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Strangest place youve fallen asleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mines boring,, sleeping bag, camping, middle of a field. - not very strange

my daughter has fallen asleep in a suitcase

over to you lot..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on my nans driveway, only waking up when my uncle was trying to park the van on top of me lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm truly blessed with the ability to sleep anywhere at anytime.

During the induction at Toyota I went to sleep in a room full of 100 peeps when listening to a talk on Japanese Culture. At Uni, I nodded off in an exam that I finished early and couldn't leave. I used to sit with an alarm clock next to me on breaks in one job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A place called Carmyle. Its about 20 minutes away from where I live, I d*unkenly fell asleep on a bus and woke up at the last stop just sitting in the bus shelter. I phoned my flat mate and asked them to pick me up from Carlisle.

About a year later I, reasonably sober but still feeling it a little, fell asleep on the same bus coming back from a music festival at 6 on the Monday morning. Stepped off the bus and experienced de ja vu for the first time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines boring,, sleeping bag, camping, middle of a field. - not very strange

my daughter has fallen asleep in a suitcase

over to you lot.. "

Surely Ryanair charge more for hold luggage than seats??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mines boring,, sleeping bag, camping, middle of a field. - not very strange

my daughter has fallen asleep in a suitcase

over to you lot..

Surely Ryanair charge more for hold luggage than seats?? "

lol sadly it was when i was unpacking after arriving back home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines boring,, sleeping bag, camping, middle of a field. - not very strange

my daughter has fallen asleep in a suitcase

over to you lot.. "

In bed............not strange I hear you say......whilst having a BJ, needless to say we are no longer together lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ive fallen asleep on webcam once , but you could argue that sitting in the arm chair isnt a strange location

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I've fallen asleep in a flower bed before. It was fine until it started raining. I woke up wallowing like a hippo in the mud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Norfolk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In bed............not strange I hear you say......whilst having a BJ, needless to say we are no longer together lol "

sometimes giving oral is about making a guy relaxed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago I was found in a bit of a d*unken state fast asleep in the dogs basket

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

a front garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive fallen asleep on webcam once , but you could argue that sitting in the arm chair isnt a strange location "

Falling asleep on cam?

Shocking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In bed............not strange I hear you say......whilst having a BJ, needless to say we are no longer together lol

sometimes giving oral is about making a guy relaxed.. "

Not that relaxed, I blamed the alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've fallen asleep in a flower bed before. It was fine until it started raining. I woke up wallowing like a hippo in the mud. "

Was you a hungry hippo?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I've fallen asleep in a flower bed before. It was fine until it started raining. I woke up wallowing like a hippo in the mud.

Was you a hungry hippo? "

I'm always hungry, so yes I must have been

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By *erbMan
over a year ago

SHEFFIELD

Stood upright in a bus shelter whilst incredibly d*unk. Woke up in a police cell wondering what the hell I'd done to get locked up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ive fallen asleep on webcam once , but you could argue that sitting in the arm chair isnt a strange location

Falling asleep on cam?

Shocking! "

pmsl.. werent you asleep in the bath ON CAM? and wearing an afro?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

It was only for a nanosecond but...

...the big bed at Libertys. I denied it vehemently of course.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"sometimes giving oral is about making a guy relaxed..

Not that relaxed, I blamed the alcohol "

sniggers.. ooppps

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Fell asleep standing in a telephone box once (you'll have to Google that, I don't think they exist anymore!)

Also fell asleep leaning against a jacket potato oven at the Monsters if Rock festival at Donington many years ago...I woke up pretty sharp use when my ear hit the oven.

Against a tree at Reading Festival when I couldn't find my tent, only to discover it was about 5 yards away when I woke/sobered up.

In a comedy club in Bristol while the headliner was on...he was a racist, homophobic, mysogynistic arsehole and not in an ironic, post-modern way!

Fallen asleep at pretty much every dining room table of every house we've ever visited...towards the end of the evening when the wine has taken effect, I hasten to add.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

falling asleep upright? thats something ive never done.. would u not collapse to the floor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"falling asleep upright? thats something ive never done.. would u not collapse to the floor?"

Actually no, as I've seen from a video of myself at a football game on a stag weekend back in May.

Your head just kind of falls to the side or into your chest.

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By *erbMan
over a year ago

SHEFFIELD

Apparently I was wedged in the corner with my arm wrapped around the timetable post, as the releasing officer found great humour in telling me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive fallen asleep on webcam once , but you could argue that sitting in the arm chair isnt a strange location

Falling asleep on cam?

Shocking!

pmsl.. werent you asleep in the bath ON CAM? and wearing an afro? "

I miss proper Canada invasions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the ability to sleep anywhere. I did once fall asleep on the phone to my friend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really struggle to fall asleep, I can't sleep whilst we are traveling and I can't do the falling asleep in front of the tv thing!!

Luke on the other hand can sleep anywhere!!

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"falling asleep upright? thats something ive never done.. would u not collapse to the floor?"

No, I think whatever weird gyroscope you've got in your brain makes sure everything doesn't switch off!

Found my mate asleep in front of the vending machine at work on a night shift once, his hand still poised with the coin!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"falling asleep upright? thats something ive never done.. would u not collapse to the floor?

No, I think whatever weird gyroscope you've got in your brain makes sure everything doesn't switch off!

Found my mate asleep in front of the vending machine at work on a night shift once, his hand still poised with the coin!"

id have pushed the coin in, nabbed the food and left him there haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive fallen asleep on webcam once , but you could argue that sitting in the arm chair isnt a strange location "

I've done this on another site and in a bit of a compromising state

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell asleep in the toilets of a pub on an xmas do. Woke up and everybody was gone. Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines boring,, sleeping bag, camping, middle of a field. - not very strange

my daughter has fallen asleep in a suitcase

over to you lot..

In bed............not strange I hear you say......whilst having a BJ, needless to say we are no longer together lol "

Me and Mrs Bendy had a d*unken couple of days in Glasgow, both got back to the hotel horny as fuck, started playing and- if you will excuse the graphic details- I started fisting her.

The next thing I remember was hearing 'Max,Max WAKE UP!' And I had managed to fall asleep with my hand inside her luckily we are still together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a toilet in a night club ~ classy

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By *rsSuckWoman
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

Fell asleep on the Piccadilly line(London Underground)on my way back from Heathrow airport after a 12 hour flight. Runs on a loop from Heathrow to Cockfosters in North East London somewhere. I woke up three times just as the tube came past Terminal 3. Finally made my way home to Hammersmith 5 hours later. Well rested and my suitcase was still there!

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By *ndy13Man
over a year ago

deal nr dover

In a tescos trolley in tescos car park after a day at wembley for the Everton v Liverpool cup final in 1985!!! I only lived around the corner don't know how I ended up there!!!

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

My bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bathroom floor a few time when d*unk.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"On a toilet in a night club ~ classy "

I've done that before. Woke up and went in search of my drink. Only to find the cleaners hoovering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the walkway of a coach on way back from Spain, on the back of a motorbike, during sex lol not really able to hide it either as I snore lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fell asleep on the train once ended up in Newcastle when I was suppose to get off at york

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have fell asleep at a train station after a night out while a was waiting with a girl to get a train the cow didn't even wake me up when her train come

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Went to see Chicago in London fell asleep during the number "give them the old razzle dazzle" with Richard Gere singing. Still makes us chuckle. Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The drivers seat of a fire engine and no, I wasn't driving it at the time, it was safely parked up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got d*unk one night and woke up the next morning in a neighbours car on their driveway. slept in the back. I barely knew them.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

After a night on the shandy, I was skint, it was raining, it was an hours walk

Luckily for me there was a fair in the market place and a dodgem car had my name on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a night out on the town I ended up in the local bus station fallen asleep on the bus to get woken up by the bus driver at 7 in the morning he didnt look impresed hes bus smelt like donner kebab . I got out off there and got a taxi home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Underneath a running helicopter. Next to it's main undercarriage.

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

As anyone who knows me will confirm...I can (and do) fall asleep anywhere

Jacuzzi at Chams/Partners/No3, swimming pool at Partners, sitting on a bar stool in a club on Canal Street, buses, trains cars,planes/boats....plus all the obvious ones...chairs, settees etc.....however I do have a problem staying asleep in bed

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By *antoplay1976Couple
over a year ago

Chico

In a shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst riding a motorcycle.

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


"Whilst riding a motorcycle."

I remember my eldest brother doing thatmmmmmade a right mess of himself...luckily nothing that medical attention and time couldn't fix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst riding a motorcycle."

I had a GF used to that a lot.

Either in the rear hold of a 757. In the magazine of HMS churchill, between two racks of torpedoes.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

In the loo in a pub....

Didn't wake up til the cleaners found me about 6am the next morning....

Clearly the staff did a thorough check of the place before they left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst riding a motorcycle.

I remember my eldest brother doing thatmmmmmade a right mess of himself...luckily nothing that medical attention and time couldn't fix "

Just landed in yet more fing sand! (there had been alot of it!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the train. Woke up waaaaayyy past my destination, wrong side of the country. Had to buy an expensive ticket back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got lost in France i ended up sleeping on a bench on the Champs Elysées

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By *ong-legged-divaTV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood

In the back of a conveniently unlocked transit can trying to find my way back to a campsite while a little intoxicated, woke up to find that 3 other people seemingly had the same idea, and non of us knew who the van belonged to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the grass in front of milton Keynes station with all my tramp mates..got woken up soaking wet by the sprinklers spinning round watering the grass the following morning

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

On the bench seat of a very old fire engine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the but end of a gpmg about to ambush a platoon of marines, on exercise. Soon woke up when the ambush got going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious!!!! i havent fell asleep anywhere exciting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a restaurant in Bournemouth waiting for a taxi but it was all five of us who went to sleep

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By *randmrsminxyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Sales presentation in chloride batteries in Manchester . they say around 30 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allotment. Me and a friend woke up after a heavy night with an elderly man hoeing his veg

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Fell asleep at my desk once while on the phone to a client when I worked in market research. When I woke up they had obviously hung up and I had been hanging on a dead line for 25mins.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a tumble drier, I was only 2 or 3 at the time though.

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