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Attempted murder !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ermmmmm

Ive just had a phone call from my mate at the local hospital saying ive put her husband there

What happened was this............

I sent one of those things that say "can you see the ghost in this pic" ? and you sit and look and summat jumps out at you screaming ....

He opened it ....ahem !!!

In response, he shot backwards of his chair,knocking the shelf off the wall,resulting in a gash to the head.

Dont think i will send any more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Opps

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Oops!

He is perhaps a little jumpy though. Maybe he could do with some meditation!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I feel terrible laughing.

all the best to your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woops!!

Hopefully they see the funny side of it once the headache has gone.

I made my little brother cry with one of them lol. My mum wasn't too happy but I found it hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I feel terrible laughing.

all the best to your friend"

When she rang and told me , i was mortified

But after, i couldnt stop laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Ohhhhhh...oops!! The first time I saw one of those I jumped pretty bad. I don't watch them now!! Lol x

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I hate screamers, and was hoping they had gone out of fashion. Obviously not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I feel terrible laughing.

all the best to your friend

When she rang and told me , i was mortified

But after, i couldnt stop laughing "

Brightside, they might better arrange their shelves to avoid future accidents!

Send a different one in a few weeks to check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is brilliant

I grabbed my sister through the banister as she was coming up the stairs, she shit herself and fell down them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I'm happy posting with crims

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I dont like them either and my mate knows me and wouldnt have opened it. He didnt realise what my sense of humours like and opened it.....

Anyways, he obviously didnt put the shelf up properly

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't know what sort of pictures these are as I have never seen one but the scenario does sound funny. I think it may be ABH rather than attempted murder unless you had murder in mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not attempted murder .. That has to be pre-meditated.

You'd only go down for manslaughter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Phewwwww

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Lol, when I did it to callum many years ago he fell of the chair and ended up the other side of the room

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"Ermmmmm

Ive just had a phone call from my mate at the local hospital saying ive put her husband there

What happened was this............

I sent one of those things that say "can you see the ghost in this pic" ? and you sit and look and summat jumps out at you screaming ....

He opened it ....ahem !!!

In response, he shot backwards of his chair,knocking the shelf off the wall,resulting in a gash to the head.

Dont think i will send any more. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manslaughter only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Phewwwww "

I think you are going down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death by email!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can you pm me the link I wanna scare the brats ...... errr sorry kids

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm still laughing remembering what happened to callum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First time I saw one of those was late at night when I was all alone. Scared me that much I shut the computer down and went to bed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please can you pm me the link I wanna scare the brats ...... errr sorry kids "

Oh im sorry, i felt so guilty that i deleted it. lmao

If i come across another, i will pm it over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Phewwwww

I think you are going down "

Most probably

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By *ardtofindMan
over a year ago

galway

It's G B Email

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please can you pm me the link I wanna scare the brats ...... errr sorry kids

Oh im sorry, i felt so guilty that i deleted it. lmao

If i come across another, i will pm it over "

thank u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was this ghost filmed from MissC's new gaff pending all goes well?........

Hehe x

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