FabSwingers.com forum: cheesiest chat up line......

By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

Time for a laugh, let's hear them!!!!!

Do you have pet insurance? because I'm gonna hammer that pussy.................

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By *ingleguy1973Man
over a year ago

peterborough

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Don't know

Neither do I but it's enough to break the ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall call you Titanic because later i will be going down on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a mirror in your knickers because I can really see my self in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much does a polar bear weigh?

Don't know

Neither do I but it's enough to break the ice

Thats one I've been using for ages, pretty good success rate as well. Except I say "Enough to break the ice, can I buy you a drink"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did an heaven missing an angel? Because you've got nice cans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like fruit? Well, suck on this: it's a peach

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

Lol these are great and so funny

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By *ingleguy1973Man
over a year ago

peterborough

"How much does a polar bear weigh?

Don't know

Neither do I but it's enough to break the ice

Thats one I've been using for ages, pretty good success rate as well. Except I say "Enough to break the ice, can I buy you a drink""

So that's where I've been going wrong. Note to self; remember to offer them a drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much does a polar bear weigh?

Don't know

Neither do I but it's enough to break the ice

Thats one I've been using for ages, pretty good success rate as well. Except I say "Enough to break the ice, can I buy you a drink"

So that's where I've been going wrong. Note to self; remember to offer them a drink."

Never offer to buy a girl a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a nice dress...could I talk you out of it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

matches sizzle when there wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put u & i together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put u & i together.

When God created YOU. He was showing off.

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By *uud 4-funMan
over a year ago

Dartford

Here are a few from the cheesy to the outrageous:

'Tired baby? - Coz you bin' runnin' round my head all day!

That dress looks great on you, but I bet it'd look even better on my bedroom floor.

Nice legs, -what time do they open?

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Would you like a seat ???

You're looking at it ................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey babes you don't look like your from these parts. Do you have any hull in you ?

Do you want some

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By *uud 4-funMan
over a year ago

Dartford

'can't believe we haven't had:

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

"'can't believe we haven't had:

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Pmsl ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're so hot. You make the cheese bubble that's underneath my foreskin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're so hot. You make the cheese bubble that's underneath my foreskin. "

rancid!

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By *ingleguy1973Man
over a year ago

peterborough

"How much does a polar bear weigh?

Don't know

Neither do I but it's enough to break the ice

Thats one I've been using for ages, pretty good success rate as well. Except I say "Enough to break the ice, can I buy you a drink"

So that's where I've been going wrong. Note to self; remember to offer them a drink.

Never offer to buy a girl a drink "

Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed?

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By *rencherMan
over a year ago

Derby

Dip my finger in my drink....touch the woman's sleeve with finger....utter the words...

"we must get you out of those wet clothes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a shag?"

"No!"

"Then do you mind lying still while I have one?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never offer to buy a girl a drink

Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed?"

It depends if You want to be seen as a lover or provider .

Guys seem to think that women like rich men . Which is wrong they like confident men that know what they want and are not afraid to go for it

Keep your money in your pocket and don't try to buy affection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're so hot. You make the cheese bubble that's underneath my foreskin. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I take you for a ride,well jump on this then.

Fancy a drink.come back to mine.

I've bought you a dress,try it on at my place.

Lovely colour lippy,can I try it with a kiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi my name is bond

No not james,

uni bond I'm here to fill your crack.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? (No Why?) Cuz I'm diggin' that ass!

On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9...... And I'm the 1 you need.

When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?

I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?

Hey can I follow you home? ("What?") Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams.

I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together.

Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.

Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?

You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on.

Hi, I'm going to have to ask you to leave! (Why?) The sign says NO SMOKING....and you are definitely SMOKIN!

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

I want you to know something but I'm too scared to tell you in person. So I'll just let the first 3 words of this sentence say it for me.

You must be a banana because I find you a peeling.

Hey, wanna come over to Myspace and Twitter with my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?

Is your dad a military general? Because when you walked by, my privates snapped to attention.

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

I'm not a weather man, but you could expect more than a few inches tonight.

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By *1ckeyMan
over a year ago

Camberley

This is cheesy:

My face will be leaving in 5 minutes, I'd like you to be on it....

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

I may be no Fred flintstone but I can make your bed rock

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Dip my finger in my drink....touch the woman's sleeve with finger....utter the words...

"we must get you out of those wet clothes"

That has the potential to be really annoying if I'm wearing dry clean only clothes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much does a polar bear weigh?

Don't know

Neither do I but it's enough to break the ice

Thats one I've been using for ages, pretty good success rate as well. Except I say "Enough to break the ice, can I buy you a drink"

So that's where I've been going wrong. Note to self; remember to offer them a drink.

Never offer to buy a girl a drink "

always ask for a drink instead.

shows you are all for womens equality.

mine

hey, wanna go out sometime? c'mon, lower your standards. i have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi my name is bond

No not james,

uni bond I'm here to fill your crack.

I had a guy get as far as hi my name is bond , when I replied what as is Basildon bond he ran. No idea why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be a snow flake as I have fallen for you.

Do you have a map? As I am and getting lost in your eyes.

My mate has sent me over to find out if you think I am cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got your arse insured lol

Nette

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By *i fem hunters OP Couple
over a year ago

london

Yep these are the real cheese but hillarious. Keep them coming!! Pardon the pun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone took the stars from the skies and put the twinkle in your eyes

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Out of two?

I'd give you one!

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By *obbley69Man
over a year ago

ts25

do you like chicken???

well suck this....its fowl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I see it you have two choices, you could stay here, get d*unk, wake up in a tangle of sheets regretting the excess of the night before. Or you could come home with me, wake up in a tangle of sheets regretting the excess of the night before, but at least I will be there to make you breakfast.

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By *rencherMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Dip my finger in my drink....touch the woman's sleeve with finger....utter the words...

"we must get you out of those wet clothes"

That has the potential to be really annoying if I'm wearing dry clean only clothes.

Well seeing as I now know that, if you and I bumped into each other socially I would ask about the cleaning requirements of your clothes before the dip - touch - utter routine

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your eyes are like spanners, when I look into them my nuts tighten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy - You remind me of someone who can't handle their drink/alcohol.

Girl - Really, how so?

Guy - I could drink you under the table all night long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remind me of a one night stand I'm about to have.

Me)Hey have you seen my new watch? It tells me if your wearing knickers and it says no.

Women) that's bollocks I am wearing them

Me) ah crap sorry its running fast

Hi I'm bull I'm from wales.

Do you have any welsh in you?

No?

Would you like some?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I see it you have two choices, you could stay here, get d*unk, wake up in a tangle of sheets regretting the excess of the night before. Or you could come home with me, wake up in a tangle of sheets regretting the excess of the night before, but at least I will be there to make you breakfast. "

That is actually quite good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab your coat you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grab your coat you've pulled

Im from autoglass ive come to fill your crack for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grab your coat you've pulled

Im from autoglass ive come to fill your crack for you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your arse is like 500 pounds. Every bloke would want it in their hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never offer to buy a girl a drink

Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed?

It depends if You want to be seen as a lover or provider .

Guys seem to think that women like rich men . Which is wrong they like confident men that know what they want and are not afraid to go for it

Keep your money in your pocket and don't try to buy affection "

Sorry but thats absolutely ridiculous! Just because a man buys you a drink doesn't mean he trying to buy your affection! I suppose offering you their seat or holding the door open means they think the woman is weak too??????

I like a man who is a gentleman.

Sick of this post feminist nonsense!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never offer to buy a girl a drink

Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed?

It depends if You want to be seen as a lover or provider .

Guys seem to think that women like rich men . Which is wrong they like confident men that know what they want and are not afraid to go for it

Keep your money in your pocket and don't try to buy affection

I like a man who is a gentleman.

You aren't like most women then and you should love me then. Going by that post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never offer to buy a girl a drink

Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed?

It depends if You want to be seen as a lover or provider .

Guys seem to think that women like rich men . Which is wrong they like confident men that know what they want and are not afraid to go for it

Keep your money in your pocket and don't try to buy affection

I like a man who is a gentleman.

Sick of this post feminist nonsense! "

I like a man who does this. And nothing wrong with asking "can I buy you a drink "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never offer to buy a girl a drink

Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed?

It depends if You want to be seen as a lover or provider .

Guys seem to think that women like rich men . Which is wrong they like confident men that know what they want and are not afraid to go for it

Keep your money in your pocket and don't try to buy affection

I like a man who is a gentleman.

Sick of this post feminist nonsense!

I like a man who does this. And nothing wrong with asking "can I buy you a drink "

So can I buy you a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sorry for my little rant back there and we are all entitled to our opinion but I believe the reason a lot of women don't find a lot of men very 'manly' is because they seem to enjoy demasculating him!

So...I happen to enjoy being a woman. I LIKE it when a man chats me up! Its fun.... I LIKE it when he asks me out for dinner...or buys me a drink....or opens the door for me...or gives up his seat for me. I like it because it makes me feel like the woman I am and allows him to be the man he is! Not because I am incapable of any of those things or because I am after his money but because it is mutually enjoyable experience.

Rant over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never offer to buy a girl a drink

Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed?

It depends if You want to be seen as a lover or provider .

Guys seem to think that women like rich men . Which is wrong they like confident men that know what they want and are not afraid to go for it

Keep your money in your pocket and don't try to buy affection

I like a man who is a gentleman.

Sick of this post feminist nonsense!

I like a man who does this. And nothing wrong with asking "can I buy you a drink "

So can I buy you a drink

Yes please but will have to be a virtual one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never offer to buy a girl a drink

Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed?

It depends if You want to be seen as a lover or provider .

Guys seem to think that women like rich men . Which is wrong they like confident men that know what they want and are not afraid to go for it

Keep your money in your pocket and don't try to buy affection

I like a man who is a gentleman.

Sick of this post feminist nonsense!

I like a man who does this. And nothing wrong with asking "can I buy you a drink "

So can I buy you a drink

With pleasure sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never offer to buy a girl a drink

Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed?

It depends if You want to be seen as a lover or provider .

Guys seem to think that women like rich men . Which is wrong they like confident men that know what they want and are not afraid to go for it

Keep your money in your pocket and don't try to buy affection

I like a man who is a gentleman.

You aren't like most women then and you should love me then. Going by that post

Well shame on them. Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never offer to buy a girl a drink

Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed?

It depends if You want to be seen as a lover or provider .

Guys seem to think that women like rich men . Which is wrong they like confident men that know what they want and are not afraid to go for it

Keep your money in your pocket and don't try to buy affection

I like a man who is a gentleman.

Sick of this post feminist nonsense!

I like a man who does this. And nothing wrong with asking "can I buy you a drink "

So can I buy you a drink

With pleasure sir!

And what would the young lady like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never offer to buy a girl a drink

Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed?

It depends if You want to be seen as a lover or provider .

Guys seem to think that women like rich men . Which is wrong they like confident men that know what they want and are not afraid to go for it

Keep your money in your pocket and don't try to buy affection

I like a man who is a gentleman.

Sick of this post feminist nonsense!

I like a man who does this. And nothing wrong with asking "can I buy you a drink "

So can I buy you a drink

Yes please but will have to be a virtual one

Virtual drink? Does that mean I have to save you liquid standing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never offer to buy a girl a drink

Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed?

It depends if You want to be seen as a lover or provider .

Guys seem to think that women like rich men . Which is wrong they like confident men that know what they want and are not afraid to go for it

Keep your money in your pocket and don't try to buy affection

I like a man who is a gentleman.

Sick of this post feminist nonsense!

I like a man who does this. And nothing wrong with asking "can I buy you a drink "

So can I buy you a drink

With pleasure sir!

And what would the young lady like

Glass of sancerre please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never offer to buy a girl a drink

Why ever not? Has the age of chivalry passed and I haven't noticed?

It depends if You want to be seen as a lover or provider .

Guys seem to think that women like rich men . Which is wrong they like confident men that know what they want and are not afraid to go for it

Keep your money in your pocket and don't try to buy affection

I like a man who is a gentleman.

Sick of this post feminist nonsense!

I like a man who does this. And nothing wrong with asking "can I buy you a drink "

So can I buy you a drink

With pleasure sir!

And what would the young lady like

Glass of sancerre please!"

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doors should be opened for ladies / chairs pulled out and costs offered if the lady is cold its the way things should be.

If you offer a lady a drink its just because you want to not that you think you stand to gain anything out of it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love sancerre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doors should be opened for ladies / chairs pulled out and costs offered if the lady is cold its the way things should be.

If you offer a lady a drink its just because you want to not that you think you stand to gain anything out of it.."

Conversation out of it I would like. Anything else is a bonus, but not my intention.

Also don't you mean "coat" not costs? Lol. Save costs for when you get serious/married, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup coat bloody typos

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Does this smell like chloroform to you ??? .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you like your eggs fried or fertilised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you like your eggs fried or fertilised"

Every woman should know. I like mine with a kiss

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

Is that a party going on in your mouth, can i cum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am sorry for my little rant back there and we are all entitled to our opinion but I believe the reason a lot of women don't find a lot of men very 'manly' is because they seem to enjoy demasculating him!

Rant over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that a party going on in your mouth, can i cum!"

I am sorry Kim, what did you say. I was lost in your eyes

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

"Is that a party going on in your mouth, can i cum!

I am sorry Kim, what did you say. I was lost in your eyes

I always look into a guys eyes as he cums x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that a party going on in your mouth, can i cum!

I am sorry Kim, what did you say. I was lost in your eyes

I always look into a guys eyes as he cums x"

Becareful when you do that as a guy may not have a good aim and may hit you in the eye, lol. Also that sounds so sexy and hot

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

"Is that a party going on in your mouth, can i cum!

I am sorry Kim, what did you say. I was lost in your eyes

I always look into a guys eyes as he cums x

Becareful when you do that as a guy may not have a good aim and may hit you in the eye, lol. Also that sounds so sexy and hot

Always where glasses for bukkakes lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that a party going on in your mouth, can i cum!

I am sorry Kim, what did you say. I was lost in your eyes

I always look into a guys eyes as he cums x

Becareful when you do that as a guy may not have a good aim and may hit you in the eye, lol. Also that sounds so sexy and hot

Always where glasses for bukkakes lol!"

Some may go on the forehead and dribble down though, lol. Secondly you probably look even more hot in glasses (if that's possible

). Anyway I think we are hogging the forum. PM me x

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