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"i know but i really think it would help alot of people out who don't want to swing/meet anyone. "Then it could be argued they could use bookface or twatter and the like.  | |||
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"Surely ya can put all that mundane stuff in ya profile text anyway "Give that man a manky orange!  | |||
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"So I've managed to deduce that there's loads of guys and gals on here who don't swing,just have regular FWB or just use the forum for chat! So the profile system doesn't help as it's preferences are overtly sexual. So to help people out when they're chatting why not list vanilla interests such as football, cars, music , gardening , soaps, knitting, baking etc this should help people chat and maybe meet with people of similar interests?" Good bit good deduction there you may have a point too with the other options | |||
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"there's lots of peeps who just enjoy the forums, they don't want to know if you're into anal or watersports! They want to know if you appreciate fine wine, support the Chelsea, or love a flutter!" Hi welcome to my profile, I appreciate fine wine, dont take it up the arse often, love Chelsea and am a gambler.... | |||
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"there's lots of peeps who just enjoy the forums, they don't want to know if you're into anal or watersports! They want to know if you appreciate fine wine, support the Chelsea, or love a flutter!Hi welcome to my profile, I appreciate fine wine, dont take it up the arse often, love Chelsea and am a gambler.... "Erm, you meet people so it's not for you silly! | |||
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"there's lots of peeps who just enjoy the forums, they don't want to know if you're into anal or watersports! They want to know if you appreciate fine wine, support the Chelsea, or love a flutter!Hi welcome to my profile, I appreciate fine wine, dont take it up the arse often, love Chelsea and am a gambler....
Erm, you meet people so it's not for you silly!"I know I didn't wanna feel left out! Now I feel marginalised   | |||
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"there's lots of peeps who just enjoy the forums, they don't want to know if you're into anal or watersports! They want to know if you appreciate fine wine, support the Chelsea, or love a flutter!Hi welcome to my profile, I appreciate fine wine, dont take it up the arse often, love Chelsea and am a gambler....
Erm, you meet people so it's not for you silly!"maybe a GSOH box to tick? | |||
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"there's lots of peeps who just enjoy the forums, they don't want to know if you're into anal or watersports! They want to know if you appreciate fine wine, support the Chelsea, or love a flutter!Hi welcome to my profile, I appreciate fine wine, dont take it up the arse often, love Chelsea and am a gambler....
Erm, you meet people so it's not for you silly!I know I didn't wanna feel left out! Now I feel marginalised "uh oh! now only certain people will want you, and everyone else will be angry that it's not them!!! | |||
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"I'd meet more if I there were more of what I'm looking for. The forum is mainly good to keep me amused. " Do you enjoy country walks? | |||
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"there's lots of peeps who just enjoy the forums, they don't want to know if you're into anal or watersports! They want to know if you appreciate fine wine, support the Chelsea, or love a flutter!Hi welcome to my profile, I appreciate fine wine, dont take it up the arse often, love Chelsea and am a gambler....
Erm, you meet people so it's not for you silly!I know I didn't wanna feel left out! Now I feel marginalised
uh oh! now only certain people will want you, and everyone else will be angry that it's not them!!! "Fancy a trot up William Hill...I promise not to make you talk about sex things | |||
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"ummm you are aware this is an adult sex site?! If you want chat about 'vanilla' interests then join a vanilla site....simples! Mrs Dirty " Not for me silly, I use this site to swing!! For all those non swingers or people who don't like to talk about s-e-x. | |||
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"there's lots of peeps who just enjoy the forums, they don't want to know if you're into anal or watersports! They want to know if you appreciate fine wine, support the Chelsea, or love a flutter!" Sadly, experience has shown that all men on dating sites put the same thing anyway - watching sport, nights in, nights out, sofa, DVD, nice bottle of red wine.....GROAN!! No, ignorance is bliss I say!! | |||
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"there's lots of peeps who just enjoy the forums, they don't want to know if you're into anal or watersports! They want to know if you appreciate fine wine, support the Chelsea, or love a flutter! Sadly, experience has shown that all men on dating sites put the same thing anyway - watching sport, nights in, nights out, sofa, DVD, nice bottle of red wine.....GROAN!! No, ignorance is bliss I say!!" Depends what you are doing with that wine bottle, really.... | |||
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"there's lots of peeps who just enjoy the forums, they don't want to know if you're into anal or watersports! They want to know if you appreciate fine wine, support the Chelsea, or love a flutter!" Sex is a very small part of life, you spend more time on the toilet than having sex, Sex doesn't define us, its our interests and personality that makes us who we are, without knowing about what makes someone tick, it would be impossible to have mind blowing sex, If you just want a random orgasm, a swinging site may not be the best place to spend time. | |||
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"If they don't want to talk sex or have sex/swing then I agree they should bog off to facefook or twitnit. " Like the attitude. You get my vote for sheriff. When are you starting your vanilla eviction?  | |||
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"If they don't want to talk sex or have sex/swing then I agree they should bog off to facefook or twitnit. Like the attitude. You get my vote for sheriff. When are you starting your vanilla eviction? "Just jumping on _emmefatale's bandwagon. I don't search or browse profiles, nor have the authority to evict anyone...sadly! | |||
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"I have helped you all with my newly modified profile....Do not copy, but stare in quiet awe..... "Dont forget, mine will be slightly sexy as i do actually enjoy meeting people for s-e-x (the flesh is week) | |||
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"If they don't want to talk sex or have sex/swing then I agree they should bog off to facefook or twitnit. Like the attitude. You get my vote for sheriff. When are you starting your vanilla eviction? "I reckon "vanilla eviction" would be quite a good name for a band. | |||
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"If they don't want to talk sex or have sex/swing then I agree they should bog off to facefook or twitnit. Like the attitude. You get my vote for sheriff. When are you starting your vanilla eviction?
I reckon "vanilla eviction" would be quite a good name for a band. "people please! This is a PUBLIC forum and members can post about whatever they like! It doesn't all have to be about sexy sex you know !? | |||
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"If they don't want to talk sex or have sex/swing then I agree they should bog off to facefook or twitnit. Like the attitude. You get my vote for sheriff. When are you starting your vanilla eviction?
I reckon "vanilla eviction" would be quite a good name for a band. "
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" Sadly, experience has shown that all men on dating sites put the same thing anyway - watching sport, nights in, nights out, sofa, DVD, nice bottle of red wine.....GROAN!! No, ignorance is bliss I say!!" DVD bottle of wine, some good food and cuddled up on the sofa describes a good portion of the majority of my meets lol. | |||
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"If they don't want to talk sex or have sex/swing then I agree they should bog off to facefook or twitnit. Like the attitude. You get my vote for sheriff. When are you starting your vanilla eviction?
I reckon "vanilla eviction" would be quite a good name for a band.
I call lead vocals!"I have sung in front of 2500 fans in one night! what's your record? Let's settle this like men! Not that I agree with your sentiment at all. fluffy fluffy chatty chatty. | |||
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"How DARE people talk about things that are not sex and swinging related! We must all have only one topic of conversation because we are on a swinger's site. That is the LAW. " | |||
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"If they don't want to talk sex or have sex/swing then I agree they should bog off to facefook or twitnit. Like the attitude. You get my vote for sheriff. When are you starting your vanilla eviction?
I reckon "vanilla eviction" would be quite a good name for a band.
I call lead vocals!
I have sung in front of 2500 fans in one night! what's your record? Let's settle this like men! Not that I agree with your sentiment at all. fluffy fluffy chatty chatty."Ahhhh you win. My record is like 100. I was 9. I may not be able to reach the same notes admittedly. I bow to your talents. | |||
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" Sadly, experience has shown that all men on dating sites put the same thing anyway - watching sport, nights in, nights out, sofa, DVD, nice bottle of red wine.....GROAN!! No, ignorance is bliss I say!! DVD bottle of wine, some good food and cuddled up on the sofa describes a good portion of the majority of my meets lol. " If only that included sex on the sofa too....  | |||
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"How DARE people talk about things that are not sex and swinging related! We must all have only one topic of conversation because we are on a swinger's site. That is the LAW. "About time! some sense at last!! it's not all about sex! | |||
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" Sadly, experience has shown that all men on dating sites put the same thing anyway - watching sport, nights in, nights out, sofa, DVD, nice bottle of red wine.....GROAN!! No, ignorance is bliss I say!! DVD bottle of wine, some good food and cuddled up on the sofa describes a good portion of the majority of my meets lol. " I'd like that | |||
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"I'm thinking of starting a basketweaving circle if anyone's interested "Ooooo yes please,..... But only if you weave in a flirtatious way. This Is a swingers site after all | |||
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"I'm thinking of starting a basketweaving circle if anyone's interested "There's a few like minded souls on here... so you need a "basket weaving" tick box on the preferences page? It can't be hard to do and statistically probably more popular than cybersex or DP ever was. | |||
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" Sadly, experience has shown that all men on dating sites put the same thing anyway - watching sport, nights in, nights out, sofa, DVD, nice bottle of red wine.....GROAN!! No, ignorance is bliss I say!! DVD bottle of wine, some good food and cuddled up on the sofa describes a good portion of the majority of my meets lol. If only that included sex on the sofa too.... "the sofa, counter, bed, bath and floor make up the other portion of the meet :p | |||
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"I'm thinking of starting a basketweaving circle if anyone's interested
Ooooo yes please,..... But only if you weave in a flirtatious way. This Is a swingers site after all "Excellent! but leave your flirtations at the door! There's no place for them here! | |||
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"I'm thinking of starting a basketweaving circle if anyone's interested
Ooooo yes please,..... But only if you weave in a flirtatious way. This Is a swingers site after all
Excellent! but leave your flirtations at the door! There's no place for them here!"Oh you killjoy  | |||
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" Sadly, experience has shown that all men on dating sites put the same thing anyway - watching sport, nights in, nights out, sofa, DVD, nice bottle of red wine.....GROAN!! No, ignorance is bliss I say!! DVD bottle of wine, some good food and cuddled up on the sofa describes a good portion of the majority of my meets lol. If only that included sex on the sofa too....
the sofa, counter, bed, bath and floor make up the other portion of the meet :p"tip: don't drink so much before hand, you won't keep losing your footing. | |||
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" Sadly, experience has shown that all men on dating sites put the same thing anyway - watching sport, nights in, nights out, sofa, DVD, nice bottle of red wine.....GROAN!! No, ignorance is bliss I say!! DVD bottle of wine, some good food and cuddled up on the sofa describes a good portion of the majority of my meets lol. " Yes, but when it forms the sum total of 'list of interests' for the umpteenth hundred male profile it gets kinda cliched! Come to think of it, if you went on a dating site and put 'I like hanging around dungeons at swingers parties' you'd probably do very well, just because it was something different, finally!! | |||
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"I'm thinking of starting a basketweaving circle if anyone's interested
Ooooo yes please,..... But only if you weave in a flirtatious way. This Is a swingers site after all
Excellent! but leave your flirtations at the door! There's no place for them here!
Oh you killjoy "It's how the site is "evolving". | |||
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" Sadly, experience has shown that all men on dating sites put the same thing anyway - watching sport, nights in, nights out, sofa, DVD, nice bottle of red wine.....GROAN!! No, ignorance is bliss I say!! DVD bottle of wine, some good food and cuddled up on the sofa describes a good portion of the majority of my meets lol. If only that included sex on the sofa too....
the sofa, counter, bed, bath and floor make up the other portion of the meet :p"Of course the rest sounds great, but it is a sex site afterall | |||
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"there's lots of peeps who just enjoy the forums, they don't want to know if you're into anal or watersports! They want to know if you appreciate fine wine, support the Chelsea, or love a flutter! Sadly, experience has shown that all men on dating sites put the same thing anyway - watching sport, nights in, nights out, sofa, DVD, nice bottle of red wine.....GROAN!! No, ignorance is bliss I say!! Depends what you are doing with that wine bottle, really...." Drenching sheep perhaps?? | |||
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"I'm thinking of starting a basketweaving circle if anyone's interested
There's a few like minded souls on here... so you need a "basket weaving" tick box on the preferences page? It can't be hard to do and statistically probably more popular than cybersex or DP ever was. "Nah, think I'll just stick it in the meets & events forum, but I think it'll take more than me & Rusty to persuade the powers that be to incorporate a tick box  | |||
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"I'm thinking of starting a basketweaving circle if anyone's interested
There's a few like minded souls on here... so you need a "basket weaving" tick box on the preferences page? It can't be hard to do and statistically probably more popular than cybersex or DP ever was. "Underwater basket weaving is best! That way nobody has to talk, we can all be naked and perve on each others dandly bits. Joining the useful to the lustful xx Fancy a walk on the beach ? | |||
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"Let's think out of the box here, why not combine the mundane with the kink, I have long wanted to set up a crochet workshop devoted to manufacturing woollen sex toys "I crochet | |||
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"Let's think out of the box here, why not combine the mundane with the kink, I have long wanted to set up a crochet workshop devoted to manufacturing woollen sex toys
I crochet"Ok now I'm turned on | |||
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"Let's think out of the box here, why not combine the mundane with the kink, I have long wanted to set up a crochet workshop devoted to manufacturing woollen sex toys
I crochet"And so it begins! Your first project is a Cashmeer buttplug | |||
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"Let's think out of the box here, why not combine the mundane with the kink, I have long wanted to set up a crochet workshop devoted to manufacturing woollen sex toys
I crochet
Ok now I'm turned on "Are you hooked though? (See what I did there?) | |||
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"I knit willy warmers....orders taken now "This is a crochet workshop, begone with your kinky knitting! | |||
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"Ooooh what a chance for mirth. Other interests: sawing people in half and then trying to put back together again. Creating magic potions from studying the sayings of Getafix in the Asterix books. Collecting sea shells from the fish counter in Tesco. "I did a woman once while she was looking in freezer and got banned from tesco | |||
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"Let's think out of the box here, why not combine the mundane with the kink, I have long wanted to set up a crochet workshop devoted to manufacturing woollen sex toys
I crochet
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Are you hooked though? (See what I did there?)"oh I definitely am hahaha like it | |||
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"I knit willy warmers....orders taken now "I'll have one for my wicker man | |||
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"Let's think out of the box here, why not combine the mundane with the kink, I have long wanted to set up a crochet workshop devoted to manufacturing woollen sex toys
I crochet
Ok now I'm turned on
Are you hooked though? (See what I did there?)
oh I definitely am hahaha like it"I would offer to reel you in but I don't do fishing puns, damn! | |||
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"there's lots of peeps who just enjoy the forums, they don't want to know if you're into anal or watersports! They want to know if you appreciate fine wine, support the Chelsea, or love a flutter! Sadly, experience has shown that all men on dating sites put the same thing anyway - watching sport, nights in, nights out, sofa, DVD, nice bottle of red wine.....GROAN!! No, ignorance is bliss I say!! Depends what you are doing with that wine bottle, really.... Drenching sheep perhaps?? "did someone say sheep?  | |||
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"Let's think out of the box here, why not combine the mundane with the kink, I have long wanted to set up a crochet workshop devoted to manufacturing woollen sex toys
I crochet
Ok now I'm turned on
Are you hooked though? (See what I did there?)
oh I definitely am hahaha like it
I would offer to reel you in but I don't do fishing puns, damn!"hahahahahhahahaha LMFAO XD I love your sense of humour! | |||
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"Let's think out of the box here, why not combine the mundane with the kink, I have long wanted to set up a crochet workshop devoted to manufacturing woollen sex toys
I crochet
Ok now I'm turned on
Are you hooked though? (See what I did there?)
oh I definitely am hahaha like it
I would offer to reel you in but I don't do fishing puns, damn!
hahahahahhahahaha LMFAO XD I love your sense of humour! "Thanks, I'm here all week...... | |||
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"If they don't want to talk sex or have sex/swing then I agree they should bog off to facefook or twitnit. Like the attitude. You get my vote for sheriff. When are you starting your vanilla eviction?
I reckon "vanilla eviction" would be quite a good name for a band.
I call lead vocals!"You will have a fight on your hands i'm already a lead vocalist elsewhere. Name isn't as snappy as 'vanilla eviction' though! | |||
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"Like a bottle of wine and a DVD... "Would be interested to know what you think DVD stands for... | |||
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"there's lots of peeps who just enjoy the forums, they don't want to know if you're into anal or watersports! They want to know if you appreciate fine wine, support the Chelsea, or love a flutter!" Then what are they doing on a site whose primary function is to bring people together who have overtly sexual interests? Jeeze, why don't we go the whole hog and turn the different forums into gardening, baking & childcare advice sections? *Her* | |||
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"i know but i really think it would help alot of people out who don't want to swing/meet anyone. "I have periods of time where I don't meet, generally say in profile text, but not always, having an account does not make you obliged to meet anyone | |||
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"OP... there should also be tick boxes for- Obtuse Doesn't understand sarcasm No sense of humour "Noooo, sureley not.... | |||
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"there's lots of peeps who just enjoy the forums, they don't want to know if you're into anal or watersports! They want to know if you appreciate fine wine, support the Chelsea, or love a flutter! Sex is a very small part of life, you spend more time on the toilet than having sex, Sex doesn't define us, its our interests and personality that makes us who we are, without knowing about what makes someone tick, it would be impossible to have mind blowing sex, If you just want a random orgasm, a swinging site may not be the best place to spend time." Speak for yourself. I spend more hours on my sex than i do on the toilet I don't want to know if they knit, bet, do long walks etc. Stick that stuff on your dating profile. | |||
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"there's lots of peeps who just enjoy the forums, they don't want to know if you're into anal or watersports! They want to know if you appreciate fine wine, support the Chelsea, or love a flutter! Sex is a very small part of life, you spend more time on the toilet than having sex, Sex doesn't define us, its our interests and personality that makes us who we are, without knowing about what makes someone tick, it would be impossible to have mind blowing sex, If you just want a random orgasm, a swinging site may not be the best place to spend time." Wow, that's some real deep thinking. | |||
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"Oh the irony. This message bring posted in "the lounge". Is that not the forum for anything non swinging related? Get a life jobsworths" I think you have had a sense of humour bypass. | |||
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"We're thinking of a naked crochet class any interest. No staring at naked body's though. Not allowed pmsl "I'd be up for that pmsl | |||
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"Oh the irony. This message bring posted in "the lounge". Is that not the forum for anything non swinging related? Get a life jobsworths" I'm glad you enjoyed it x "you're welcome" | |||
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"OP... there should also be tick boxes for- Obtuse Doesn't understand sarcasm No sense of humour " | |||
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