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Best Piece of Advice You've received

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So what's the piece of advice that stays with you?

My Dad always said "the glass is half full not half empty."

My Grandad - "treat others, as you would want them to treat you."

And my best friend - never stay with a man who leaves the toilet seat up !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother said , " never trust a man who wipes his cock on your nets !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't eat yellow snow,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mother said , " never trust a man who wipes his cock on your nets !""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont lick the light socket,

I should have listened

Gary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Dad (r.i.p) once told me that when on a night out always tear the corner off the note you use to pay for your round.If they say you only gave a £10 and not a£20 you just say you have a £20 note in your till but I have its corner

Its happened to me only once but great advice pops

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My mum....learn how to cook you don't want your man going else where for his dinner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always have £20 in you're sock when going out so that you always have get home money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my grandad always told me "never go to bed on an argument"

grandparents have been married 50 + years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always have £20 in you're sock when going out so that you always have get home money

"

I tried that n all those fifty pence pieces crippled me

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Always change your boxers ..........every day ............in case you get run over .............my mum ............

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mum....learn how to cook you don't want your man going else where for his dinner! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mother said , " never trust a man who wipes his cock on your nets !""

I love that! I'll share this piece of wisdom with my kids

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"My mother said , " never trust a man who wipes his cock on your nets !""

What a character your old Mum was.. by the sound of her Mumisims' she was a wise old bird.

did you get the steamer ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live for today, as everything you have is just borrowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend in primary school told me if your hot in bed, take your socks off. It may seem obvious now, but I was like ten at The time and it really was the best piece of advice I'd received lol. Lauz xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry about things you can't change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop the foreign accent and speak like a BBC newsreader in order to get ahead in this part of the world, given to me by my EFL teacher back in 1979 when I came to UK to attend boarding school.

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

never pat a hedgehog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never pat a hedgehog "
or stand on a Stone Fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a) if someone says"i am crap at lying so I don't lie" they're fucking lying

b) the people you need to be wary of are the ones who keep telling you things you like hearing.

c) DFIU- don't fuck it up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drop the foreign accent and speak like a BBC newsreader in order to get ahead in this part of the world, given to me by my EFL teacher back in 1979 when I came to UK to attend boarding school. "

Did you do it? Did it work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't fart if you have the runs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lender nor a borrower be and cash is king

My grandad told me that and ive lived by it

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By *randmrsminxyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

My dad said , manners maketh a man . so i always say please and thankyou .Even when i know its going to go over the recipients head sometimes .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust your instincts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother also gave me 3 more pearls of wisdom,

When you reach 50,

Never trust a fart.

Never pass a toilet always use it.

If you get an erection, use it, even if you are alone !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mother also gave me 3 more pearls of wisdom,

When you reach 50,

Never trust a fart.

Never pass a toilet always use it.

If you get an erection, use it, even if you are alone !"

as old fella i used to work with gave me the same advice.

when you get an erection, use it, you never know if its your last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even if I'm sat on a bus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even if I'm sat on a bus? "

you wouldnt be the first lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your big gob shut Jinty!

Shoulda listened....many times...ah well.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton


"My mum....learn how to cook you don't want your man going else where for his dinner! "

deep advice

oldskool but they say The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...

or knife through his heart joke.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"my grandad always told me "never go to bed on an argument"

grandparents have been married 50 + years "

They manage by thumping seven kinds of shite out of each other before bed time.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"My dad said , manners maketh a man . so i always say please and thankyou .Even when i know its going to go over the recipients head sometimes . "

Please don't punch me in the face? Thankyou for only punching one side of my face ? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. Appreciate them all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my grandad always told me "never go to bed on an argument"

grandparents have been married 50 + years

They manage by thumping seven kinds of shite out of each other before bed time."

LOL!!! But great advice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very easy one

Nickleback Song :- If today was your last day

And I'm being totally serious

X

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