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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

to diinfect their sweeties by picking them up off the floor and blowing on them before eating them. Or, is it something genetically programmed into them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I teach the 5 second rule lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I teach the 5 second rule lol"

my son uses the 5 second rule lol

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By *edhot4blkCouple
over a year ago

York/London/Crantock

we taught our kids once their sweets reach the floor its time they went in the bin....and thats where they went

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

i still use the 5 second rule ????

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"i still use the 5 second rule ???? "

i thought that was a male triat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"to diinfect their sweeties by picking them up off the floor and blowing on them before eating them. Or, is it something genetically programmed into them? "

You wouldn't if you worked in a hospital. Anything dropped on the floor there should stop on the floor

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I really dont remember. I guess if something was dropped on the carpet it would just of got picked up and popped in the mouth. Out on the street completly different but then 1) my son rarely had sweets 2) He didnt eat in the street

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

and coincidentally.... have just found a mint humbug in my trouser pocket while i was getting laundry ready......fluff all brushed off and it looks as good as new

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good


"i still use the 5 second rule ????

i thought that was a male triat "

not heard about my cock then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we taught our kids once their sweets reach the floor its time they went in the bin....and thats where they went"

Bit like tits really

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Depends where they're dropped - in the street they stay on the floor but otherwise 5 second rule and blow on em! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres an old saying , !! (The devil licked it , GOD BLESSED IT ) lol , xxx

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"Theres an old saying , !! (The devil licked it , GOD BLESSED IT ) lol , xxx "

but thats got nothing to do with sweets! Z

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

My 3yr old son works on the "if you put it down and he is eating it, then how can it be yours!" idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"to diinfect their sweeties by picking them up off the floor and blowing on them before eating them. Or, is it something genetically programmed into them?

You wouldn't if you worked in a hospital. Anything dropped on the floor there should stop on the floor "

In agreement - while we have, as a society become a bit obsessed with sprays and disinfectants, I would never eat or serve anything that had been on the floor, neither would my kids.

I am just picturing the little bugs nudging each other saying... Oy lets get on that sweet quickly before 5 secs are up, so they all run for it and you are buggered with your five second rule, folks

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"to diinfect their sweeties by picking them up off the floor and blowing on them before eating them. Or, is it something genetically programmed into them?

You wouldn't if you worked in a hospital. Anything dropped on the floor there should stop on the floor

In agreement - while we have, as a society become a bit obsessed with sprays and disinfectants, I would never eat or serve anything that had been on the floor, neither would my kids.

I am just picturing the little bugs nudging each other saying... Oy lets get on that sweet quickly before 5 secs are up, so they all run for it and you are buggered with your five second rule, folks "

Oh - I thought this was a light hearted thread - sorry - my mistake - I would never ever in a million years eat or allow any off spring of mine to eat anything that had been any where near any floor - bad bugs - bbbrrrrrrrr - what were we thinking! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember planking my then 2 year old down with a bowl of watsits so I could get peace and quiet on the phone for 5 minutes. She smashed them up and stuffed then down the sides of the sofa so I hoovered the sofa and while lifting cushions the oldest asked why I needed to do that I explained oldest kid says "but mum you might find my toffees" when I asked her why she stuffed them there I was told "so shorty wont eat them" then I remembered I had bought the toffees a week earlier and thought she had taken them to school as tuck - no she had stuffed them under the sofa cushions and was eating one a day when I was making the dinner

The sofa went in the bin along with all the toffee

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember planking my then 2 year old down with a bowl of watsits so I could get peace and quiet on the phone for 5 minutes. She smashed them up and stuffed then down the sides of the sofa so I hoovered the sofa and while lifting cushions the oldest asked why I needed to do that I explained oldest kid says "but mum you might find my toffees" when I asked her why she stuffed them there I was told "so shorty wont eat them" then I remembered I had bought the toffees a week earlier and thought she had taken them to school as tuck - no she had stuffed them under the sofa cushions and was eating one a day when I was making the dinner

The sofa went in the bin along with all the toffee

That is quite funny.. reminds me of when my boys, then about 3 and 4. Having moved into a new home, about five weeks later we found that there was a strange smell emerging from the dining room. We have no carpets in the house, just wooden and stone flooring due to asthma in the family so it could not be the soft furnishing... Eventually we discovered left over sausages, fish fingers and vegetable stuffed under the cupboard!!!

Shona

x x x "

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"I remember planking my then 2 year old down with a bowl of watsits so I could get peace and quiet on the phone for 5 minutes. She smashed them up and stuffed then down the sides of the sofa so I hoovered the sofa and while lifting cushions the oldest asked why I needed to do that I explained oldest kid says "but mum you might find my toffees" when I asked her why she stuffed them there I was told "so shorty wont eat them" then I remembered I had bought the toffees a week earlier and thought she had taken them to school as tuck - no she had stuffed them under the sofa cushions and was eating one a day when I was making the dinner

The sofa went in the bin along with all the toffee

Shona

x x x "

lol - long story short - mum used to look after my son when he was little - went to pick him up after work one day - she said he had been outside with her but apologised that he had been eating currants - i queried that as it wasn't a bad thing surely - she said - nope - rabbit currants - the pet rabbits had been out of their hutches and he had eaten some poo! he has never been ill and is nearly 6ft at 15 years old Z

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"to diinfect their sweeties by picking them up off the floor and blowing on them before eating them. Or, is it something genetically programmed into them? "

It's just sprinkles.

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

and who among us puts things far worse than dropped sweets in our mouth????? and as adults we tell kids off ?????? lmao no matter how much you wash that area theres all kinds of germs lurking lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"and who among us puts things far worse than dropped sweets in our mouth????? and as adults we tell kids off ?????? lmao no matter how much you wash that area theres all kinds of germs lurking lol "

He he he bet there are some rimmers who won't eat a fruit pastel off the floor!

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"and who among us puts things far worse than dropped sweets in our mouth????? and as adults we tell kids off ?????? lmao no matter how much you wash that area theres all kinds of germs lurking lol

He he he bet there are some rimmers who won't eat a fruit pastel off the floor! "

lol i bet theres some OCD's out there who are cleanliness freaks who do stuff that don't go with the disorder lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"and who among us puts things far worse than dropped sweets in our mouth????? and as adults we tell kids off ?????? lmao no matter how much you wash that area theres all kinds of germs lurking lol

He he he bet there are some rimmers who won't eat a fruit pastel off the floor!

lol i bet theres some OCD's out there who are cleanliness freaks who do stuff that don't go with the disorder lol "

The OCD thing is an odd one! Bet they have a clean house though

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

not if i've been round lol ( i secretly hide something and check on the next visit lol )

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

I was always bought up on the "bit of dirt never hurt" regime!!!

Hence i am a DIIIIIIIIRTY girl now!!

LOL

Mind you - i dont get ill that often, so it says summat

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