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"Sweet lord thats gross I can't even think " Play the game Floro... | |||
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"mr bean red or brown sauce on a sausage sarnie " Brown Lick a tramps armpit or foot | |||
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"mr bean red or brown sauce on a sausage sarnie Brown Lick a tramps armpit or foot " Armpit! Suck a cheesy cock or lick a fishy fanny? | |||
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"mr bean red or brown sauce on a sausage sarnie Brown Lick a tramps armpit or foot Armpit! Suck a cheesy cock or lick a fishy fanny?" Cheesy cock.... Suck a pussy with thrush or gonorrhoea | |||
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"mr bean red or brown sauce on a sausage sarnie Brown Lick a tramps armpit or foot Armpit! Suck a cheesy cock or lick a fishy fanny? Cheesy cock.... Suck a pussy with thrush or gonorrhoea " And I'll put away my sour cream dip now Thrush, but just a mild case please. Eat someone else's scab or toenails?? | |||
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"mr bean red or brown sauce on a sausage sarnie Brown Lick a tramps armpit or foot Armpit! Suck a cheesy cock or lick a fishy fanny? Cheesy cock.... Suck a pussy with thrush or gonorrhoea And I'll put away my sour cream dip now Thrush, but just a mild case please. Eat someone else's scab or toenails??" Toenails.. Lick a shitty bum or a farty bum? | |||
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"mr bean red or brown sauce on a sausage sarnie Brown Lick a tramps armpit or foot Armpit! Suck a cheesy cock or lick a fishy fanny? Cheesy cock.... Suck a pussy with thrush or gonorrhoea And I'll put away my sour cream dip now Thrush, but just a mild case please. Eat someone else's scab or toenails??Toenails.. Lick a shitty bum or a farty bum?" Farty bum,,,, Drink vomit or drink day old piss | |||
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"Dog poo Ant or dec!?" Dec Do simon cowell or David Cameron with a strap on?? | |||
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"cameron as hes fucking us all daily. let me fuck you or you fuck me with a strap on?" Fuck you!!! Whole wheat pasta or white pasta | |||
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"Apologies " Yeah try not to do ones that'll get the thread closed down!! | |||
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"Crap questions I know... Trying to think of better ones " White pasta Fist an arse with diarrhoea or fist a fanny with blue waffle | |||
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"Apologies Yeah try not to do ones that'll get the thread closed down!! " Or induce vomiting! | |||
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"Crap questions I know... Trying to think of better ones White pasta Fist an arse with diarrhoea or fist a fanny with blue waffle " Ooooooh Russ that's a good one... | |||
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"Whaaaaaaat!!!! Fist an arse! Used fag butts from pavement or used chewing gum from pavement?" Fag butt Lick a used condom or a used tampon | |||
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"This is so gross but yet I can't stop reading it (now off to google what a fanny with blue waffle is!) " NOOOO lol | |||
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"This is so gross but yet I can't stop reading it (now off to google what a fanny with blue waffle is!) " This makes me happy!! | |||
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"This is so gross but yet I can't stop reading it (now off to google what a fanny with blue waffle is!) This makes me happy!! " Ohhhhhh my eyes....the blue waffle explanation came with a photo *shudder* | |||
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"This is so gross but yet I can't stop reading it (now off to google what a fanny with blue waffle is!) This makes me happy!! Ohhhhhh my eyes....the blue waffle explanation came with a photo *shudder* " | |||
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"Moving on.... Only fools and horses or friends?" Friends... Would you rather eat a mushroom that held the answers to everything, but you have 24 hours to live Or Eat a bacon sandwich that made you the stupidest, witless, unluckiest person in earth and your life will be 209 years long | |||
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"Apologies Yeah try not to do ones that'll get the thread closed down!! " ^^^ This | |||
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"Quad Norking Tie up Jezebel and cover in glue and feathers or tie down Rugby and flog " Why does Ruggers get the flogging?? Not fair | |||
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"Quad Norking Tie up Jezebel and cover in glue and feathers or tie down Rugby and flog Why does Ruggers get the flogging?? Not fair " Cause I knew you'd enjoy the flogging | |||
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"Moving on.... Only fools and horses or friends?" Friends | |||
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"Would you rather be a penguin that doesn't like the taste of fish Or The most delicious chicken the world has ever known?" The penguin. Sumo wrestle naked with Susan Boyle or the guy from the go compare advert. | |||
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"Would you rather be a penguin that doesn't like the taste of fish Or The most delicious chicken the world has ever known? The penguin. Sumo wrestle naked with Susan Boyle or the guy from the go compare advert. " The go compare man! Sex in the rain or snow | |||
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"Would you rather be a penguin that doesn't like the taste of fish Or The most delicious chicken the world has ever known? The penguin. Sumo wrestle naked with Susan Boyle or the guy from the go compare advert. The go compare man! Sex in the rain or snow" Sex in the snow - I'd get it more often See your boss whilst out dogging or your other halfs best friend? | |||
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"Would you rather be a penguin that doesn't like the taste of fish Or The most delicious chicken the world has ever known? The penguin. Sumo wrestle naked with Susan Boyle or the guy from the go compare advert. The go compare man! Sex in the rain or snow Sex in the snow - I'd get it more often See your boss whilst out dogging or your other halfs best friend? " See my boss, so I could blackmail the prick. Wipe Ralgex on your gentalia or chili sauce in your eye? | |||
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"Swallow Star Trek or Star Wars?" Got to by Star Wars - glad you swallow btw Clotted Cream or Cum? | |||
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"Clotted cream " clotted cream full English breakfast or continental | |||
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"Clotted cream clotted cream full English breakfast or continental " Continental Orgasm or squirting | |||
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"Clotted cream clotted cream full English breakfast or continental Continental Orgasm or squirting" orgasm red or white wine | |||
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"Clotted cream clotted cream full English breakfast or continental Continental Orgasm or squirting" Orgasm Cum on face or in mouth | |||
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"Clotted cream clotted cream full English breakfast or continental Continental Orgasm or squirting orgasm red or white wine" white death by chocolate or a heart attack while having sex with a gorgeous man/woman! | |||
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"Clotted cream clotted cream full English breakfast or continental Continental Orgasm or squirting orgasm red or white wine white death by chocolate or a heart attack while having sex with a gorgeous man/woman!" Chocolate as you didn't say amazing sex | |||
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"Clotted cream clotted cream full English breakfast or continental Continental Orgasm or squirting orgasm red or white wine white death by chocolate or a heart attack while having sex with a gorgeous man/woman! Chocolate as you didn't say amazing sex " sex play or the cinema | |||
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"Clotted cream clotted cream full English breakfast or continental Continental Orgasm or squirting orgasm red or white wine white death by chocolate or a heart attack while having sex with a gorgeous man/woman! Chocolate as you didn't say amazing sex " that's true :P but I am sure it would be as amazing if you make it amazing! | |||
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"Clotted cream clotted cream full English breakfast or continental Continental Orgasm or squirting orgasm red or white wine white death by chocolate or a heart attack while having sex with a gorgeous man/woman! Chocolate as you didn't say amazing sex that's true :P but I am sure it would be as amazing if you make it amazing!" very true fish chips and mushy peas or seared scallops with black pudding and mint pea puree | |||
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"Clotted cream clotted cream full English breakfast or continental Continental Orgasm or squirting orgasm red or white wine white death by chocolate or a heart attack while having sex with a gorgeous man/woman! Chocolate as you didn't say amazing sex that's true :P but I am sure it would be as amazing if you make it amazing! very true fish chips and mushy peas or seared scallops with black pudding and mint pea puree " fish, chips and peas yum! Stay in and read a book or go out and get d*unk! | |||
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"Clotted cream clotted cream full English breakfast or continental Continental Orgasm or squirting orgasm red or white wine white death by chocolate or a heart attack while having sex with a gorgeous man/woman! Chocolate as you didn't say amazing sex that's true :P but I am sure it would be as amazing if you make it amazing! very true fish chips and mushy peas or seared scallops with black pudding and mint pea puree fish, chips and peas yum! Stay in and read a book or go out and get d*unk!" read a good book a nice walk through the woods or ride a bike instead | |||
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"A nice walk through woods Heels or flats" flats Costa or Starbucks | |||
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"A nice walk through woods Heels or flats" flats because I enjoy walks through the woods :P Dinner out and at home? | |||
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"A nice walk through woods Heels or flats flats because I enjoy walks through the woods :P Dinner out and at home?" Depends who i was cooking for but more likely both Skirt or trousers? | |||
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"trousers paddle or flogger " paddle! Hard and fast or slow and sensual! | |||
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"Fat Boobs or arse Arse Kermit or Miss Piggy " Kermit.. White or dark chocolate. | |||
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"Fat Boobs or arse Arse Kermit or Miss Piggy Kermit.. White or dark chocolate." Dark chocolate Salt n pepper ribs or vindaloo ? Ps can I bite your bum? | |||
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"Fat Boobs or arse Arse Kermit or Miss Piggy Kermit.. White or dark chocolate." Dark Muscles from Brussels or Ordinary Joe Public? | |||
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"Fat Boobs or arse Arse Kermit or Miss Piggy Kermit.. White or dark chocolate. Dark chocolate Salt n pepper ribs or vindaloo ? Ps can I bite your bum?" vindaloo Holiday abroad or UK? | |||
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"Fat Boobs or arse Arse Kermit or Miss Piggy Kermit.. White or dark chocolate. Dark chocolate Salt n pepper ribs or vindaloo ? Ps can I bite your bum? vindaloo Holiday abroad or UK?" Bite my bum I like having my bum spanked and bitten lol | |||
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"good job cake or sex" sex always prefer savory to sweet lol | |||
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"A nice walk through woods Heels or flats flats because I enjoy walks through the woods :P Dinner out and at home?" difficult one as i love cooking and love eating out out first time full fat cream or creame frieche and nite that uht milk as its shite sorry i lapsed in father Ted i love my brick. | |||
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"Full fat cream. Squirty or whipped " whipped everytime gin and tonic or vodka and lime | |||
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"Gin and tonic Lemon wedges or sliced. " lemon wedges cadburys cream egg or poached egg | |||
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"Gin and tonic Lemon wedges or sliced. lemon wedges cadburys cream egg or poached egg " Poached Would you rather be the worst ever player at a World Cup Or Be the best footballer in Tibet? | |||
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"Gin and tonic Lemon wedges or sliced. lemon wedges cadburys cream egg or poached egg Poached Would you rather be the worst ever player at a World Cup Or Be the best footballer in Tibet?" worst in the world cup harry potter or lord of the rings | |||
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"Gin and tonic Lemon wedges or sliced. lemon wedges cadburys cream egg or poached egg Poached Would you rather be the worst ever player at a World Cup Or Be the best footballer in Tibet? worst in the world cup harry potter or lord of the rings " Lord of the rings Punched in nuts or nuts trapped in zip? | |||
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"Gin and tonic Lemon wedges or sliced. lemon wedges cadburys cream egg or poached egg Poached Would you rather be the worst ever player at a World Cup Or Be the best footballer in Tibet? worst in the world cup harry potter or lord of the rings Lord of the rings Punched in nuts or nuts trapped in zip?" punch any day peter Kay or borat | |||
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"Gin and tonic Lemon wedges or sliced. lemon wedges cadburys cream egg or poached egg Poached Would you rather be the worst ever player at a World Cup Or Be the best footballer in Tibet? worst in the world cup harry potter or lord of the rings Lord of the rings Punched in nuts or nuts trapped in zip? punch any day peter Kay or borat " Borat Lick the floor of a public toilet or the floor of the local knocking shop??? | |||
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"Gin and tonic Lemon wedges or sliced. lemon wedges cadburys cream egg or poached egg Poached Would you rather be the worst ever player at a World Cup Or Be the best footballer in Tibet? worst in the world cup harry potter or lord of the rings Lord of the rings Punched in nuts or nuts trapped in zip? punch any day peter Kay or borat Borat Lick the floor of a public toilet or the floor of the local knocking shop??? " neither but for the game knocking shop to lick or nibble | |||
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"Gin and tonic Lemon wedges or sliced. lemon wedges cadburys cream egg or poached egg Poached Would you rather be the worst ever player at a World Cup Or Be the best footballer in Tibet? worst in the world cup harry potter or lord of the rings Lord of the rings Punched in nuts or nuts trapped in zip? punch any day peter Kay or borat Borat Lick the floor of a public toilet or the floor of the local knocking shop??? " Knocking shop (how dirty can a door knocker shop be?) Would you rather ejaculate one massive sperm the size of an anchovy Or Cum custard out of your ears every time a woman looks at you? | |||
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"If I could it would be the ejaculation of the anchovy. Get spanked with a leather belt or tied down and tickled with feathers. " Tickled Anal or oral | |||
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"If I could it would be the ejaculation of the anchovy. Get spanked with a leather belt or tied down and tickled with feathers. " tied down please is there a blindfold option kiss or lick | |||
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