attributes, sexually, a little crass and disrespectful (whether that be man to women, or women on men)

H wouldn't mind licking my way up them amazing legs of yours

sorry, im not gay or interested in men licking any part of my body.

generally i just have a shower

Don't be boring

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"But I never take orders from men ( unless in bed ) so here I am ...commenting

Therefore I order you to comment again. "

Damn damn damn, you got me now....I either shut up or look like I am doing what you say.

Hard choices today on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread makes me embarrassed to be a man.

Cringing.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No comments from women please"

Comes in and dances a jig before vanishing with a nicked flake and cackling

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

PS,

consider FORUM INSURANCE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if men grew balls and actually said what they think, instead of licking up in the vein hope of getting empty balls off a woman halfway across the country, then you wouldnt need one.

that said, personally, i find comparing peoples attributes, sexually, a little crass and disrespectful (whether that be man to women, or women on men)

H wouldn't mind licking my way up them amazing legs of yours

sorry, im not gay or interested in men licking any part of my body.

generally i just have a shower

Don't be boring

im not boring.

im a trucker.

i know where our tongues have usually been lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick lads lets rush somewhere else without telling them,...........

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Great idea OP.

I would also like it further segregated by looks as I don't talk to ugly people. Also if we could have no one over 50 in there, and no fatties.

Just make it for male platinum members. Got to maintain some standards.

But then it would just be a room with me and Soxy in!

Yep, like I said, standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bale lads bale !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread makes me embarrassed to be a man.

Cringing. "

People. I'm sure 99% sure of you realise this is a thread for a bit of harmless banter.

For the other 1%. Please note this thread is meant for a bit of harmless banter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bale lads bale !!

Looks like a monkey. Definaty the missing link

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"This thread makes me embarrassed to be a man.

Cringing.

People. I'm sure 99% sure of you realise this is a thread for a bit of harmless banter.

For the other 1%. Please note this thread is meant for a bit of harmless banter "

Anyone convinced?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"This thread makes me embarrassed to be a man.

Cringing.

People. I'm sure 99% sure of you realise this is a thread for a bit of harmless banter.

For the other 1%. Please note this thread is meant for a bit of harmless banter

Anyone convinced?

I'm convinced it's an attempt at getting attention

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"This thread makes me embarrassed to be a man.

Cringing.

People. I'm sure 99% sure of you realise this is a thread for a bit of harmless banter.

For the other 1%. Please note this thread is meant for a bit of harmless banter

Anyone convinced?

Probably couldn't afford your Forum Insurance premiums.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Probably couldn't afford your Forum Insurance premiums. "

They would be off the scale

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Probably couldn't afford your Forum Insurance premiums.

They would be off the scale

Don't worry Tina you're allowed in

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

"Some on here should consider themselves bloody lucky to get any blow job at all.

Megh take or leave blowjobs to be fair."

Get back in that taxi right now!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Damn right, us trannies get everywhere. Rumour has it that Stanley said, 'Dr Livingstone I presume? And I love that dress.' And that Armstrong said, 'One small step for man, but, by heck, there are high heel prints here already...'

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Probably couldn't afford your Forum Insurance premiums.

They would be off the scale

Don't worry Tina you're allowed in"

As if you can keep anyone out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abort missing Gentleman's club we been rumbled by the girlies!!! Watch out for the cooties boys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There comes a point to worry when the men that dress up as women are more manly than the ones whom claim there men lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn right, us trannies get everywhere. Rumour has it that Stanley said, 'Dr Livingstone I presume? And I love that dress.' And that Armstrong said, 'One small step for man, but, by heck, there are high heel prints here already...'

If I could find a pair of birds undercrackers to fit I'd be a tranny too. I've already got the breasts

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"if men grew balls and actually said what they think, instead of licking up in the vein hope of getting empty balls off a woman halfway across the country, then you wouldnt need one.

that said, personally, i find comparing peoples attributes, sexually, a little crass and disrespectful (whether that be man to women, or women on men)

H wouldn't mind licking my way up them amazing legs of yours

You do realise that profile belongs to a couple and that comment was made by "H", the male?!

Hercules is pulling blokes left richy and centre this week... He kept getting called hunni the other day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Probably couldn't afford your Forum Insurance premiums.

They would be off the scale

Don't worry Tina you're allowed in

As if you can keep anyone out.

You can bring refreshments and clean up if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great idea OP.

I would also like it further segregated by looks as I don't talk to ugly people. Also if we could have no one over 50 in there, and no fatties."

well thats me well and truly bollocked then, over 50 female and curvy

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Probably couldn't afford your Forum Insurance premiums.

They would be off the scale

Don't worry Tina you're allowed in

As if you can keep anyone out.

You can bring refreshments and clean up if you like"

Lovely offer but not a snowball's chance in hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if men grew balls and actually said what they think, instead of licking up in the vein hope of getting empty balls off a woman halfway across the country, then you wouldnt need one.

that said, personally, i find comparing peoples attributes, sexually, a little crass and disrespectful (whether that be man to women, or women on men)

H wouldn't mind licking my way up them amazing legs of yours

You do realise that profile belongs to a couple and that comment was made by "H", the male?!

Hercules is pulling blokes left richy and centre this week... He kept getting called hunni the other day

what can i say.

the hebitches just love me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's a fabulous idea op!

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

Look i don't care how many men recommend my blow jobs, only i decide who's getting one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Probably couldn't afford your Forum Insurance premiums.

They would be off the scale

Don't worry Tina you're allowed in

As if you can keep anyone out.

You can bring refreshments and clean up if you like

Lovely offer but not a snowball's chance in hell."

So it's done. Did you not see on the news that hell froze over this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha worst man only thread ever! Looks like women hate being told what to do so do the opposite!?

Don't message me with you wearing a body stocking whatever you do!!!!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Chaps.

No comments from women please"

Stop me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't matter which woman gives the best blow job. After this thread I doubt you will get any woman

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Probably couldn't afford your Forum Insurance premiums.

They would be off the scale

Don't worry Tina you're allowed in

As if you can keep anyone out.

You can bring refreshments and clean up if you like

Lovely offer but not a snowball's chance in hell.

So it's done. Did you not see on the news that hell froze over this week"

Ah. All becomes clear. You've been missing your meds again. That's the only way you could ever believe I'd wait on you lot or do as instructed by a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chaps.

No comments from women please

Stop me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with the men only section in the forum.

Obviously as long as we have a womens one where we discuss what men have decent size cocks and who really can give decent oral - not all this fluff from guys saying they are well endowed and give oral for hours and can make women faint from the intense orgasms they deliver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread makes me embarrassed to be a man.

Cringing.

People. I'm sure 99% sure of you realise this is a thread for a bit of harmless banter.

For the other 1%. Please note this thread is meant for a bit of harmless banter "

Just like Jim Davidson said his 'comedy ' act in the 70's was. Call it what you like. I'll stick with offensive.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Great idea OP.

I would also like it further segregated by looks as I don't talk to ugly people. Also if we could have no one over 50 in there, and no fatties."

I've gone off you...:sobs:

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread makes me embarrassed to be a man.

Cringing.

People. I'm sure 99% sure of you realise this is a thread for a bit of harmless banter.

For the other 1%. Please note this thread is meant for a bit of harmless banter

Just like Jim Davidson said his 'comedy ' act in the 70's was. Call it what you like. I'll stick with offensive."

Why read and comment? Why not just be the better person then and move on to the next thread and go and moan on there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree with the men only section in the forum.

much like its alright for women to do now, but men seem to think they have to suck up? lol

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a cock sat next to me - does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm waiting for eastenders to come on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm waiting for eastenders to come on

Me too (along with the other soaps!)

Plus im waiting for someone to cook my dinner . . .

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

is this a bon jovi thread??.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread makes me embarrassed to be a man.

Cringing.

People. I'm sure 99% sure of you realise this is a thread for a bit of harmless banter.

For the other 1%. Please note this thread is meant for a bit of harmless banter

Just like Jim Davidson said his 'comedy ' act in the 70's was. Call it what you like. I'll stick with offensive.

Why read and comment? Why not just be the better person then and move on to the next thread and go and moan on there?"

Put your handbag down!

Public forum. Anyone can comment. You don't need a cock to think and type. Women have the vote now as well!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"This thread makes me embarrassed to be a man.

Cringing.

People. I'm sure 99% sure of you realise this is a thread for a bit of harmless banter.

For the other 1%. Please note this thread is meant for a bit of harmless banter

Just like Jim Davidson said his 'comedy ' act in the 70's was. Call it what you like. I'll stick with offensive.

Why read and comment? Why not just be the better person then and move on to the next thread and go and moan on there?"

Because it's a public forum and she can.

You can't create a men only thread and you can't specify that only people who like what you said can comment.

You say you don't like men being disingenuous and sucking up to women and yet you only want those willing to cosy up with you on here.

In the same way that people who don't like threads are free not to read and comment, you are free, if you don't like the fora here, not to use them or to go elsewhere.

You exercising your right to stay is no different to anyone else exercising their right to comment on a post they don't like.

To summarise, tough!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread makes me embarrassed to be a man.

Cringing.

People. I'm sure 99% sure of you realise this is a thread for a bit of harmless banter.

For the other 1%. Please note this thread is meant for a bit of harmless banter

Just like Jim Davidson said his 'comedy ' act in the 70's was. Call it what you like. I'll stick with offensive.

Why read and comment? Why not just be the better person then and move on to the next thread and go and moan on there?

Because it's a public forum and she can.

You can't create a men only thread and you can't specify that only people who like what you said can comment.

You say you don't like men being disingenuous and sucking up to women and yet you only want those willing to cosy up with you on here.

In the same way that people who don't like threads are free not to read and comment, you are free, if you don't like the fora here, not to use them or to go elsewhere.

You exercising your right to stay is no different to anyone else exercising their right to comment on a post they don't like.

To summarise, tough!"

Officially the most boring reply I've ever had the pleasure of reading

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Officially the most boring reply I've ever had the pleasure of reading"

And officially the most discourteous 'come back'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No comments from women please

Try and stop me."

I'll fetch the ball gag and hog tie kit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread makes me embarrassed to be a man.

Cringing.

People. I'm sure 99% sure of you realise this is a thread for a bit of harmless banter.

For the other 1%. Please note this thread is meant for a bit of harmless banter

Just like Jim Davidson said his 'comedy ' act in the 70's was. Call it what you like. I'll stick with offensive.

Why read and comment? Why not just be the better person then and move on to the next thread and go and moan on there?

Because it's a public forum and she can.

You can't create a men only thread and you can't specify that only people who like what you said can comment.

You say you don't like men being disingenuous and sucking up to women and yet you only want those willing to cosy up with you on here.

In the same way that people who don't like threads are free not to read and comment, you are free, if you don't like the fora here, not to use them or to go elsewhere.

You exercising your right to stay is no different to anyone else exercising their right to comment on a post they don't like.

To summarise, tough!

Officially the most boring reply I've ever had the pleasure of reading"

At least it was a pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want a cup of tea and slice of cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Officially the most boring reply I've ever had the pleasure of reading

And officially the most discourteous 'come back' "

thank fook he didnt have a policy.

you would have had to sell your tits to pay for the claim. lol

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"No comments from women please

Try and stop me.

I'll fetch the ball gag and hog tie kit.

You're ok son...mine are to hand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want a cup of tea and slice of cake?

I'll make some apple crumble

Better than popcorn.

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

Sitting back with a cup of tea and waiting for more replies ! lol

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Officially the most boring reply I've ever had the pleasure of reading

And officially the most discourteous 'come back'

thank fook he didnt have a policy.

you would have had to sell your tits to pay for the claim. lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have one...

Help and advice...

How do I get a meet???

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

"Anyone want a cup of tea and slice of cake?

I'll make some apple crumble

Better than popcorn."

Yummy crumble, gotta have some devon custard on it though x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Officially the most boring reply I've ever had the pleasure of reading

And officially the most discourteous 'come back'

thank fook he didnt have a policy.

you would have had to sell your tits to pay for the claim. lol"

Yikes, I might have gone bust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This threads too manly for me!

I'm off to munch some cupcakes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Officially the most boring reply I've ever had the pleasure of reading

And officially the most discourteous 'come back'

thank fook he didnt have a policy.

you would have had to sell your tits to pay for the claim. lol

Yikes, I might have gone bust.

rather than busty.

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if men grew balls and actually said what they think, instead of licking up in the vein hope of getting empty balls off a woman halfway across the country, then you wouldnt need one.

that said, personally, i find comparing peoples attributes, sexually, a little crass and disrespectful (whether that be man to women, or women on men)

Perfect example further down when a guy tried to chat you up!!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I keep saying, there are some threads that are just REALLY good at letting you know who to avoid!!

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over a year ago

"if men grew balls and actually said what they think, instead of licking up in the vein hope of getting empty balls off a woman halfway across the country, then you wouldnt need one.

that said, personally, i find comparing peoples attributes, sexually, a little crass and disrespectful (whether that be man to women, or women on men)

Perfect example further down when a guy tried to chat you up!!

im not sure i like the thought of people thining my thoughts are how women think.

they must know some pretty fucked up women lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a lighter note look what I can now do!!!

*Takes penis in hand and swirls it around fast like a helicopter blade!!!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

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"On a lighter note look what I can now do!!!

*Takes penis in hand and swirls it around fast like a helicopter blade!!!"

I would be more impressed if you do it without hands !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if men grew balls and actually said what they think, instead of licking up in the vein hope of getting empty balls off a woman halfway across the country, then you wouldnt need one.

that said, personally, i find comparing peoples attributes, sexually, a little crass and disrespectful (whether that be man to women, or women on men)

Perfect example further down when a guy tried to chat you up!!

im not sure i like the thought of people thining my thoughts are how women think.

they must know some pretty fucked up women lol"

I'm pretty sure he was chatting up your profile pic. Doubtful he even read your comment, sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a lighter note look what I can now do!!!

*Takes penis in hand and swirls it around fast like a helicopter blade!!!

I would be more impressed if you do it without hands !!"

Thanks Ruggers - I now have a disturbing flash back of a house party a few months back

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

[Removed by poster at 09/01/14 19:23:16]

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It wasn't that funny when I read it back so never mind...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want a cup of tea and slice of cake?

Ooooo yes please Lucy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a lighter note look what I can now do!!!

*Takes penis in hand and swirls it around fast like a helicopter blade!!!

I would be more impressed if you do it without hands !!"

I could but then I would get an erection and soon goes from mild entertainment to seriously sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a lighter note look what I can now do!!!

*Takes penis in hand and swirls it around fast like a helicopter blade!!!

I would be more impressed if you do it without hands !!"

Puts another slant on

"Swing your pants"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if men grew balls and actually said what they think, instead of licking up in the vein hope of getting empty balls off a woman halfway across the country, then you wouldnt need one.

that said, personally, i find comparing peoples attributes, sexually, a little crass and disrespectful (whether that be man to women, or women on men)

Perfect example further down when a guy tried to chat you up!!

im not sure i like the thought of people thining my thoughts are how women think.

they must know some pretty fucked up women lol

I'm pretty sure he was chatting up your profile pic. Doubtful he even read your comment, sorry!

dont be sorry, be thankful my inane ramblings arent thought to be significant of the female psyche lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This threads too manly for me!

I'm off to munch some cupcakes!

Non vanilla variety?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Pushes to the front of the spectators and looks to sit on someone's lap as she forgot to reserve a seat.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not..we've got each other and Thats a lot,........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my Bum look big in this ?

Gary

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

"I hate to be told what I can cant do ........ pet hate."

the beginning of the Women's Movement lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Great idea OP.

I would also like it further segregated by looks as I don't talk to ugly people. Also if we could have no one over 50 in there, and no fatties.

I've gone off you...:sobs:"

I've gone off you if you are actually an ugly, large, 50 year old man.

*Consults his Miss_tress photo album for clues*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate to be told what I can cant do ........ pet hate.

the beginning of the Women's Movement lol"
YES we rule.

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over a year ago

"Chaps.

No comments from women please"

6 minutes. Yep, that is the time between the first bad mouthing of a member and a moderator rightly closing the thread. Non starter as far as I am concerned.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Great idea OP.

I would also like it further segregated by looks as I don't talk to ugly people. Also if we could have no one over 50 in there, and no fatties.

I've gone off you...:sobs:

I've gone off you if you are actually an ugly, large, 50 year old man.

*Consults his Miss_tress photo album for clues*

Oooooh you meant men

in that case...hello you cheeky monkey

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

"I hate to be told what I can cant do ........ pet hate.

the beginning of the Women's Movement lolYES we rule.

thought rules were straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chaps.

No comments from women please"

Is that because its easier to exclude women than to expect a man to be honest?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Great idea OP.

I would also like it further segregated by looks as I don't talk to ugly people. Also if we could have no one over 50 in there, and no fatties.

I've gone off you...:sobs:

I've gone off you if you are actually an ugly, large, 50 year old man.

*Consults his Miss_tress photo album for clues*

Oooooh you meant men

in that case...hello you cheeky monkey

Hello darling.

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over a year ago

"Chaps.

No comments from women please

6 minutes. Yep, that is the time between the first bad mouthing of a member and a moderator rightly closing the thread. Non starter as far as I am concerned. "

Why would they close the thread?

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

"Chaps.

No comments from women please

Is that because its easier to exclude women than to expect a man to be honest?

a fine example of femininity like yourself shall never be excluded my love ........... ... even for getting crumbs in the bed

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"Chaps.

No comments from women please

6 minutes. Yep, that is the time between the first bad mouthing of a member and a moderator rightly closing the thread. Non starter as far as I am concerned.

Why would they close the thread?

I thinnk they are talking about the suggestion in the OP

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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Great idea OP.

I would also like it further segregated by looks as I don't talk to ugly people. Also if we could have no one over 50 in there, and no fatties.

I've gone off you...:sobs:

I've gone off you if you are actually an ugly, large, 50 year old man.

*Consults his Miss_tress photo album for clues*

Oooooh you meant men

in that case...hello you cheeky monkey

Hello darling.

I feel like a gooseberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh to get a bj ( sigh )

Oh no! Have you never had one? You poor thing! Don't worry lots of ladies will take pity on you now

I am sure a few guys could message you as well x x

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over a year ago

"Chaps.

No comments from women please

6 minutes. Yep, that is the time between the first bad mouthing of a member and a moderator rightly closing the thread. Non starter as far as I am concerned.

Why would they close the thread?

I thinnk they are talking about the suggestion in the OP

I don't see anything that's not true!

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By *ust a TeaseMan
over a year ago

Earth

Pssst dont tell the ladies about the hifden forum.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Frig..... I'd join that forum !

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

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"Chaps.

No comments from women please

6 minutes. Yep, that is the time between the first bad mouthing of a member and a moderator rightly closing the thread. Non starter as far as I am concerned.

Why would they close the thread?

I thinnk they are talking about the suggestion in the OP

I don't see anything that's not true!

Ah right sorry, you were questioning why any thread would be shut.

Strike my comment then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women should never be stopped from contributing to a forum thread, I'm still looking forward to the day when one of them has something sensible to say.......I won't hold my breath. Pass the port old boy will you?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Great idea OP.

I would also like it further segregated by looks as I don't talk to ugly people. Also if we could have no one over 50 in there, and no fatties.

I've gone off you...:sobs:

I've gone off you if you are actually an ugly, large, 50 year old man.

*Consults his Miss_tress photo album for clues*

Oooooh you meant men

in that case...hello you cheeky monkey

Hello darling.

I feel like a gooseberry

I have a Rolo if it's of any use ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Women should never be stopped from contributing to a forum thread, I'm still looking forward to the day when one of them has something sensible to say.......I won't hold my breath. Pass the port old boy will you?

Now THAT was funny.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Great idea OP.

I would also like it further segregated by looks as I don't talk to ugly people. Also if we could have no one over 50 in there, and no fatties.

I've gone off you...:sobs:

I've gone off you if you are actually an ugly, large, 50 year old man.

*Consults his Miss_tress photo album for clues*

Oooooh you meant men

in that case...hello you cheeky monkey

Hello darling.

I feel like a gooseberry

I have a Rolo if it's of any use ?"

That doesn't even have fruit in it.

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over a year ago

"Chaps.

No comments from women please

6 minutes. Yep, that is the time between the first bad mouthing of a member and a moderator rightly closing the thread. Non starter as far as I am concerned.

Why would they close the thread?

I thinnk they are talking about the suggestion in the OP

I don't see anything that's not true!

Ah right sorry, you were questioning why any thread would be shut.

Strike my comment then.

Strike your own bloody comment! You've got the magic wand!!

Jeez - mods today - want everyone to do their work for them!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Great idea OP.

I would also like it further segregated by looks as I don't talk to ugly people. Also if we could have no one over 50 in there, and no fatties.

I've gone off you...:sobs:

I've gone off you if you are actually an ugly, large, 50 year old man.

*Consults his Miss_tress photo album for clues*

Oooooh you meant men

in that case...hello you cheeky monkey

Hello darling.

I feel like a gooseberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chaps.

No comments from women please

6 minutes. Yep, that is the time between the first bad mouthing of a member and a moderator rightly closing the thread. Non starter as far as I am concerned.

Why would they close the thread?

Because bad mouthing members is verbotten!

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over a year ago

"Chaps.

No comments from women please

6 minutes. Yep, that is the time between the first bad mouthing of a member and a moderator rightly closing the thread. Non starter as far as I am concerned.

Why would they close the thread?

Because bad mouthing members is verbotten!

Nobody had!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"Chaps.

No comments from women please

6 minutes. Yep, that is the time between the first bad mouthing of a member and a moderator rightly closing the thread. Non starter as far as I am concerned.

Why would they close the thread?

Because bad mouthing members is verbotten!

Nobody had!"

You are missing the point, the person you quoted was talking about IF there was a men only forum and what MAY happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chaps.

No comments from women please

6 minutes. Yep, that is the time between the first bad mouthing of a member and a moderator rightly closing the thread. Non starter as far as I am concerned.

Why would they close the thread?

Because bad mouthing members is verbotten!

Nobody had!

You are missing the point, the person you quoted was talking about IF there was a men only forum and what MAY happen."

That don't make sense!

It wasn't relative to this thread!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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Errmm it was.

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By *ittall2020Man
over a year ago

Norwich

I do like how the posts on here always get most attention from the opposing camp- so this one gets all the women contributing, and anything abouty gym girls gets loads of fatter people commenting. Maybe I should start one about short fat bald haired men, in the expectation that I'll find lots of lovely tall svelte ladies contributing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Errmm it was.

Ermm...it wasn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In another forum I've been to do forums titled ask a man, ask a woman etc.

I like it

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