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Using a pedometer as a WankOmeter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I have figured if you strap your pedometer to your wanking hand and have a 5 knuckle shuffle, you can see how hard you are working.

I wanked 3 1/2 miles last night, no wonder I felt knackered afterwards!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Is it shower proof?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hmmmm....3.5 miles eh? Not a marathon so no stamina. Yet not a sprint either....a gentle jog, maybe. How long did it take? Then I can work out your actual speed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmm....3.5 miles eh? Not a marathon so no stamina. Yet not a sprint either....a gentle jog, maybe. How long did it take? Then I can work out your actual speed. "

You are such a geek....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you strapped it to you cock and had a fuck would that work as well ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you strapped it to you cock and had a fuck would that work as well ?? "

Maybe if you glued it to your arse. But it would not register if she was on top!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That has to be one of the most funniest posts I've read on the forums

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Hmmmm....3.5 miles eh? Not a marathon so no stamina. Yet not a sprint either....a gentle jog, maybe. How long did it take? Then I can work out your actual speed.

You are such a geek.... "

And yet I didn't strap a pedometer to my wanking hand *sigh*....anyway, would it be measured in tpm? (thrwaps per minute)....and you could have an independent observer too if you're asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I strap it to my dildo?

We should have a charity wankathon

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Can I strap it to my dildo?

We should have a charity wankathon "

I'll be the thrust counter. I'd have to get close though as not to miss one. If I did it would wreck my graph of where I measure number of thrusts against pitch of squeal.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Can I strap it to my dildo?

We should have a charity wankathon "

I'm glad I'm not the only one who indulges in a wankathon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I strap it to my dildo?

We should have a charity wankathon

I'll be the thrust counter. I'd have to get close though as not to miss one. If I did it would wreck my graph of where I measure number of thrusts against pitch of squeal. "

I'm picturing you in an anorak and holding a clipboard at the end of my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I have figured if you strap your pedometer to your wanking hand and have a 5 knuckle shuffle, you can see how hard you are working.

I wanked 3 1/2 miles last night, no wonder I felt knackered afterwards!

"

Fair play to ya Ben! I might try it myself. We have a chart at work where we list out New Years activities to stay fit. I'm going to add a new column to the chart!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I strap it to my dildo?

We should have a charity wankathon

I'll be the thrust counter. I'd have to get close though as not to miss one. If I did it would wreck my graph of where I measure number of thrusts against pitch of squeal. "

We could get some pop stars to bring out a record like they did for live aid. We could call it WankAid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I strap it to my dildo?

We should have a charity wankathon

I'll be the thrust counter. I'd have to get close though as not to miss one. If I did it would wreck my graph of where I measure number of thrusts against pitch of squeal.

We could get some pop stars to bring out a record like they did for live aid. We could call it WankAid"

I have a wankaid, it's called porn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I strap it to my dildo?

We should have a charity wankathon

I'll be the thrust counter. I'd have to get close though as not to miss one. If I did it would wreck my graph of where I measure number of thrusts against pitch of squeal.

We could get some pop stars to bring out a record like they did for live aid. We could call it WankAid

I have a wankaid, it's called porn "

Is WankAid like BandAid? We could get Geldof involved. .. tosser!

I can see the strapline now "blow your beans for starving Africans"

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Can I strap it to my dildo?

We should have a charity wankathon

I'll be the thrust counter. I'd have to get close though as not to miss one. If I did it would wreck my graph of where I measure number of thrusts against pitch of squeal.

We could get some pop stars to bring out a record like they did for live aid. We could call it WankAid

I have a wankaid, it's called porn

Is WankAid like BandAid? We could get Geldof involved. .. tosser!

I can see the strapline now "blow your beans for starving Africans" "

I'm happy to donate some manfat to help them fry their beans in

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I didn't even need to look at who was the OP for this one....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn't even need to look at who was the OP for this one.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I strap it to my dildo?

We should have a charity wankathon

I'll be the thrust counter. I'd have to get close though as not to miss one. If I did it would wreck my graph of where I measure number of thrusts against pitch of squeal.

We could get some pop stars to bring out a record like they did for live aid. We could call it WankAid

I have a wankaid, it's called porn

Is WankAid like BandAid? We could get Geldof involved. .. tosser!

I can see the strapline now "blow your beans for starving Africans" "

They would only give Geldof the retard another knighthood, or possibly elevate him to sainthood, and ignore poor old Midge Ure again lol

I like Midge, feel quite sorry for him. Watched him the other week supporting simple minds at the O2

What were we talking about? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I strap it to my dildo?

We should have a charity wankathon

I'll be the thrust counter. I'd have to get close though as not to miss one. If I did it would wreck my graph of where I measure number of thrusts against pitch of squeal.

We could get some pop stars to bring out a record like they did for live aid. We could call it WankAid

I have a wankaid, it's called porn "

I flipping love porn I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just got home from work and I realised I have wanked further than I have walked today!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just got home from work and I realised I have wanked further than I have walked today!

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

the calibration is out, you need to measure the stroke length of your cock and times it by steps then divide by time........this will give you tugs per hour...lol

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"Just got home from work and I realised I have wanked further than I have walked today! "

I just spat my tea out at this ...lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think Im getting fitter. Nearly up to 5 miles now

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