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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Only bones ive broken were my collar bone and had a stress fracture to my foot from doing too much drill when i was in the ATC

So what have you lot broken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke my Knee cap clean in half 7 years ago and still have Major problems now

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

One toe. Pissed as a fart. Kicked the wooden bar barefoot trying to escape my friend who was attempting to throw a bucket of cold water over my head.

He still got me.

Ah how I miss running my own pub. Good times, excluding the broken toe ! X

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No bones but many hearts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my arm in three places and both feet rescuing orphans from a burning, tiger infested building.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

not me but my daughter broke her toe getting it stuck down a plug hole in a walk in shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have broken my leg sledding as a kid.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Only broken a couple of ribs when I was 17 defending myself in a nightclub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite a break, but a hairline fracture of the upper jaw in two places.

I broke a bone in my hand working on a motorbike.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have broken about 5mm of bone off the end of one of my fingers lol.

thats it in nearly 40 years of life, which saying i have been in 2 bad car accidents, isnt bad going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've broken lots lol. My xrays look like a jigsaw x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only bones ive broken were my collar bone and had a stress fracture to my foot from doing too much drill when i was in the ATC

So what have you lot broken?"

My nose, while at school, when involved in a fight. He punched me after the teacher had broken us up...!!! I was fuming but couldn't do anything!!

I was internally excluded for 2 days and couldn't go on a trip somewhere. I was actually a bit of a swot at school, so the looks of disappointment I received from my teachers when they'd walk past the desk i was sat at, outside the heads office, hurt way more than the punch.

Don't think I've had a fight since - unless naked pillow fights count...

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

T nothing more than a few nails

M - embarrassingly quite a lot!

Both wrists, (twice) both left and right fibulas (twice), Tallas, various ribs and fingers... Hopefully that's it! Was like a walking (or not as the case may be) plaster cast!

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By *AMES19620Man
over a year ago

newport

i was tested for brittle bones when i was a kid . i was never out of plaster for many years the conclusion was i was just a clumsy kid lol

its true

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Left arm at school

Cracked ribs, fractured cheekbone and broken nose in martial arts.... should learn not to drop my guard lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i was tested for brittle bones when i was a kid . i was never out of plaster for many years the conclusion was i was just a clumsy kid lol

its true"

Snap.. my mother was also investigated for possible abuse. Till I tripped in the waiting room while they talked to my mum and badly bruised my face and finger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leg when I feel off a rope swing when I was 10. then Both arms, collar bone, several ribs, leg in 3 places, some toes, couple of fingers and some other bits all in one go lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

eakk some painful breaks

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"i was tested for brittle bones when i was a kid . i was never out of plaster for many years the conclusion was i was just a clumsy kid lol

its true

Snap.. my mother was also investigated for possible abuse. Till I tripped in the waiting room while they talked to my mum and badly bruised my face and finger. "

I had a bone density scan too as I was constantly breaking bits of me, was told I was just unlucky and nothing wrong with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starting from the top...Cheek bone, nose, collar bone, five of my ribs, pelvis, three fingers and a toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I broke my arm in three places and both feet rescuing orphans from a burning, tiger infested building. "

I rescued orphans from a burning, tiger infested building WITH broken arms, legs, ribs & a fractured skull!!

Bloody Tigers, why cant they use the ashtrays!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've broken virtually every bone in my body

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Both wrists

Two toes

Shoulder

Bum bone

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've broken virtually every bone in my body

Aww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I broke my arm in three places and both feet rescuing orphans from a burning, tiger infested building.

I rescued orphans from a burning, tiger infested building WITH broken arms, legs, ribs & a fractured skull!!

Bloody Tigers, why cant they use the ashtrays!!

Haha!

So that was you I had to go back in for and carry out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my collarbone falling down a hill taking "shortcut" one day, it still doesn't look right years later.

Had my nose broken when I was 13 by a 28 year old guy for wearing the wrong coloured football shirt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

im officially sensible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I broke my arm in three places and both feet rescuing orphans from a burning, tiger infested building.

I rescued orphans from a burning, tiger infested building WITH broken arms, legs, ribs & a fractured skull!!

Bloody Tigers, why cant they use the ashtrays!!

Haha!

So that was you I had to go back in for and carry out? "

Lolz

Yep, but that was after I went back in to save the

tigers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I broke my arm in three places and both feet rescuing orphans from a burning, tiger infested building.

I rescued orphans from a burning, tiger infested building WITH broken arms, legs, ribs & a fractured skull!!

Bloody Tigers, why cant they use the ashtrays!!

Haha!

So that was you I had to go back in for and carry out? "

See.....this is why I love the forums!! xxxxx

xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I broke my arm in three places and both feet rescuing orphans from a burning, tiger infested building.

I rescued orphans from a burning, tiger infested building WITH broken arms, legs, ribs & a fractured skull!!

Bloody Tigers, why cant they use the ashtrays!!

Haha!

So that was you I had to go back in for and carry out?

Lolz

Yep, but that was after I went back in to save the

tigers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Several toes

Thumb (twice, same one!)

Fractured ribs

Twisted spine and dislocated shoulder (which apparently almost caused a break in my spine)

Plus a few others

95% horse related

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Np bokens broken or fractured.

I am not a good patient if in pain. They would have to sedate me before they could touch me.

I had the implant and was very scared. He kept poking it and I was getting rather rude abrupt and cross with him. I told him to stop poking it. He told me he had to check it was in. I think I reminded him he put it in there so of course it was bloody in there!

I did have a cry on the way home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bone in my ankle.

Not sure how I haven't broken more bones, nearly broke my pelvis a couple of years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Several toes

Thumb (twice, same one!)

Fractured ribs

Twisted spine and dislocated shoulder (which apparently almost caused a break in my spine)

Plus a few others

95% horse related

Mine was one motorbike crash

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When I was at school my mate broke my balsa wood glider so I broke his nose

Well I was only 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fractured one wrist and fucked the ligaments in the other falling off my bike. The ligaments took longer to heal. Life gets complicated when you do both at the same time.

Fractured some ribs on a couple of occassions, once bounce off a car, the other stage diving at a gig.

Think that's it

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Left arm in 5 places

2 pins and 22 years later - still going strong

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Only bones ive broken were my collar bone and had a stress fracture to my foot from doing too much drill when i was in the ATC

So what have you lot broken?"
i was in the atc .. no girls allowed at that time

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Left arm in 5 places

2 pins and 22 years later - still going strong

Rugby accident by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both wrists

Two toes

Shoulder

Bum bone "

how did you break you bum bone then?

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By *landfordfabbersCouple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

Nose, ankle, foot, wrist, ribs... All a couple times, mega clumsy!!

Dislocated my knee a lot too but been good lately lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of em

Skull

Nose three times

Both collar bones

Right arm twice

Three fingers

Left wrist

Two ribs

Left hip

Both kneecaps twice + drilled through my left one ... Dont ask

Left lower leg

Left ankle has a pin

Three toes on left

Little toe on right

Lucky Gary

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

None at all.

I'm very lucky when it comes to physical harm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken leg broken arm , knee ligaments , ankle ligaments , shin splints, cartlidge damage ... Oh I still do love playing football !

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I broke my right wrist when I did the splits on some wet lino pulled ligaments in the right leg about 6 years ago.

Think I am pretty lucky thankfully . Touch wood.

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Broke some ribs in two places, Dudley and Wolverhampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

collar bone and couple of fingers.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i fractured my arm falling out of a tree when i was little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone gave me a bear hug and broke a rib (mine).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken nose

Broken right wrist

Broken left arm

Too many broken toes that I have lost count!

And a chipped coccyx

All courtesy of horses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm be easier to say what I haven't broke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmmm be easier to say what I haven't broke

lol either way whats the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only bones ive broken were my collar bone and had a stress fracture to my foot from doing too much drill when i was in the ATC

So what have you lot broken?"

Only ever broken two ribs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just a toe on each foot, left one first, broke it when I was doing roly polys down a hill, got it caught in a rabbit hole...... right one a week later, doing the same thing..... and the same bloody rabbit hole!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm be easier to say what I haven't broke

lol either way whats the list

Ok what I've broken.

Both ankles(right pinned), left kneecap, 7 ribs (3 plated), all fingers, left wrist, right hand, collar bone, jaw, cheek and a metal plate in forehead to

Think that's all, I lose count, think I best start planning my funeral at this rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liz has broken todate :-

Skull, both orbital lobes

Left arm twice (3 ops)

Right arm twice

Left leg broken knee and ruputured cruciate ligament(reconstructed)

Right leg broken knee and cartlidge trimmed

All my toes (horses have restricted sight when it comes to your feet lol)

Ribs numerous

Nose

Cheek /eye socket cracked

But her major problem is hyper mobile joints, darent let her do the Okey jokey...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind you, ive torn my hamstring really badly ,oooooo so bloody painful too

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Broke my finger 2 years ago and my nose first game of this season not bad in 25 years playing rugby

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By *otebonydeluxeWoman
over a year ago

earls barton

Left elbow when 10. then again 4 years ago. Now have a slightly bent arm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once Broke into a Five pound note..nearly gave me a Heart attack

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

i broke all my ribs falling off a death slide ..well i didt exactly fall off ..i forgot to take hold before i jumped off ...i know ehhh ??? ... still baffles me to this day how i done that but reckon i was just in too much of a hurry for the adrenalin rush !!! the punches in my back to start my breathing again soon took the buzz out of it !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My right ankle 6 times.

My left wrist - full dislocation and operation to pull back into place.

Chipped my right knee cap

Cracked a few ribs.

Cracked my skull at school

Neck injury n not a break but lost of muscle damage. Left me partially paralysed on right side for nearly a week.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

None.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just a toe on each foot, left one first, broke it when I was doing roly polys down a hill, got it caught in a rabbit hole...... right one a week later, doing the same thing..... and the same bloody rabbit hole!!!

Not laughing because it must've been painful; no, definitely not!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fractured cheekbone

Both scaphoid bones

Nose 3 times

Third finger right hand

Chipped a lump off left hip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, nada, zilch. Charlie

Coller bone, three ribs motor bike accident. Ian .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nose 3 times

Collarbone 2 times

Shoulder blade

Wrist

3 vertebrae

Hand twice

Multiple fingers

Tibia

Fibia

Ankle

Both feet

6 toes

Gotta love a life involving motorbikes and rugby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and the mrs broke a few nails!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and about 10 ribs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not laughing because it must've been painful; no, definitely not!!

I can hear you sniggering......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken big toe sparring at Tae Kwon Do.

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By *rencherMan
over a year ago

Derby

Right arm falling over when I was really young

Right leg when I came off second best to a car in a hit and run accident...

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By *regboy49Man
over a year ago

Sandhurst

I've broken my foot, toe and wrist through work, my fingers, dislocated my thumb, fingers and jaw as well as having a few teeth knocked out that's apart from concussion cuts split tongue all in aide to keep fit playing water-polo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cracked ribs, broken collarbone & toes courtesy of various horse riding accidents as a teenager.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only bones ive broken were my collar bone and had a stress fracture to my foot from doing too much drill when i was in the ATC

So what have you lot broken?"

Nothing, I drink full fat milk.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

toes, metatarsal, wrist in 3 places, hip, ribs, damaged knee ligament, ripped muscles, dislocated shoulder, shredded nerves tendons and muscle in my hand...

I have my own ambulance and hospital room now!!!

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

Broke my neck in 5 places in a car accident .... in a coma for 10 days, head traction for 4 weeks followed by 2 months full body brace

Thanks to the fantastic surgeons and staff at Stoke Mandeville, made a full recovery well apart from a slight twinge when weather cold

also put my jaw out too

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