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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

So what do you think is the essentials that my new shag palace should have??....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what do you think is the essentials that my new shag palace should have??....

A tassimo .

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Lino, tiles or wooden flooring in the hall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remote lockable doors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wipe able curtains

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

A massive snack basket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of toys to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guest chair that makes the noise of a loud fart whenever anyone sits down or stands up from it..

Yeah-yeah,,,,I know,,,, I'm easily amused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big hot tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dungeon in the cellar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wipe able curtains"

lmfao..

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've found one with a converted loft....oh I could lock my victims in there

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Open fires and fur rugs!

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

A gloryhole.... in the front door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

waterproofing

everywhere!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Lol I'm looking forward to the house warming party lol....things I need list will be sent out shortly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself a nice loft apartment in the city (although I doing know where you live).

Low maintenance, cheap to run and easy access.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a bar

And a human sized chocolate fountain

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'd like to move me office desk into your new place

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Get yourself a nice loft apartment in the city (although I doing know where you live).

Low maintenance, cheap to run and easy access."

Lol my budget won't stretch that far they are expensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guest chair that makes the noise of a loud fart whenever anyone sits down or stands up from it..

Yeah-yeah,,,,I know,,,, I'm easily amused

I have a strip of laminate that does that.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'd like to move me office desk into your new place

Oh really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol I'm looking forward to the house warming party lol....things I need list will be sent out shortly lol"

I'll bring the chocolate cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you and rodger gonna still stay together? or is this an independant move?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring the haggis and whisky

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"you and rodger gonna still stay together? or is this an independant move? "

Lol Rodger is to follow....I can't get rid of the bugger lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you and rodger gonna still stay together? or is this an independant move?

Lol Rodger is to follow....I can't get rid of the bugger lol

Yay - wouldn't be the same without Rodger there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you and rodger gonna still stay together? or is this an independant move?

Lol Rodger is to follow....I can't get rid of the bugger lol

thats great though,, half the rent,, half the bills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh and pleaseeeeee take the spotty toilet seat with you..

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"oh and pleaseeeeee take the spotty toilet seat with you..

Lol that's staying here.....but I will get another one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me :D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've found one with a converted loft....oh I could lock my victims in there

Had I said that you wouldn't be hearing from ME for 48 hours lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've found one with a converted loft....oh I could lock my victims in there

Had I said that you wouldn't be hearing from ME for 48 hours lol

Eh?

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

revolving doors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've found one with a converted loft....oh I could lock my victims in there

Had I said that you wouldn't be hearing from ME for 48 hours lol

Eh? "

Mods would have shoved me in fab jail and that ain't as cool as it sounds lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've found one with a converted loft....oh I could lock my victims in there

Had I said that you wouldn't be hearing from ME for 48 hours lol

Eh?

Mods would have shoved me in fab jail and that ain't as cool as it sounds lol"

Righty ho....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've found one with a converted loft....oh I could lock my victims in there

Had I said that you wouldn't be hearing from ME for 48 hours lol

Eh?

Mods would have shoved me in fab jail and that ain't as cool as it sounds lol

Righty ho....

Please don't call me a ho, that was a long time ago lol

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I owe you wine after a very sweet message from you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And a bar

And a human sized chocolate fountain

For dipping humans in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag pile carpet and Dyson vacuum

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Shag pile carpet and Dyson vacuum

Oh see now that's what you can get me a dyson Hoover lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A room with mirrors on all walls - there's a cubicle at Pink Punter's nightclub with this and it is awesome to be able to check how everything looks at the same time.

A trap door with a pit full of piranhas under it for the people who annoy you. A couple of secret passages - all houses should have them. Leopard print rugs and a sex swing in the garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you need to check the way sound carries... And what your neighbours are like...

also need to think about access to a shop/takeaway/chemist..

oh and your work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag pile carpet and Dyson vacuum

Oh see now that's what you can get me a dyson Hoover lol"

May be the shag pile

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"oh and pleaseeeeee take the spotty toilet seat with you..

Lol that's staying here.....but I will get another one

Get one of those with barbed wire embedded in it. They look ace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pretentious wine cooler.

Also, may I start things this new home DOES NOT need?

1. A television.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Wall to wall mattress

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Update well I'm viewing somewhere tomorrow and it's a show down between me and someone else who is also viewing at the same time....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Update well I'm viewing somewhere tomorrow and it's a show down between me and someone else who is also viewing at the same time....

Good luck - we're viewing one tomorrow too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what do you think is the essentials that my new shag palace should have??....

A roof, walls and a door, electric, gas and water if pos, that's all anyone needs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Update well I'm viewing somewhere tomorrow and it's a show down between me and someone else who is also viewing at the same time....

you moving onwards and upwards cheeky x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Update well I'm viewing somewhere tomorrow and it's a show down between me and someone else who is also viewing at the same time....

Good luck - we're viewing one tomorrow too "

The more I look at the pictures the more I want it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Update well I'm viewing somewhere tomorrow and it's a show down between me and someone else who is also viewing at the same time....

Good luck - we're viewing one tomorrow too

The more I look at the pictures the more I want it...

Keep positive then .. and take your debit card. I was like that when I saw a house once and as soon as I left I called and put a holding deposit on the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Update well I'm viewing somewhere tomorrow and it's a show down between me and someone else who is also viewing at the same time....

Good luck - we're viewing one tomorrow too "

bloody hell everyone is moving i know it been raining a lot however its no reason to move to the highlands

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Update well I'm viewing somewhere tomorrow and it's a show down between me and someone else who is also viewing at the same time....

Good luck - we're viewing one tomorrow too

The more I look at the pictures the more I want it...

Keep positive then .. and take your debit card. I was like that when I saw a house once and as soon as I left I called and put a holding deposit on the place "

They said that if both want it...it will go to the landlord to decide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Update well I'm viewing somewhere tomorrow and it's a show down between me and someone else who is also viewing at the same time....

Good luck - we're viewing one tomorrow too

The more I look at the pictures the more I want it...

Keep positive then .. and take your debit card. I was like that when I saw a house once and as soon as I left I called and put a holding deposit on the place

They said that if both want it...it will go to the landlord to decide

Well .. may the best woman win - Ill have everything crossed for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was like this with this flat i took. and i knew if i didnt someone else would have the space

and i put down a holding deposit on it as i was doing it a young couple came in asking fr it

i was pleased that it was mine

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

If it's meant to be it will be....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what do you think is the essentials that my new shag palace should have??....

A big round bed!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what do you think is the essentials that my new shag palace should have??....

naked butler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's meant to be it will be....

Good luck!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"If it's meant to be it will be....

Good luck!!

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I move in lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"can I move in lol"

Me and you under the same roof.....dear god lol

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