FabSwingers.com forum: The d*unken rambling thread!

By *roovychild OP Man
over a year ago

East Molesey

I've come up with an idea that will help us all save face in the morning.

D*unk? Got something to say to some one either face to face, text, email, social media but not sure if you should?

Post it here for advice from the members....

I'll be back for advice about whether to text Debbie from the pub when I'm a bit more d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

POPCORN!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"POPCORN!"

Make that two portions!

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By *roovychild OP Man
over a year ago

East Molesey

It works! How embarrassed would you have been face booking that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I text my ex to say I am glad our divorce has finally come through and I hope her tits drop off in 2014!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should I text my ex to say I am glad our divorce has finally come through and I hope her tits drop off in 2014!?

of course you should!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've come up with an idea that will help us all save face in the morning.

D*unk? Got something to say to some one either face to face, text, email, social media but not sure if you should?

Post it here for advice from the members....

I'll be back for advice about whether to text Debbie from the pub when I'm a bit more d*unk.

Deffo text Debbie from the pub...shes gagging for you and doesn't know what shes missing...if she plays hard to get then ring her every half hour until she answers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should I text my ex to say I am glad our divorce has finally come through and I hope her tits drop off in 2014!?

Yes...yes should also tell her that you shagged her sister and she gave better bj's, that one's always a winner

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Are we all clear now!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've come up with an idea that will help us all save face in the morning.

D*unk? Got something to say to some one either face to face, text, email, social media but not sure if you should?

Post it here for advice from the members....

I'll be back for advice about whether to text Debbie from the pub when I'm a bit more d*unk.

Deffo text Debbie from the pub...shes gagging for you and doesn't know what shes missing...if she plays hard to get then ring her every half hour until she answers

Your not showing enough enthusiasm unless its every two minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we all clear now!!!!!"

You missed one

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

For those who don't understand

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I spot one already lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I spot one already lol

Nah she got that one, hmmmm keep looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should I text my ex to say I am glad our divorce has finally come through and I hope her tits drop off in 2014!?

Yes...yes should also tell her that you shagged her sister and she gave better bj's, that one's always a winner

Nice suggestion. She is livid... her sister has been dead for 7 years, but I said even her lipless corpse was better at BJs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i just say that ive had a few drinks.. mis spell a few words to make it look a little bit real and then use 'ive had a few drinks' ass an excuse to type shite n lovey dovey shite?

*hiccup*

love you all

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"can i just say that ive had a few drinks.. mis spell a few words to make it look a little bit real and then use 'ive had a few drinks' ass an excuse to type shite n lovey dovey shite?

*hiccup*

love you all

You been on the squash again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i just say that ive had a few drinks.. mis spell a few words to make it look a little bit real and then use 'ive had a few drinks' ass an excuse to type shite n lovey dovey shite?

*hiccup*

love you all

You been on the squash again lol "

god dammit,, was it my perfect spelling that gave it away? haha xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"can i just say that ive had a few drinks.. mis spell a few words to make it look a little bit real and then use 'ive had a few drinks' ass an excuse to type shite n lovey dovey shite?

*hiccup*

love you all

You been on the squash again lol

god dammit,, was it my perfect spelling that gave it away? haha xx "

Lol I just know you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I just know you lol "

u must send me that therapy session bill

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

I just shagged Debbie from the pub,happy days.

Do you think I should tell groovy guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My names Debbie... I work at the pub.....

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

gazy balow shaid thershz more than them than ush hic eh ?% x

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I agree, fook gazy balow in the ass

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I agree, fook gazy balow in the ass

whose gazy balow

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Gazy who

Fuck me tip in hand white rusk ins really don't go together

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"POPCORN!"

They don't put butter on it at cinemas anymore (health issues an'all that)

*courtesy of the half cut information department*

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Salt and sweet popcorn is the dogs bollocks

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I am a little pissed. I love you all. Big smiley.

No phone signal here in North Devon but at least the cottage allows us wiffy.

Did I mention I love you all? I do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god for here!!! Just been saved from cyber slapping some pain in my ass. .....about to driift into unconciusnes.....fankoo muchly x

too da loo.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No d*unken rambling - but I did have a d*unken status update

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I think I did lots of d*unken messaging and forum posts lol.

I did do an unusual amount of emoticon using lol x

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