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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

People letting dogs lick their face and lips....bleurgh!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me the heave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearing up your own warm vomit..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Bin juice

Eater on bathroom floors, especially carpeted floors.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Cats coughing up a fur ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hearing or seeing someone be sick!!

Massive phobia!!

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

The smell of tea bags

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"People letting dogs lick their face and lips....bleurgh!!!!"

After watching them lick their balls or arses.......the dogs that is, not the owners...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smell of tinned cat/dog food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in a dogs saliva their is an antiseptic, if you are away from home, meds and you cut yourself, a dogs spittle cleanses and provides antiseptic...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tripe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People letting dogs lick their face and lips....bleurgh!!!!

After watching them lick their balls or arses.......the dogs that is, not the owners..."

after some of the dates I have had, I am sure a dog would of been cleaner!

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"in a dogs saliva their is an antiseptic, if you are away from home, meds and you cut yourself, a dogs spittle cleanses and provides antiseptic...

Now you learn something every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A warm toilet seat after a blokes been for a hefty shit.. urghh

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

"in a dogs saliva their is an antiseptic, if you are away from home, meds and you cut yourself, a dogs spittle cleanses and provides antiseptic...

beat me to it !

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The smell of tea and coffee

Vomit

Oozy pus things/people squeezing spots

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"A warm toilet seat after a blokes been for a hefty shit.. urghh"

Surely that's good?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

cottage cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A warm toilet seat after a blokes been for a hefty shit.. urghh

Surely that's good?"

Nah i like my seat cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaning up dog sick....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Tomatoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad breath!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Watching someone eat their own earwax

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Sprouts

Cabbage

Cauliflower

Broccoli

Swede

Parsnips

Turnips

Sweet potato

Broad beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clicking bones.. or cracking knuckles/joints

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Dirty rings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken eggs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Do people seriously do that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brillo pads!! and I don't mean the green things!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broken eggs..

Oh god its awful.. had to clear up 6 broken ones on carpet once.

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By *irtyAndCh33kyCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

Pet fur, the smell of pets and animals in general make me heave.

Pubic hair and warm toilet seats are also a no no

Mrs Dirty

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Other peoples farts

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Snot and bogies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those really phlegmy spits.. where people get it from the back of the throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People biting or picking their nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People chewing their toenails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue waffle ! Yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looks at my 4 sleeping dogs, who do stink a bit due to the wet weather and a row of saddles waiting to be cleaned in the morning, mm I love the smell of wet leather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hate drying your hands on those green paper towels in the toilets feels horrible!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

People being overly nice and not meaning it.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Dave's crusty pj's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dave's crusty pj's

Who he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People being overly nice and not meaning it."

Over enthusiastic customer services/waiters who say sir every other word grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dave's crusty pj's

Nerr neer not wearing them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dave's crusty pj's

Who he?"

Not sure heard he's a hell of a nice guy though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dave's crusty pj's

Nerr neer not wearing them!

See someone else with a commando policy Ryan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dave's crusty pj's

Nerr neer not wearing them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing on snails or slugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birds of a fucking feather

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Birds of a fucking feather"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rotten eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cleaning up dog sick.... "

Watching a dog "clean up" it's own sick...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or eat its own poo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or eat its own poo!

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or other dogs poo!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Or eat its own poo!

or other dogs poo!

Why do dogs develop copraphilia?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pet haters...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea...its disgusting!

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"A warm toilet seat after a blokes been for a hefty shit.. urghh

Surely that's good?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phlegm, spitting and lots of saliva makes me heave. People who have lots of saliva at the corner of their mouths when they talk. I also hate pics of cum dribbling out of mouths. I dont swalllow cum or have it in my mouth (apart from my OHs) because it reminds me of Phlegm.

People's breath smelling of garlic

People who click their bones

D*unk people

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A warm toilet seat after a blokes been for a hefty shit.. urghh

Surely that's good?

No it's not. I hate using the toilet after anyone else. I'm not that keen on using the shower after anyone either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"in a dogs saliva their is an antiseptic, if you are away from home, meds and you cut yourself, a dogs spittle cleanses and provides antiseptic...

beat me to it ! "

In a dogs saliva there is bits of shit that it has just licked off its own arse and the remnants of piss that it has licked off its own genitals. If it has just been for a walk it may even contain shit from other animals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos on here of cum dripping from vaginas or bumoles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or eat its own poo!

or other dogs poo!

Why do dogs develop copraphilia?"

They prefer sheet shit. Honest. As soon as they come from the dog beauty parlour they dash to the nearest pile, have a good chew and then roll in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phlegm, spitting and lots of saliva makes me heave. People who have lots of saliva at the corner of their mouths when they talk. I also hate pics of cum dribbling out of mouths. I dont swalllow cum or have it in my mouth (apart from my OHs) because it reminds me of Phlegm.

People's breath smelling of garlic

People who click their bones

D*unk people

D*unk people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thick, lumpy cum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mint chocolate pringles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spitting and hacking it all up before hand......

nd vomit and people being sick....boak.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Milk that's off

Smell of frying liver

people speaking with their mouth full / chewing with mouth open

Ryan's socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures of big gaping assholes... *shiver*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pictures of big gaping assholes... *shiver*

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ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a few pics on here of women shoving a whole stack of pencils or other stuff that shouldn't really be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Photos on here of cum dripping from vaginas or bumoles"

Im with you on this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter Beans

Marrowfat Peas

Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair in the plughole....Dry heaving at the thought

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By *akeyspunkMan
over a year ago

wakefield

Pubic hair in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"in a dogs saliva their is an antiseptic, if you are away from home, meds and you cut yourself, a dogs spittle cleanses and provides antiseptic...

so does human spit but it only works on certain types of bacteria, namely those harmful to have in your mouth or eyes, not the rest of bacteria which are harmful to have going into your wounds and you're introducing to a cut. putting dog spit in a wound is is very very likely to result in infection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh tears work by the same mechanism and are much cleaner than both human or animal spit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing really makes me heave to be honest. Not sure why not - just doesn't affect me really.

...although, i have things that i hate.

- Stinky food on the train - especially when the whole train is empty and they come and sit next to me with a salt and vinegar crisps. Off all the bloody flavours, why that stinking lip burning chip of a potato!

- grown adults who bite their nails like there's no tomorrow. Do they not know there's more germs under their nails than on the toilet seat (i don't know how that is; but apparently it's true).

- mismatched socks and shoes. C'mon! You trying to tell me you couldn't tell? And your telling me it's trendy? Naaaaah mate!

- couples all loved up whilst shopping. Stop smooching and get on with your shopping list willl you! You can do her later for crying out loud - just not by the bloody fresh fish!

...there's more. And i've just realised i may have said too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- grown adults who bite their nails like there's no tomorrow. Do they not know there's more germs under their nails than on the toilet seat (i don't know how that is; but apparently it's true)."

on that note over 50% of touch screens have human fecal matter on them.

hand rails are higher still.

fortunately we have a nice big vat of hydrochloric acid just after our mouths.

and the bacteria on your fingers are less dangerous than the bacteria in poo which is meant to live in your gut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- grown adults who bite their nails like there's no tomorrow. Do they not know there's more germs under their nails than on the toilet seat (i don't know how that is; but apparently it's true).

on that note over 50% of touch screens have human fecal matter on them.

hand rails are higher still.

fortunately we have a nice big vat of hydrochloric acid just after our mouths.

and the bacteria on your fingers are less dangerous than the bacteria in poo which is meant to live in your gut."

Cor blimey! I guess people were being rather literal when they say 'you have shit on your phone'?!

..that reminds me of a documentary i once saw about Glastonbury and how they found feacal matters in people's hair (you know, oops i have a scratch down there and an itch up here).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh tears work by the same mechanism and are much cleaner than both human or animal spit."

Yeah but it's a bit mean to make a puppy cry just because you managed to cut yourself.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"in a dogs saliva their is an antiseptic, if you are away from home, meds and you cut yourself, a dogs spittle cleanses and provides antiseptic...

I know but it's still disgusting seeing a dog lick someone's face and practically song them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"in a dogs saliva their is an antiseptic, if you are away from home, meds and you cut yourself, a dogs spittle cleanses and provides antiseptic...

I know but it's still disgusting seeing a dog lick someone's face and practically song them"

We have all met a handsome guy, had a night of passion, and woken up next to a dog, surprising what you will chat up when your pissed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs licking faces is disgusting, especially if the owner opens their mouth and their licking tongues. Just seems so wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dogs licking faces is disgusting, especially if the owner opens their mouth and their licking tongues. Just seems so wrong

I have been told their are sites especially for that, like there are sites for anything you can imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"in a dogs saliva their is an antiseptic, if you are away from home, meds and you cut yourself, a dogs spittle cleanses and provides antiseptic...

Wow, i didnt know that. Not when they are in season or have leaky anal glands though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People farting. And especially if they do it when I am eating. I don't want to breath in the air that's been mingling with your shit. Go to the bathroom.

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Watching the sister in law eat!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon flavored lemsip !!

Blluggghhh !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"strawberry" flavoured or scented anything. They just aren't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butter Beans

Marrowfat Peas

Marmite"

awwwww ive just made a "butter bean and marrofat" soup with a hint of marmite

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