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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I love these! Recently had someone tell me that I was a little bit old but still sexy. I know he was trying to be nice but it did make me smile in all the wrong ways. What others have you had, or are you a master/mistress at putting your foot in your mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'You're actually lovely'

'You're not slim but you're not as fat as you think'

Of the same man

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"'You're actually lovely'

'You're not slim but you're not as fat as you think'

Of the same man "

Aw bless! Probably thought he was saying all the right things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'You're actually lovely'

'You're not slim but you're not as fat as you think'

Of the same man

Aw bless! Probably thought he was saying all the right things."

He is a lovely genuine man, just says what he thinks and doesn't b/s x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're quite fit for a big bird"

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I get I bet you are a goer for an ol gal lol

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"'You're actually lovely'

'You're not slim but you're not as fat as you think'

Of the same man

Aw bless! Probably thought he was saying all the right things.

He is a lovely genuine man, just says what he thinks and doesn't b/s x"

I just can't get mad about these. You know they mean well but just cannot help themselves. My ex was an expert at them - used to make me howl laughing. I'm pretty good at it myself - cannot even recall them as there are so many! I am a mistress in the art of dentopedics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't think we'd get along"

Why invite me then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'You're actually lovely'

'You're not slim but you're not as fat as you think'

Of the same man

Aw bless! Probably thought he was saying all the right things.

He is a lovely genuine man, just says what he thinks and doesn't b/s x

I just can't get mad about these. You know they mean well but just cannot help themselves. My ex was an expert at them - used to make me howl laughing. I'm pretty good at it myself - cannot even recall them as there are so many! I am a mistress in the art of dentopedics!"

They do make me laugh but it's a good sign they are being honest lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

over a pm i told a scottish lassie, she was a cracker, but then instead of leaving it there, had to qualify it with myself that i meant a lovely woman and NOT an overweight detective lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am forever being told im not as bad lookin as people thought i would be lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I like my women older." Block, delete and move on.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

the classic

am I too young for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your cock is big...but looks bigger in your pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"over a pm i told a scottish lassie, she was a cracker, but then instead of leaving it there, had to qualify it with myself that i meant a lovely woman and NOT an overweight detective lol"

I had something similar with a scots lass. She was sending me really dirty texts, I called her a dirty dog then lol. She got the right hump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love these! Recently had someone tell me that I was a little bit old [...]."

*gasp* and that leaves me...where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'If it wasn't for the beard. I'd make you mine'

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I look better as a girl than when I'm in male mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handsome then in brackets "Not bad for an old man" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Handsome then in brackets "Not bad for an old man" lol"

guilty as charged lol

Do I get another smacked bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Handsome then in brackets "Not bad for an old man" lol

guilty as charged lol

Do I get another smacked bum?"

You know you want it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Handsome then in brackets "Not bad for an old man" lol

guilty as charged lol

Do I get another smacked bum?

You know you want it lol"

I quite liked it

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Your stunning....I mean stunning but you would be even more stunning if you were slimer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'If it wasn't for the beard. I'd make you mine'

"

...oh, and then a few weeks/months down the line. I'd get a message saying whether i've shaved it off yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'If it wasn't for the beard. I'd make you mine'

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...oh, and then a few weeks/months down the line. I'd get a message saying whether i've shaved it off yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'If it wasn't for the beard. I'd make you mine'

"

People say that to me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'You're actually lovely'

'You're not slim but you're not as fat as you think'

Of the same man

Aw bless! Probably thought he was saying all the right things.

He is a lovely genuine man, just says what he thinks and doesn't b/s x

I just can't get mad about these. You know they mean well but just cannot help themselves. My ex was an expert at them - used to make me howl laughing. I'm pretty good at it myself - cannot even recall them as there are so many! I am a mistress in the art of dentopedics!

They do make me laugh but it's a good sign they are being honest lol x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a message about my pussy looking good for its age. I responded with although there many miles on the click it's well serviced and kept lubricated

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

A colleague singing my praises...allegedly: she's really nice, she'd be absolutely stunning...if she were slim.

Win some...lose some.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Sorry I came so quick but you're tighter than I'm used to.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Your stunning....I mean stunning but you would be even more stunning if you were slimer lol "

...it's meant as a compliment: allegedly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you move well for a fat lass"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a woman with a well used meaty pussy like yours

Its not a fucking kebab mate...well maybe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about "you're surprisingly tight"

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Your stunning....I mean stunning but you would be even more stunning if you were slimer lol

...it's meant as a compliment: allegedly. "

Allegedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had,

You really make me laugh,

It was probably my intent, but am I clown or was it laughing through pity or even at.

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"I got a message about my pussy looking good for its age. I responded with although there many miles on the click it's well serviced and kept lubricated "

Nice one!!

Some great ones here!

Three cheers for the verbally challenged (and I include myself in that! ). It certainly lightens my day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your stunning....I mean stunning but you would be even more stunning if you were slimer lol "

I've been told that myself Hun lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if this is one, it felt more like a slap in the face, delivered via a kick the balls..

You've got a hot body but your face is rather ugly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'You have sexy love handles.' I DO NOT HAVE LOVE HANDLES thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst ones have been from my OH when he's not thinking. The 'you'd be sexier slimmer' thing, also, 'You give the best bj's, what the other girl did was almost too good.'

Obv not the best then am I, silly div.

Toothy all the way for the next few then you knob lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The worst ones have been from my OH when he's not thinking. The 'you'd be sexier slimmer' thing, also, 'You give the best bj's, what the other girl did was almost too good.'

Obv not the best then am I, silly div.

Toothy all the way for the next few then you knob lol.

"

This made me laugh so hard...

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I once got told I suck as though I had no teeth!

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