FabSwingers.com forum: Who would you never shag?

By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

What famous person would you not even poke with a shitty stick?

For me it has to be Sylvester Stallone - that face! Urgh!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Crikey, it's a big area, so many to choose from.

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By *s louWoman
over a year ago

Enniskillen

justin bieber lol - jumped up little ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What famous person would you not even poke with a shitty stick?

For me it has to be Sylvester Stallone - that face! Urgh!"

Hahaha I think I only liked him in one film!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"justin bieber lol - jumped up little ...."

I agree!! If my son turned out like that I would be mortified!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What famous person would you not even poke with a shitty stick?

For me it has to be Sylvester Stallone - that face! Urgh!"

or his mother shudders just thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Andrew lloyd webber....makes my skin crawl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some couple from here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your woman with the buck teeth that sometimes does loose women.

just that voice.

oh my life!!

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Some couple from here lol

Famous people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a hard one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jedward

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

My wouldn't shag list is much much longer than my would shag list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amongst others.... Katie Price(Jordan) for some reason I've always despised her..... Personality can go along way lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bruce forsythe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs Osbourne..... More lifts than Otis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More people than I would shag ... My thumbs couldn't cope with a the typing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George Cloony! I know some women rave about him but he does absolutely nothing for me. He has a big face!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Queen Victoria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John mcrirrick

ohhhhh that man is soooooooo gross.

any of the present government ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's loads but Mariah Carrey...god shes nauseating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Andrew lloyd webber....makes my skin crawl"

Yuck hes awful!Looks like he was born with his face turned inside out!Another yuck!- Paul Daniels!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's loads but Mariah Carrey...god shes nauseating "
So....you dont mind if i do then? cheers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Andrew lloyd webber....makes my skin crawl

Yuck hes awful!Looks like he was born with his face turned inside out!Another yuck!- Paul Daniels!"

Andrew is reported to have a rather large appendage but i still wouldnt

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

"What famous person would you not even poke with a shitty stick?

For me it has to be Sylvester Stallone - that face! Urgh!"

The vafe is a bit ropey but i'm sure that body could last a while !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate Moss - what's she all about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kanye west

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Russell brand, talentless prick

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

It would be a very long list but let's start with Cherie Blair, Hazel Blears, Yvette Cooper, Harriet Harman, and anyone with a beard or moustache.

Doctor Nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be a very long list but let's start with Cherie Blair, Hazel Blears, Yvette Cooper, Harriet Harman, and anyone with a beard or moustache.

Doctor Nasty"

picky fekker lol

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By *ebsCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Orpington/london

"What famous person would you not even poke with a shitty stick?

For me it has to be Sylvester Stallone - that face! Urgh!"

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By *ebsCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Orpington/london

"Russell brand, talentless prick "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ann Widdicombe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a hard one lol "

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Janet street porter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Katey Price aka Jordan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Katie Price, I know im probably one of the few that hasnt been through it but even this Pervert has SOME Standards

Gary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Russell brand, talentless prick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jo brand yuk!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whos that pig that presents horse racing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easier to ask who I would shag! The list of those I wouldn't is potentially endless, the other list is a lot shorter! Probably the easiest ones to out are the paedophiles though. No thanks Ian, Rolph, Jimmy et al.

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By *randmrsminxyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

THE KRANKIES

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

Naomi Campbell - i just wouldn't

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Any of the Kardashians

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

My cousins.

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By *exy young x bitchWoman
over a year ago

barnsley

Peter andre ewwww lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whos that pig that presents horse racing? "

Mc Cormick and his been Sacked...awwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whos that pig that presents horse racing? "

Clare Balding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Janet street porter

thats the fekkin one.

tell ya, if we were held hostage, and the only way to escape was to go through her, i would PAY you to take the bullet lol

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Jeremy Kyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nichols cage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jo brand yuk!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Janet street porter

thats the fekkin one.

tell ya, if we were held hostage, and the only way to escape was to go through her, i would PAY you to take the bullet lol"

that's awfully kind of you

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

Mrs Brown

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Tom Cruise - even if I was a gay man.

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

"Jo brand yuk!!!!

and Ann Robinson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any of the Kardashians "

agreed or any of them bloody real housewifes of orange county or similar programmes all false bodies, minds,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jo brand yuk!!!!

and Ann Robinson"

thats only cuz you couldnt handle her telling you your the weakest link. lol

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Posh Spice what po faced bitch,plus that dickhead Beckham has been there yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dawn French and Jo Brand along with a couple of hundred others.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Mel Gibson - racist, misogynistic homophobe.

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Edwina curry. What was john major and the ex mr. Currys thinking?

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Michael Gove

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

simon cowell

soooo vain

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Jim Davidson. Absolute cunt.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

John mccrillick

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Jim Davidson. Absolute cunt. "

Haha don't beat about the bush now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kevin Bacon and the bloke who won x factor last year with the beady eyes and make up to try and make him better, oh and Michael Douglas, how could you Catherine...bleughh.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Brad Pitt

George Clooney

Nicholas Cage

Jim Carrey

Jackie Chan

Jay-z

Kanye West

Simon Cowell

Bruce Forsyth

Len Goodman

Steve Buscemi...I'm on a roll...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frank Spencer

Nette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frank Spencer

Nette"

OOOOO Betty, I'm a Married maaan oo

Gary

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Jodie Marsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The small one from the crankies she looks just too young! Lol jayxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easier to ask who I would shag! The list of those I wouldn't is potentially endless, the other list is a lot shorter! Probably the easiest ones to out are the paedophiles though. No thanks Ian, Rolph, Jimmy et al."

I think you're probably too old for them anyway. And one of them's dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not too many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What famous person would you not even poke with a shitty stick?

For me it has to be Sylvester Stallone - that face! Urgh!"

Jordan. Vile bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Andrew lloyd webber....makes my skin crawl"

He's apparently hung like a pit pony. I suppose he'd have to be.

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Andrew lloyd webber....makes my skin crawl

He's apparently hung like a pit pony. I suppose he'd have to be. "

Yeah but his face is inside out and upside down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's loads but Mariah Carrey...god shes nauseating "

Totally agree with this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Princess Ann xx

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

John Prescott does nothing at all for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's loads but Mariah Carrey...god shes nauseating So....you dont mind if i do then? cheers."

Just put something large in her mouth. Shut the squealing bitch up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom cruise- he knocks me sick!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whos that pig that presents horse racing? "

John Mc Crirrick. ( or however its spelt)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your Mum!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Princess Ann xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim Davidson. Absolute cunt.

Haha don't beat about the bush now

Cunts are useful.

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

"Whos that pig that presents horse racing?

John Mc Crirrick. ( or however its spelt)"

AKA Uncle Bulgaria with skidmarks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"John Prescott does nothing at all for me

I once heard a funny statement on a radio program. The presenter suggested that being made love to, by John Prescott is comparable to a large wardrobe falling on top of you, with a small key sticking out of the lock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"John Prescott does nothing at all for me

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I quite like his intelligence and wit and while physically perhaps not the most attractive, his personality would make up for that for me.

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

[Removed by poster at 02/01/14 22:38:36]

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

"John Prescott does nothing at all for me

That made me laugh

Leonore, I get that, and it's ladies like you who give guys like me some hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ken dodd!!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"John Prescott does nothing at all for me

Fucking brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you're probably too old for them anyway. And one of them's dead. "

Yes, now, but I was young once too!

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