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"Me " No hot women either!! Why do I feel like this is a stupid rule?..... | |||
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"Me No hot women either!! Why do I feel like this is a stupid rule?..... No no, don't want the hot label. I'm happy being here and average. Plus I love cake." Hmm, if you insist. I have some carrot cake here. For real. Want some? | |||
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"Me No hot women either!! Why do I feel like this is a stupid rule?..... No no, don't want the hot label. I'm happy being here and average. Plus I love cake. Hmm, if you insist. I have some carrot cake here. For real. Want some? " LOVE carrot cake. | |||
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"Me No hot women either!! Why do I feel like this is a stupid rule?..... No no, don't want the hot label. I'm happy being here and average. Plus I love cake. Hmm, if you insist. I have some carrot cake here. For real. Want some? " If he doesn't can I have it? I can't sleep, I'm craving sugar and I'm average! | |||
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"Me No hot women either!! Why do I feel like this is a stupid rule?..... No no, don't want the hot label. I'm happy being here and average. Plus I love cake. Hmm, if you insist. I have some carrot cake here. For real. Want some? If he doesn't can I have it? I can't sleep, I'm craving sugar and I'm average!" He?!? I'm a she | |||
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"Me No hot women either!! Why do I feel like this is a stupid rule?..... No no, don't want the hot label. I'm happy being here and average. Plus I love cake. Hmm, if you insist. I have some carrot cake here. For real. Want some? LOVE carrot cake." I'll put the kettle on. Also, welcome voluptuous & scarlet | |||
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"I think Fab should have a pic ratings option of 1-10 and that will determine our attractiveness. Yeh or Nae? " scales should always terminate at 11 | |||
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"Me No hot women either!! Why do I feel like this is a stupid rule?..... No no, don't want the hot label. I'm happy being here and average. Plus I love cake. Hmm, if you insist. I have some carrot cake here. For real. Want some? If he doesn't can I have it? I can't sleep, I'm craving sugar and I'm average!" I've a tin of Roses open | |||
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"Me No hot women either!! Why do I feel like this is a stupid rule?..... No no, don't want the hot label. I'm happy being here and average. Plus I love cake. Hmm, if you insist. I have some carrot cake here. For real. Want some? If he doesn't can I have it? I can't sleep, I'm craving sugar and I'm average! He?!? I'm a she " You didn't let me finish.....and my lack of sugar has caused temporary blindness. Quick, carrot cake or tin of roses (not the orange or strawberry ones) to restore my vision | |||
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"Me No hot women either!! Why do I feel like this is a stupid rule?..... No no, don't want the hot label. I'm happy being here and average. Plus I love cake. Hmm, if you insist. I have some carrot cake here. For real. Want some? If he doesn't can I have it? I can't sleep, I'm craving sugar and I'm average! I've a tin of Roses open" Ooo any strawberry ones left? I can make chocolate cake if thats any good? Who wants to lick the bowl | |||
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"I have a just out of date Panettone, anyone care for a slice?" That will make nice bread and butter pudding. If you make it tomorrow, it'll be in date | |||
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"I think new members should bring a cake, looks like we might run low..." You don't belong in here, too pretty by far! | |||
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"I think new members should bring a cake, looks like we might run low... You don't belong in here, too pretty by far!" Don't worry, we'll feed you cake until your not. | |||
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"scales should always terminate at 11" I wish my scales stopped at 11 (stone)! | |||
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"Me No hot women either!! Why do I feel like this is a stupid rule?..... No no, don't want the hot label. I'm happy being here and average. Plus I love cake. Hmm, if you insist. I have some carrot cake here. For real. Want some? If he doesn't can I have it? I can't sleep, I'm craving sugar and I'm average! I've a tin of Roses open Ooo any strawberry ones left? I can make chocolate cake if thats any good? Who wants to lick the bowl " yes you can have the strawberry ones and then can I lick the bowl | |||
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"Me No hot women either!! Why do I feel like this is a stupid rule?..... No no, don't want the hot label. I'm happy being here and average. Plus I love cake. Hmm, if you insist. I have some carrot cake here. For real. Want some? If he doesn't can I have it? I can't sleep, I'm craving sugar and I'm average! I've a tin of Roses open Ooo any strawberry ones left? I can make chocolate cake if thats any good? Who wants to lick the bowl yes you can have the strawberry ones and then can I lick the bowl " If you are feeding me the strawberry ones yes | |||
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"Me No hot women either!! Why do I feel like this is a stupid rule?..... No no, don't want the hot label. I'm happy being here and average. Plus I love cake. Hmm, if you insist. I have some carrot cake here. For real. Want some? If he doesn't can I have it? I can't sleep, I'm craving sugar and I'm average! I've a tin of Roses open Ooo any strawberry ones left? I can make chocolate cake if thats any good? Who wants to lick the bowl yes you can have the strawberry ones and then can I lick the bowl If you are feeding me the strawberry ones yes " go on then | |||
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"This is me... Middle of the road... " Yes, but it a yellow brick one that leads to some fabulous places x | |||
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"This is me... Middle of the road... Yes, but it a yellow brick one that leads to some fabulous places x" Oh it sure does, rainbows end is full of surprises ... | |||
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"hmm I'm late....I bet there's no cake left." The only reason in on fab is for cake ... There better be some, a slice or two of lemon cake please! | |||
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"hmm I'm late....I bet there's no cake left. The only reason in on fab is for cake ... There better be some, a slice or two of lemon cake please! " I know where you're coming from. When I first joined I saw people talking about cake and it must have given me the wrong impression about the site...apparently it's really about sex. I wish Mary Berry would start a website... | |||
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"hmm I'm late....I bet there's no cake left. The only reason in on fab is for cake ... There better be some, a slice or two of lemon cake please! I know where you're coming from. When I first joined I saw people talking about cake and it must have given me the wrong impression about the site...apparently it's really about sex. I wish Mary Berry would start a website..." Sex? On the internet? That'll never work. Would Mary Berry's website be a conduit to arrange and meet people from all over the UK for tea and cake? | |||
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"Some chocolate cake left.... never attempted to make lemon cake it is bit too complex for my cake skill level " Hmm your location is obscure...are you trying to hide cake from us? | |||
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"hmm I'm late....I bet there's no cake left. The only reason in on fab is for cake ... There better be some, a slice or two of lemon cake please! I know where you're coming from. When I first joined I saw people talking about cake and it must have given me the wrong impression about the site...apparently it's really about sex. I wish Mary Berry would start a website... Sex? On the internet? That'll never work. Would Mary Berry's website be a conduit to arrange and meet people from all over the UK for tea and cake?" That's a great idea! She does have a website but there is no forum, I'll email her with the idea! | |||
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"hmm I'm late....I bet there's no cake left. The only reason in on fab is for cake ... There better be some, a slice or two of lemon cake please! I know where you're coming from. When I first joined I saw people talking about cake and it must have given me the wrong impression about the site...apparently it's really about sex. I wish Mary Berry would start a website... Sex? On the internet? That'll never work. Would Mary Berry's website be a conduit to arrange and meet people from all over the UK for tea and cake? That's a great idea! She does have a website but there is no forum, I'll email her with the idea!" Tell her to get on Fab as well, so she can thank me in person | |||
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"I'm joining this club " Far too hot I'm afraid. You'll intimidate the other members. It's the sexy girls club for you. Gutted | |||
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"I'm joining this club Far too hot I'm afraid. You'll intimidate the other members. It's the sexy girls club for you. Gutted " No, my face is just average. They won't accept me in the sexy club | |||
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"ive orange juice.. was half price at morrisons so stocked up " Sits next too sassy, would you like some cake with that | |||
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"ive orange juice.. was half price at morrisons so stocked up Sits next too sassy, would you like some cake with that " o0o0o yummy.. ive got some custard creams | |||
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"ive orange juice.. was half price at morrisons so stocked up Sits next too sassy, would you like some cake with that o0o0o yummy.. ive got some custard creams " Ohh this is turning into quite some party!! Anyone got any cheese on sticks?! Crisps?? Or am I pushing it now? | |||
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"Average lady here with celebrations " Ohhh muffin pull up a chair | |||
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"I'm joining this club Far too hot I'm afraid. You'll intimidate the other members. It's the sexy girls club for you. Gutted No, my face is just average. They won't accept me in the sexy club" Hmm....not so sure. But ok, you can join. You'll have to sit next to me though. For initiation Also, welcome sassy, fockers & muffin. | |||
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"ive orange juice.. was half price at morrisons so stocked up Sits next too sassy, would you like some cake with that o0o0o yummy.. ive got some custard creams Ohh this is turning into quite some party!! Anyone got any cheese on sticks?! Crisps?? Or am I pushing it now? " didnt game4it have 40 bags of salt n vinegar she no longer wanted? | |||
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"I can safely state that I've never launched a thousand ships, but haven't sunk one either. " In that case, welcome | |||
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"Average lady here with celebrations Ohhh muffin pull up a chair " sits nicely and promises not to leave wrappers in the tin | |||
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"I have cheesy Doritos " You can't join both clubs that's cheating | |||
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"ive orange juice.. was half price at morrisons so stocked up Sits next too sassy, would you like some cake with that o0o0o yummy.. ive got some custard creams Ohh this is turning into quite some party!! Anyone got any cheese on sticks?! Crisps?? Or am I pushing it now? didnt game4it have 40 bags of salt n vinegar she no longer wanted?" Oh my god you are sooo right unsure wether they'd be allowed on this erm average thread though... Maybe they could chuck them over the wall | |||
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"I have cheesy Doritos You can't join both clubs that's cheating " You have no Beer | |||
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"As im decidedly average on the looks scale for the TV/TS world then I'm in. Can I have coffee though. Dont mean to be a pain." You're not a pain, mon in There was supposed to also be sex in this club as well as cake & snacks, we're not comfort eating, we're here for fun. Who's up for it? | |||
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"As im decidedly average on the looks scale for the TV/TS world then I'm in. Can I have coffee though. Dont mean to be a pain. You're not a pain, mon in There was supposed to also be sex in this club as well as cake & snacks, we're not comfort eating, we're here for fun. Who's up for it? " SEX well I'm not sure about that? I'm only here for the beer | |||
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"Ok, so we now have; where are the hot men, where are the sexy women & a bloody fugly revolution. I'm not one of the hot men but I'm not fugly either. So come join my 'pretty much in the middle, kinda good looking in the right light' collective. Together we won't turn heads but neither will we give anyone the boak. We'll have tea, cake & sex. Who's in?" My sort of thread, I think.... | |||
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"Did someone say cake? I've got a small mountain of roses to contribute. Though I've eaten all the purple ones. " Your not average though are you hmmm | |||
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"Ok, so we now have; where are the hot men, where are the sexy women & a bloody fugly revolution. I'm not one of the hot men but I'm not fugly either. So come join my 'pretty much in the middle, kinda good looking in the right light' collective. Together we won't turn heads but neither will we give anyone the boak. We'll have tea, cake & sex. Who's in? My sort of thread, I think.... " Welcome Steve although you maybe hot? | |||
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"I still have some christmas cake left " Are you free for decorating jobs any time soon lol | |||
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"Did someone say cake? I've got a small mountain of roses to contribute. Though I've eaten all the purple ones. Your not average though are you hmmm " I would say so. Way too many spare tyres for the hot thread (particularly after scoffing all the chocolates) but not cracked any mirrors recently. | |||
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"Oh budge up and let me in " We may need a Bigger Phone Box | |||
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"Oh budge up and let me in We may need a Bigger Phone Box " If we add an extension to the phone box can we join | |||
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"Oh budge up and let me in We may need a Bigger Phone Box " You'd be surprised how many can fit in a phone box | |||
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"Oh budge up and let me in We may need a Bigger Phone Box You'd be surprised how many can fit in a phone box " he will fit in easy Nette | |||
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"Oh budge up and let me in We may need a Bigger Phone Box You'd be surprised how many can fit in a phone box " If anyone would know, it's you | |||
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"Oh budge up and let me in We may need a Bigger Phone Box You'd be surprised how many can fit in a phone box If anyone would know, it's you " Errrrr excuse me ... Wasn't it I that found you beside a phone box | |||
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"We were going to take some pics whilst building the phone box extension to go on the DIY based avatar challenge thread... Squeezing in sounds much more fun! " | |||
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"Excuse me this is an average thread, there seems too be some erm rather more average, people trying to get in on the party ahem More than**" Name n Shame | |||
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"Excuse me this is an average thread, there seems too be some erm rather more average, people trying to get in on the party ahem More than** Name n Shame " Ohhh no no no moi I never name and shame but I see them up there ^^^ bloody hotties | |||
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"Excuse me this is an average thread, there seems too be some erm rather more average, people trying to get in on the party ahem More than** Name n Shame Ohhh no no no moi I never name and shame but I see them up there ^^^ bloody hotties " where is me celebration couple, them pics ..welll smacks lips nette | |||
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"pops head around the door, ooooo no wrong room " Yeah fugly room is next door! | |||
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"Excuse me this is an average thread, there seems too be some erm rather more average, people trying to get in on the party ahem More than** Name n Shame Ohhh no no no moi I never name and shame but I see them up there ^^^ bloody hotties where is me celebration couple, them pics ..welll smacks lips nette " They legged it to the hottie room | |||
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"pops head around the door, ooooo no wrong room Yeah fugly room is next door! " | |||
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"Excuse me this is an average thread, there seems too be some erm rather more average, people trying to get in on the party ahem More than** Name n Shame Ohhh no no no moi I never name and shame but I see them up there ^^^ bloody hotties where is me celebration couple, them pics ..welll smacks lips bleedin nette They legged it to the hottie room " Bleedin charmin lol | |||
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"pops head around the door, ooooo no wrong room Yeah fugly room is next door! " i know ive found it now thanks! | |||
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"*Wanders in munching jaffa cakes* Anyone want one?" is there any left for this little lady? | |||
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"I know my place I'm still sitting in the corner of the fugly thread " move up ive just been banished to here | |||
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"*Wanders in munching jaffa cakes* Anyone want one?is there any left for this little lady? " Of course *Hands packet over* | |||
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"Can we come in? We have cheesecake " I BLOODY love cheesecake! | |||
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"pops head around the door, ooooo no wrong room " Oh lots.of room for you I've even warmed your seat | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 03/01/14 15:21:43]" You don't belong in the fugly room x | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 03/01/14 15:21:43] You don't belong in the fugly room x" aww thanks neither do u but we can snuggle in the corner together | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 03/01/14 15:21:43] You don't belong in the fugly room x aww thanks neither do u but we can snuggle in the corner together " Deal x | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 03/01/14 15:21:43] You don't belong in the fugly room x aww thanks neither do u but we can snuggle in the corner together Deal x" mwahhhh | |||
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"*starts to strip*" We were supposed to come here with clothes on?! | |||
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"I am too sexy for this thread as well! " yes out you go escorts to the exit | |||
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"I am too sexy for this thread as well! yes out you go escorts to the exit" Are you the thread bouncer? | |||
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"I am too sexy for this thread as well! yes out you go escorts to the exitAre you the thread bouncer? " no ive sneaked in, there here for the taking in here | |||
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"I am too sexy for this thread as well! yes out you go escorts to the exitAre you the thread bouncer? no ive sneaked in, there here for the taking in here " Sneaked in.....naughty boy! | |||
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"I am too sexy for this thread as well! yes out you go escorts to the exitAre you the thread bouncer? no ive sneaked in, there here for the taking in here Sneaked in.....naughty boy! " were both clearly to sexy to be in here shhhhhhhh | |||
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"On the hunt for beer and pork scratchings Ok who the hell let these fitties in " lol not you again you sent me to the fuglys room earlier i just didnt fit in in there u havnt seen me ok! | |||
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"On the hunt for beer and pork scratchings Ok who the hell let these fitties in lol not you again you sent me to the fuglys room earlier i just didnt fit in in there u havnt seen me ok! " Lol oh I say keep your wig on yes me again I'm afraid | |||
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"On the hunt for beer and pork scratchings Ok who the hell let these fitties in lol not you again you sent me to the fuglys room earlier i just didnt fit in in there u havnt seen me ok! Lol oh I say keep your wig on yes me again I'm afraid " lol... alright im going hangs head and walks off to the fuglys room again | |||
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"I would just like to say, I'm loving all the good feeling & good vibes in this club. Thank you all for joining! " I've just found this thread! I'm pleased to know that I'm not alone in being down right average. | |||
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