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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...have a mans top half and a womens bottom half or visa versa....? eh!

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

so I could self tit wank?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"so I could self tit wank? "

Yeah I see no reason why not...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill just stick with what ive got thanks

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Er no. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make my pecs jump

Might not be able to do that if I failed the pencil test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be women's top and mans bottom I think as I love boobs and I love cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh blimey I've never thought about that

Mans top half .... Saves on buying bras yet can still have my nipples tweaked

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Can I try a week of each to see which is more fun?

Mind you with my luck it would be rag week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Def womans top, mans bottom

Great question btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mans top.. womans bottom half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would be women's top and mans bottom I think as I love boobs and I love cock "

There is a name for that... Shemale.

Love it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure really, there are advantages and disadvantages to both.

As a guy, suddenly getting an erection in public can be a problem sometimes, which women can't get. And before anyone makes a joke of course you're not naked, but wearing clothes doesn't always hide it lol

Women pay the price of this though by having periods, which from some stories I've heard can be just as awkward, if not more so.

Women need to pee while sitting down, which is fortunately something that men don't need to do.

The price we pay for this though is sometimes having to pee with an erection, which is really bloody annoying lol

So I think I'll keep my lower half, with a ladies upper half

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By *ingjayMan
over a year ago

exeter

With the vise versa you could say 'the two halves don't make a hole'

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

female top half, male bottom half, it would be decision time when waking up as to which half to scratch first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"mans top.. womans bottom half"

But you do realise that would mean you'd need to shave your face everyday or grow a big bushy beard just to keep ya foo-foo....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'll keep my boobies because I am very fond of them and I'll have a cock. Can I pick any I want to choose from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm flat chested woman's top so I can get away with it when I want to ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll keep my boobies because I am very fond of them and I'll have a cock. Can I pick any I want to choose from?

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No your not allowed to choose your own tackle..... so you might end-up with tiny cock and huge pair of man feet and an overwhelming urge to wear sock during sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmm flat chested woman's top so I can get away with it when I want to ?"

Ah but you don’t get the option to choose the size of your new breasticles…..

So you might end up with magnificent pair of Titz like Tina's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmm flat chested woman's top so I can get away with it when I want to ?

Ah but you don’t get the option to choose the size of your new breasticles…..

So you might end up with magnificent pair of Titz like Tina's "

This is starting to sound like a body lottery....will they match and be symmetrical at least ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll keep my boobies because I am very fond of them and I'll have a cock. Can I pick any I want to choose from?

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I'll keep mine too..get rid of my cock - stop me pissing all over the floor.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

more sensitive nipples would be nice... clit in front of my cock .. yes im quite attached as you can see lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmm flat chested woman's top so I can get away with it when I want to ?

Ah but you don’t get the option to choose the size of your new breasticles…..

So you might end up with magnificent pair of Titz like Tina's

This is starting to sound like a body lottery....will they match and be symmetrical at least ? "

Maybe they will be symmetrical or maybe they won’t…….but take comfort in knowing the same risk applies to anyone choosing new set of bollix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmm flat chested woman's top so I can get away with it when I want to ?

Ah but you don’t get the option to choose the size of your new breasticles…..

So you might end up with magnificent pair of Titz like Tina's

This is starting to sound like a body lottery....will they match and be symmetrical at least ?

Maybe they will be symmetrical or maybe they won’t…….but take comfort in knowing the same risk applies to anyone choosing new set of bollix "
Mmm in that case I'm changing my mind, I want a ladies foo foo. At least if I don't like it I can grow a big pile of hair to hide it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmm flat chested woman's top so I can get away with it when I want to ?

Ah but you don’t get the option to choose the size of your new breasticles…..

So you might end up with magnificent pair of Titz like Tina's

This is starting to sound like a body lottery....will they match and be symmetrical at least ?

Maybe they will be symmetrical or maybe they won’t…….but take comfort in knowing the same risk applies to anyone choosing new set of bollix Mmm in that case I'm changing my mind, I want a ladies foo foo. At least if I don't like it I can grow a big pile of hair to hide it. "

OK, Fair- play,,,,,, I admire your logic,,,,, and who knows you might end-up dainty little feet too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmm flat chested woman's top so I can get away with it when I want to ?

Ah but you don’t get the option to choose the size of your new breasticles…..

So you might end up with magnificent pair of Titz like Tina's

This is starting to sound like a body lottery....will they match and be symmetrical at least ?

Maybe they will be symmetrical or maybe they won’t…….but take comfort in knowing the same risk applies to anyone choosing new set of bollix Mmm in that case I'm changing my mind, I want a ladies foo foo. At least if I don't like it I can grow a big pile of hair to hide it.

OK, Fair- play,,,,,, I admire your logic,,,,, and who knows you might end-up dainty little feet too.... "

Ha ha scoundrel, I can parry that blow....I already have small feet....just need to shave my toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps moving from your question, but only slightly, would it not be a wonderful experience if a man could transfer his consciousness to that of a woman and live the life of said woman, doing the things she does in life, put on the make-up, wear the clothes, have periods, childbirth, with all the emotions a woman has to endure.

Then could a woman cope with being within the consciousness of a male body.

Interesting thoughts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmm flat chested woman's top so I can get away with it when I want to ?

Ah but you don’t get the option to choose the size of your new breasticles…..

So you might end up with magnificent pair of Titz like Tina's

This is starting to sound like a body lottery....will they match and be symmetrical at least ?

Maybe they will be symmetrical or maybe they won’t…….but take comfort in knowing the same risk applies to anyone choosing new set of bollix Mmm in that case I'm changing my mind, I want a ladies foo foo. At least if I don't like it I can grow a big pile of hair to hide it.

OK, Fair- play,,,,,, I admire your logic,,,,, and who knows you might end-up dainty little feet too....

Ha ha scoundrel, I can parry that blow....I already have small feet....just need to shave my toes "

Yeah but if your planning on wearing skirts now you’ve got a lady bottom half you'd be well advised to shave more than just your toes …… otherwise the new foo-foo of yours could end up going to waste

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perhaps moving from your question, but only slightly, would it not be a wonderful experience if a man could transfer his consciousness to that of a woman and live the life of said woman, doing the things she does in life, put on the make-up, wear the clothes, have periods, childbirth, with all the emotions a woman has to endure.

Then could a woman cope with being within the consciousness of a male body.

Interesting thoughts. "

I wouldn’t work......you'd become far to distracted with shoe shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod this, I'm going to get a beer belly so I can't see what's below, some moobs to offer me options then hey presto.....sexy & I know it

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Mmmmm can I have womans top & womans bottom with addition of a cock lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'll keep my boobies because I am very fond of them and I'll have a cock. Can I pick any I want to choose from?

No your not allowed to choose your own tackle..... so you might end-up with tiny cock and huge pair of man feet and an overwhelming urge to wear sock during sex "

I'd still have my beautiful boobies and I'd be able to pee standing up. I don't need to have sex as a man.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I couldn't cope with the monthlies, I will stick with my lot.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I couldn't cope with the monthlies, I will stick with my lot."

You don't have to have periods if you just get the boobs.

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