FabSwingers.com forum: Life's great mysteries!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What question bugs you that you'd like the good people of Fab to help you answer?

Yep - there's none as surprising as Fabsters! They may not be as clever as google or wiki - but they may well have the answer to something that's puzzling you!!!

My question.

What happens when that guy in the skittles advert has a wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What question bugs you that you'd like the good people of Fab to help you answer?

Yep - there's none as surprising as Fabsters! They may not be as clever as google or wiki - but they may well have the answer to something that's puzzling you!!!

My question.

What happens when that guy in the skittles advert has a wank?

Bet his wife wont let him near her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What question bugs you that you'd like the good people of Fab to help you answer?

Yep - there's none as surprising as Fabsters! They may not be as clever as google or wiki - but they may well have the answer to something that's puzzling you!!!

My question.

What happens when that guy in the skittles advert has a wank?

Bet his wife wont let him near her

So no sex with the Mrs and probably no wanking!

Sounds like he needs to join Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What question bugs you that you'd like the good people of Fab to help you answer?

Yep - there's none as surprising as Fabsters! They may not be as clever as google or wiki - but they may well have the answer to something that's puzzling you!!!

My question.

What happens when that guy in the skittles advert has a wank?

Bet his wife wont let him near her

So no sex with the Mrs and probably no wanking!

Sounds like he needs to join Fab!

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bet he's shit at subbuteo

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I'd like to know how he gets dressed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What question bugs you that you'd like the good people of Fab to help you answer?

Yep - there's none as surprising as Fabsters! They may not be as clever as google or wiki - but they may well have the answer to something that's puzzling you!!!

My question.

What happens when that guy in the skittles advert has a wank?

Bet his wife wont let him near her

So no sex with the Mrs and probably no wanking!

Sounds like he needs to join Fab!

Just what's needed, another single bloke wondering why he cant get a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to know what's the most popular piece in monopoly amongst Fabsters

Wheelbarrow

Battleship

Racing car

The old Boot/shoe

Thimble

Scottie Dog

Top Hat

Cat ( 2013 edition onwards )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to know what's the most popular piece in monopoly amongst Fabsters

Wheelbarrow

Battleship

Racing car

The old Boot/shoe

Thimble

Scottie Dog

Top Hat

Cat ( 2013 edition onwards )

Always had the old boot

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Who decided that you can have sex at 16 but can't watch it til your 18.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What could make me more popular ???

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"What could make me more popular ???

Fulfilling your commitments

Grrrrr, grrrrr, grrrrrr.

Have I said grrrrrr yet ?

I got arrested in Canada for loitering with intent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When do DFS NOT have a sale on???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What could make me more popular ???

If you find the answer can u share x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When will I ever open my mouth without putting my foot in it?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When will I ever open my mouth without putting my foot in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What could make me more popular ???

Fulfilling your commitments

Grrrrr, grrrrr, grrrrrr.

Have I said grrrrrr yet ?

I got arrested in Canada for loitering with intent

I had an emergency my bosom buddy

Shall I do it tonight ???? Just for you - in Canada or wherever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What could make me more popular ???

If you find the answer can u share x

Haha the answer is probably something we would never do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to know why men get flu and women only get a cold

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By *airymusclesMan
over a year ago

scotland

Why do we say vanished into thin air,yet never 'appeared out of fat air'??

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"What question bugs you that you'd like the good people of Fab to help you answer?

Yep - there's none as surprising as Fabsters! They may not be as clever as google or wiki - but they may well have the answer to something that's puzzling you!!!

My question.

What happens when that guy in the skittles advert has a wank?

There is a skittles bj ad on you tube somewhere!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"What could make me more popular ???

Fulfilling your commitments

Grrrrr, grrrrr, grrrrrr.

Have I said grrrrrr yet ?

I got arrested in Canada for loitering with intent

I had an emergency my bosom buddy

Shall I do it tonight ???? Just for you - in Canada or wherever

No you bloody can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What could make me more popular ???

Fulfilling your commitments

Grrrrr, grrrrr, grrrrrr.

Have I said grrrrrr yet ?

I got arrested in Canada for loitering with intent

I had an emergency my bosom buddy

Shall I do it tonight ???? Just for you - in Canada or wherever

No you bloody can't

Bollocks to you then ...ill show everyone else

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"What could make me more popular ???

Fulfilling your commitments

Grrrrr, grrrrr, grrrrrr.

Have I said grrrrrr yet ?

I got arrested in Canada for loitering with intent

I had an emergency my bosom buddy

Shall I do it tonight ???? Just for you - in Canada or wherever

No you bloody can't

Bollocks to you then ...ill show everyone else

* (naked arse smiley)

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By *etanreadyCouple
over a year ago

dover

"I would like to know why men get flu and women only get a cold

its all down to the good lord,when god gave women the the pain of pregnancy, he thought he should balance it out by giving males man flu, tin hate on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What could make me more popular ???

Fulfilling your commitments

Grrrrr, grrrrr, grrrrrr.

Have I said grrrrrr yet ?

I got arrested in Canada for loitering with intent

I had an emergency my bosom buddy

Shall I do it tonight ???? Just for you - in Canada or wherever

No you bloody can't

Bollocks to you then ...ill show everyone else

* (naked arse smiley)"

Full frontal bosom out smiley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When do DFS NOT have a sale on??? "

Not sure, but I believe they're synchronised with the Bath Store.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When do DFS NOT have a sale on??? "

Now that is one question I bet no one can answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do my Y Fronts stick to the wall when i take them off

Gary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lots of questions .... but would appear really stooopid if I asked em on here lol

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

What do fish drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how come the female is always better at cooking and cleaning ...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how come the female is always better at cooking and cleaning ...?

Because women have smaller feet so they can get Closer to the Sink

Gary

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By *aisy100Woman
over a year ago

wakefield

"When do DFS NOT have a sale on??? "

we once went to DFS when there wasnt a sale on and it was bloody expensive!

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By *aisy100Woman
over a year ago

wakefield

"how come the female is always better at cooking and cleaning ...?

I thought men made better cooks/chefs?

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"how come the female is always better at cooking and cleaning ...?

I thought men made better cooks/chefs?"

We are but we're rubbish at cleaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to know what's the most popular piece in monopoly amongst Fabsters

Wheelbarrow

Battleship

Racing car

The old Boot/shoe

Thimble

Scottie Dog

Top Hat

Cat ( 2013 edition onwards )

I only have the Manchester edition

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"how come the female is always better at cooking and cleaning ...?

I thought men made better cooks/chefs?

We are but we're rubbish at cleaning"

I know a man who is the best cleaner I have ever met. He is so thorough that he pulls the fridge out every week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to know why I always manage to lose a sock in the washing machine to never be seen again.

Now that's a fecking mystery

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

"how come the female is always better at cooking and cleaning ...?

I thought men made better cooks/chefs?

We are but we're rubbish at cleaning

I know a man who is the best cleaner I have ever met. He is so thorough that he pulls the fridge out every week.

Can you send him round here once a week?

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By *aisy100Woman
over a year ago

wakefield

"I'd like to know why I always manage to lose a sock in the washing machine to never be seen again.

Now that's a fecking mystery

They go to sock heaven

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

If the wind comes from the equator how does it decide which direction to blow?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"What question bugs you that you'd like the good people of Fab to help you answer?

Yep - there's none as surprising as Fabsters! They may not be as clever as google or wiki - but they may well have the answer to something that's puzzling you!!!

My question.

What happens when that guy in the skittles advert has a wank?

Never mind wanking how's he wipe his arse!?!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Also how does a thermos flask know to keep cold things cold and hot things hot?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What question bugs you that you'd like the good people of Fab to help you answer?

Yep - there's none as surprising as Fabsters! They may not be as clever as google or wiki - but they may well have the answer to something that's puzzling you!!!

My question.

What happens when that guy in the skittles advert has a wank?

Never mind wanking how's he wipe his arse!?! "

That whole advert makes no sense. He's dressed and sitting in a chair. Is it just his hands?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is Gary Barlows brother judging on Splash

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"What question bugs you that you'd like the good people of Fab to help you answer?

Yep - there's none as surprising as Fabsters! They may not be as clever as google or wiki - but they may well have the answer to something that's puzzling you!!!

My question.

What happens when that guy in the skittles advert has a wank?

Never mind wanking how's he wipe his arse!?!

That whole advert makes no sense. He's dressed and sitting in a chair. Is it just his hands?

Totally agree

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By *cldnCouple
over a year ago

watford

If space is constantly expanding, what exactly is it expanding into??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What could make me more popular ???

Nothing in my opinion . You seem really popular and rightly so

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By *amie0151Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

"What question bugs you that you'd like the good people of Fab to help you answer?

Yep - there's none as surprising as Fabsters! They may not be as clever as google or wiki - but they may well have the answer to something that's puzzling you!!!

My question.

What happens when that guy in the skittles advert has a wank?

What if he touches a bag of Skittles...?

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By *aisy100Woman
over a year ago

wakefield

"What question bugs you that you'd like the good people of Fab to help you answer?

Yep - there's none as surprising as Fabsters! They may not be as clever as google or wiki - but they may well have the answer to something that's puzzling you!!!

My question.

What happens when that guy in the skittles advert has a wank?

What if he touches a bag of Skittles...?

It doesnt bare thinking about

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