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Did you make up new words to pop songs when you were a child.

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

We did at school, we changed Shang-A-Lang, to Shag-A Lad

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

What no one did this, just me.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I still make them up. I can't remember the words to most of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All in all it's just another prick in the hole.

Guess the song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

instead of im every woman i use to sing climb every woman....and it was only a couple of yrs back i realised what it was

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

We will rock you - we will fuck you

make me whole again - Lick my hole again

And through it all she offers me protection - And through it all she offers me condom

There's many more I just can't think of them, until song comes on radio, ipod etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but I still sing the wrong ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To name a shameful few...

T Rex..

Friends say he's fine, my friends say he's good. Everybody says he's just like robin hood

The Clash

I fought the lord and the lord won

(would make an excellent hymn )

Duran Duran

instead of Wild boys... i used to sing "White Boys"

Many Many Many more i misheard too..

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To name a shameful few...

T Rex..

Friends say he's fine, my friends say he's good. Everybody says he's just like robin hood

The Clash

I fought the lord and the lord won

(would make an excellent hymn )

Duran Duran

instead of Wild boys... i used to sing "White Boys"

Many Many Many more i misheard too..

Sarah "

Can i add... these were genuine mistakes and not done on purpose

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Where do you go to my lovely when your alone in your bed

Do you masturbate nightly or is just inside your head

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

All the time. I don't think I know many proper lyrics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

V does it now.

we have a right old barney when i laugh at what she is singing, then tell her the real words, not that it makes any bloody difference the next time lol

i rewrote outer space, by the prodigy, when i was a kid, however, the lyrics would be rather inappropriate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Informer...Snow,god how many times I used to mumble my way through that one in a nightclub

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By *1ckeyMan
over a year ago

Camberley


"I still make them up. I can't remember the words to most of them. "

Same here.

An all time favourite is magic moments:

I'll never forget

The smell of your sweat

From under your armpits

The smell was so strong

I couldn't stay long

I had to leave early

Magic moments....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still make them up. I can't remember the words to most of them.

Same here.

An all time favourite is magic moments:

I'll never forget

The smell of your sweat

From under your armpits

The smell was so strong

I couldn't stay long

I had to leave early

Magic moments....

"

our words for the same song were

it wasnth the grass

that tickled yer ass

it was my finger

i saw from the front

your fat hairy cunt

it looked like a stinger

maaagic mooooments

when 2 are so horny

maaagic mooooments

shave before its thorny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still make them up. I can't remember the words to most of them.

Same here.

An all time favourite is magic moments:

I'll never forget

The smell of your sweat

From under your armpits

The smell was so strong

I couldn't stay long

I had to leave early

Magic moments....

our words for the same song were

it wasnth the grass

that tickled yer ass

it was my finger

i saw from the front

your fat hairy cunt

it looked like a stinger

maaagic mooooments

when 2 are so horny

maaagic mooooments

shave before its thorny"

or

I remember the night

I needed a shite

and id waited for hours

so I jumped out the window

landed on the lawn

and shat in the flowers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can tell by the way I hold my balls,

I'm a woman's man and that ain't all.

Swing them to left, swing them to the right,

To sing like this I squeeze them tight.

If you're a woman, in need of some lovin,

Start suckin'my balls, suckin' my balls.

I aint fakin', when my body's shskin'

When you're suckin'my balls.

Ah, ah, ah, ah suckin' my balls, suckin' my balls.

Ah, ah, ah, ah suckin' my baaaaaaaaaalls ...now I can't walk

Barry Gibb eat your heart out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey you get off of my flowers (cloud) Rolling Stones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My one skin lies over my two skin.

My two skin lies over my three.

My threeskin lies over my foreskin.

Oh pull back my foreskin for me.

Pull back, pull back, oh pull back my foreskin for me...for me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the ribbon from your hair

Shake it loose and let it fall (to the floor)

Lay it down by your glass eye

on the shekf upon the wall (by the door)

It went on including lines like "put your false teeth in the glass", "disconnect your wooden leg" etc.... We thought it was hilarious as kids....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take the ribbon from your hair

Shake it loose and let it fall (to the floor)

Lay it down by your glass eye

on the shekf upon the wall (by the door)

It went on including lines like "put your false teeth in the glass", "disconnect your wooden leg" etc.... We thought it was hilarious as kids...."

should read shelf lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My one skin lies over my two skin.

My two skin lies over my three.

My threeskin lies over my foreskin.

Oh pull back my foreskin for me.

Pull back, pull back, oh pull back my foreskin for me...for me..... "

dude, we used to sing that, so you cant have made that up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't say I made it up. We just sang it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kenny rogers song Lucille

Four hungry children and a crop in the field

Became

Four hundred children ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bon Jovi -

Ride Cowboy Ride

became

Fly Cowboy Fly !!! That was for years until my friend put me straight

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By *ick111Man
over a year ago

Swindon

I still do it now, my wife despairs of me. I can't remember all the words so just add those that fit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ABBA - Take a chance on me/Take your pants down please.

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