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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

... slow roasted?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I prefer mine tasty with a splash of colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... slow roasted? "

ooo us bloke have feelings too ya'know....Allegedly

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"... slow roasted?

ooo us bloke have feelings too ya'know....Allegedly "

I could've said spit roasted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... slow roasted?

ooo us bloke have feelings too ya'know....Allegedly

I could've said spit roasted! "

Now me Bums Squeaking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... slow roasted?

ooo us bloke have feelings too ya'know....Allegedly

I could've said spit roasted! "

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"... slow roasted?

ooo us bloke have feelings too ya'know....Allegedly

I could've said spit roasted! "

I was just going to say that!

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"... slow roasted?

ooo us bloke have feelings too ya'know....Allegedly

I could've said spit roasted!

Now me Bums Squeaking "

I think that's a bit of a niche market.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"... slow roasted?

ooo us bloke have feelings too ya'know....Allegedly

I could've said spit roasted!

Now me Bums Squeaking

I think that's a bit of a niche market. "

I can lend you a big plug to stop the noise being heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... slow roasted?

ooo us bloke have feelings too ya'know....Allegedly

I could've said spit roasted!

Now me Bums Squeaking

I think that's a bit of a niche market. "

Pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... slow roasted? "

some of them need hung drawn and quatered as well

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By *B9 Queen OP   Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"... slow roasted?

ooo us bloke have feelings too ya'know....Allegedly

I could've said spit roasted!

Now me Bums Squeaking

I think that's a bit of a niche market.

I can lend you a big plug to stop the noise being heard "

A butternut squash would do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... slow roasted?

some of them need hung drawn and quatered as well "

Now Now, just coz you have Juggs dont mean your better than me..well yes it does but that aint the Point.

I'm urt i am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... slow roasted?

some of them need hung drawn and quatered as well

Now Now, just coz you have Juggs dont mean your better than me..well yes it does but that aint the Point.

I'm urt i am "

Lmao

juggs aint got nothing to do with it........its all down to SOME....blokes being full of shite.. and just punishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world's changing, men don't provide you what you want, when you want anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... slow roasted?

some of them need hung drawn and quatered as well

Now Now, just coz you have Juggs dont mean your better than me..well yes it does but that aint the Point.

I'm urt i am

Lmao

juggs aint got nothing to do with it........its all down to SOME....blokes being full of shite.. and just punishment "

We're none of us Perfect Luv, i'm very close i admit i just got to work on the Charm a bit more..And learn to Tie me own Shoelaces

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... slow roasted?

some of them need hung drawn and quatered as well

Now Now, just coz you have Juggs dont mean your better than me..well yes it does but that aint the Point.

I'm urt i am

Lmao

juggs aint got nothing to do with it........its all down to SOME....blokes being full of shite.. and just punishment

We're none of us Perfect Luv, i'm very close i admit i just got to work on the Charm a bit more..And learn to Tie me own Shoelaces "

Patience patience....you will get there one day..have faith

if not..try slip ons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... slow roasted?

some of them need hung drawn and quatered as well

Now Now, just coz you have Juggs dont mean your better than me..well yes it does but that aint the Point.

I'm urt i am

Lmao

juggs aint got nothing to do with it........its all down to SOME....blokes being full of shite.. and just punishment

We're none of us Perfect Luv, i'm very close i admit i just got to work on the Charm a bit more..And learn to Tie me own Shoelaces

Patience patience....you will get there one day..have faith

if not..try slip ons "

i always play safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a man should be shaken not stirred never hung drawn and quartered or even slow roasted and must always be treated as the gods they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a man should be shaken not stirred never hung drawn and quartered or even slow roasted and must always be treated as the gods they are "

Yerrrrr rite

maybe in your world

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

men are like a cream egg, how do you eat yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.

crystal"

Soy Sauce is just Sadism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.

crystal

Soy Sauce is just Sadism "

I forgot to mention the tenderising process first to assist the deep penetration of the marinade!

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.

crystal

Soy Sauce is just Sadism "

sticking marmite on me nipples is even better..specially if i dont tell them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.

crystal

Soy Sauce is just Sadism

I forgot to mention the tenderising process first to assist the deep penetration of the marinade!

crystal"

I think the Butternut Squash up the Jacksie would Tenderize enough..i need a lie down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.

crystal

Soy Sauce is just Sadism

sticking marmite on me nipples is even better..specially if i dont tell them "

Oooo i Luffs Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.

crystal

Soy Sauce is just Sadism

I forgot to mention the tenderising process first to assist the deep penetration of the marinade!

crystal

I think the Butternut Squash up the Jacksie would Tenderize enough..i need a lie down "

Whole ??? or in slices ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.

crystal

Soy Sauce is just Sadism

sticking marmite on me nipples is even better..specially if i dont tell them

Oooo i Luffs Marmite "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.

crystal

Soy Sauce is just Sadism

sticking marmite on me nipples is even better..specially if i dont tell them "

What if the guy likes marmite though? You could really freak him out and smear it between your legs!

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"men are like a cream egg, how do you eat yours "

just don't rush it its like eating a walnut whip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.

crystal

Soy Sauce is just Sadism

sticking marmite on me nipples is even better..specially if i dont tell them

What if the guy likes marmite though? You could really freak him out and smear it between your legs!

crystal"

NOW were talking, just need some Dips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.

crystal

Soy Sauce is just Sadism

I forgot to mention the tenderising process first to assist the deep penetration of the marinade!

crystal

I think the Butternut Squash up the Jacksie would Tenderize enough..i need a lie down "

I would prefer a pineapple up there-give you a challenge to retrieve it if the spikes are pointed the right way.

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.

crystal

Soy Sauce is just Sadism

sticking marmite on me nipples is even better..specially if i dont tell them

What if the guy likes marmite though? You could really freak him out and smear it between your legs!

crystal"

It would take him ages to remove it wouldnt it....hmmmmmm

good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.

crystal

Soy Sauce is just Sadism

sticking marmite on me nipples is even better..specially if i dont tell them

What if the guy likes marmite though? You could really freak him out and smear it between your legs!

crystal

NOW were talking, just need some Dips "

Sour cream?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.

crystal

Soy Sauce is just Sadism

sticking marmite on me nipples is even better..specially if i dont tell them

What if the guy likes marmite though? You could really freak him out and smear it between your legs!

crystal

NOW were talking, just need some Dips "

Im hoping the bloke provides them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You Two Ladies need Help lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer mine well marinated, especially with lime, ginger, soy sauce and chilli.

crystal

Soy Sauce is just Sadism

sticking marmite on me nipples is even better..specially if i dont tell them

What if the guy likes marmite though? You could really freak him out and smear it between your legs!

crystal

NOW were talking, just need some Dips

Sour cream?!"

marmite who is going to clean the vomit up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You Two Ladies need Help lol "

As you're offering, pass the Doritos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You Two Ladies need Help lol "

I may get it soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You Two Ladies need Help lol

I may get it soon "

you may

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex "

yerrrr

you are a "veggifcukerian"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex

yerrrr

you are a "veggifcukerian"... "

OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex

yerrrr

you are a "veggifcukerian"...

OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole "

lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex

yerrrr

you are a "veggifcukerian"...

OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole

lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat "

Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex

yerrrr

you are a "veggifcukerian"...

OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole

lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat

Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol "

Licking marmite off nipples aint painful.where as a butternut squash insertion can be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex

yerrrr

you are a "veggifcukerian"...

OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole

lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat

Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol "

That's the point! If there wasn't a reaction, it wouldn't be any fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex

yerrrr

you are a "veggifcukerian"... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex

yerrrr

you are a "veggifcukerian"...

OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole

lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat

Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol

Licking marmite off nipples aint painful.where as a butternut squash insertion can be "

I think i should call NHS Direct n ask if Marmite on the Bellend is Painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex

yerrrr

you are a "veggifcukerian"...

OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole

lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat

Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol

That's the point! If there wasn't a reaction, it wouldn't be any fun!"

Oh there would Certainly be a Reaction.

A Blood Curdling Scream

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex

yerrrr

you are a "veggifcukerian"...

OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole

lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat

Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol

That's the point! If there wasn't a reaction, it wouldn't be any fun!

Oh there would Certainly be a Reaction.

A Blood Curdling Scream "

*gets the gag in preperation*

What scream?!

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over a year ago


"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex

yerrrr

you are a "veggifcukerian"...

OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole

lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat

Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol

Licking marmite off nipples aint painful.where as a butternut squash insertion can be

I think i should call NHS Direct n ask if Marmite on the Bellend is Painful "

Gerrofffff i wouldnt waste it there..its to fooking expensive....peanut butter for the todger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex

yerrrr

you are a "veggifcukerian"...

OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole

lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat

Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol

That's the point! If there wasn't a reaction, it wouldn't be any fun!

Oh there would Certainly be a Reaction.

A Blood Curdling Scream

*gets the gag in preperation*

What scream?! "

Preparation H ? sometimes i do wonder

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over a year ago


"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex

yerrrr

you are a "veggifcukerian"...

OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole

lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat

Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol

Licking marmite off nipples aint painful.where as a butternut squash insertion can be

I think i should call NHS Direct n ask if Marmite on the Bellend is Painful

Gerrofffff i wouldnt waste it there..its to fooking expensive....peanut butter for the todger "

Oh so now i'm not worth £1.99..Hurummph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex

yerrrr

you are a "veggifcukerian"...

OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole

lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat

Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol

Licking marmite off nipples aint painful.where as a butternut squash insertion can be

I think i should call NHS Direct n ask if Marmite on the Bellend is Painful

Gerrofffff i wouldnt waste it there..its to fooking expensive....peanut butter for the todger

Oh so now i'm not worth £1.99..Hurummph "

Ohhhhhh i see you buy lidls.....tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex

yerrrr

you are a "veggifcukerian"...

OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole

lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat

Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol

Licking marmite off nipples aint painful.where as a butternut squash insertion can be

I think i should call NHS Direct n ask if Marmite on the Bellend is Painful

Gerrofffff i wouldnt waste it there..its to fooking expensive....peanut butter for the todger

Oh so now i'm not worth £1.99..Hurummph

Ohhhhhh i see you buy lidls.....tut tut "

Nope i got the large Jars with gold bits in for £1.99 each from the Market in Wigan last time i was up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex

yerrrr

you are a "veggifcukerian"...

OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole

lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat

Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol

Licking marmite off nipples aint painful.where as a butternut squash insertion can be

I think i should call NHS Direct n ask if Marmite on the Bellend is Painful

Gerrofffff i wouldnt waste it there..its to fooking expensive....peanut butter for the todger

Oh so now i'm not worth £1.99..Hurummph

Ohhhhhh i see you buy lidls.....tut tut

Nope i got the large Jars with gold bits in for £1.99 each from the Market in Wigan last time i was up there "

Lmao

well i didnt and its bloody expensive stuff for the branded stuff.....specially if its for todger painting

ps.......grab some for me next time ya go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex

yerrrr

you are a "veggifcukerian"...

OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole

lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat

Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol

Licking marmite off nipples aint painful.where as a butternut squash insertion can be

I think i should call NHS Direct n ask if Marmite on the Bellend is Painful

Gerrofffff i wouldnt waste it there..its to fooking expensive....peanut butter for the todger

Oh so now i'm not worth £1.99..Hurummph

Ohhhhhh i see you buy lidls.....tut tut

Nope i got the large Jars with gold bits in for £1.99 each from the Market in Wigan last time i was up there

Lmao

well i didnt and its bloody expensive stuff for the branded stuff.....specially if its for todger painting

ps.......grab some for me next time ya go "

It will make ya Bell Pushes look all Gold n Glittery

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Hung him from the ceiling and the rest is history x

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over a year ago


"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex

yerrrr

you are a "veggifcukerian"...

OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole

lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat

Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol

Licking marmite off nipples aint painful.where as a butternut squash insertion can be

I think i should call NHS Direct n ask if Marmite on the Bellend is Painful

Gerrofffff i wouldnt waste it there..its to fooking expensive....peanut butter for the todger

Oh so now i'm not worth £1.99..Hurummph

Ohhhhhh i see you buy lidls.....tut tut

Nope i got the large Jars with gold bits in for £1.99 each from the Market in Wigan last time i was up there

Lmao

well i didnt and its bloody expensive stuff for the branded stuff.....specially if its for todger painting

ps.......grab some for me next time ya go

It will make ya Bell Pushes look all Gold n Glittery "

They already resemble jelly tots....so jelly tots with a bit of gold stuff....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex

yerrrr

you are a "veggifcukerian"...

OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole

lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat

Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol

Licking marmite off nipples aint painful.where as a butternut squash insertion can be

I think i should call NHS Direct n ask if Marmite on the Bellend is Painful

Gerrofffff i wouldnt waste it there..its to fooking expensive....peanut butter for the todger

Oh so now i'm not worth £1.99..Hurummph

Ohhhhhh i see you buy lidls.....tut tut

Nope i got the large Jars with gold bits in for £1.99 each from the Market in Wigan last time i was up there

Lmao

well i didnt and its bloody expensive stuff for the branded stuff.....specially if its for todger painting

ps.......grab some for me next time ya go

It will make ya Bell Pushes look all Gold n Glittery

They already resemble jelly tots....so jelly tots with a bit of gold stuff.... "

Oh my!..I definately need a lie down now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a Term for a Fascination for Food Sex

yerrrr

you are a "veggifcukerian"...

OI Juggs..Its not me that wants to Turn someone into a Ruddy Spice Rack with a Vegetable Cubbyhole

lmao.......spoilsport.....or is that scaredy cat

Not scared its just that Pain makes me Eyes water lol

Licking marmite off nipples aint painful.where as a butternut squash insertion can be

I think i should call NHS Direct n ask if Marmite on the Bellend is Painful

Gerrofffff i wouldnt waste it there..its to fooking expensive....peanut butter for the todger

Oh so now i'm not worth £1.99..Hurummph

Ohhhhhh i see you buy lidls.....tut tut

Nope i got the large Jars with gold bits in for £1.99 each from the Market in Wigan last time i was up there

Lmao

well i didnt and its bloody expensive stuff for the branded stuff.....specially if its for todger painting

ps.......grab some for me next time ya go

It will make ya Bell Pushes look all Gold n Glittery

They already resemble jelly tots....so jelly tots with a bit of gold stuff....

Oh my!..I definately need a lie down now "

Oh i know how ya feel....my grandad always retired at this time of night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers Pal lol

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over a year ago


"Cheers Pal lol "

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over a year ago


"Cheers Pal lol

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and i was planning to nip over the Cemetary tonight n get you some Flowers. youve blown it now

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over a year ago


"Cheers Pal lol

and i was planning to nip over the Cemetary tonight n get you some Flowers. youve blown it now "

Wow.....dead flowers.....

Im gutted....prefer smothering the peanut butter meself

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Ooooh! Its one of those

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over a year ago


"Cheers Pal lol

and i was planning to nip over the Cemetary tonight n get you some Flowers. youve blown it now

Wow.....dead flowers.....

Im gutted....prefer smothering the peanut butter meself "

Nahh fresh as ya like, saw the cars go past this afternoon,Any type ya like as long as you dont mind being known as Rupert or RIP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheers Pal lol

and i was planning to nip over the Cemetary tonight n get you some Flowers. youve blown it now

Wow.....dead flowers.....

Im gutted....prefer smothering the peanut butter meself

Nahh fresh as ya like, saw the cars go past this afternoon,Any type ya like as long as you dont mind being known as Rupert or RIP "

LoL....Been called worse

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