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Ladies... Would you... Could you... Should you?! : P

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By *ickens Cider OP   Man
over a year ago

taunton

Ladies... Have you ever used a urinal... In the Gents... No holding back... You've just had to go or else... And all because the ladies was stacked out and there would of been an incident?! lol

Or maybe you just think why should the guys have all the fun standing up... and just wander in and shock the guys?! lol

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By *edhot4blkCouple
over a year ago

York/London/Crantock

the wife has a few times m8, when the ladies have been busy she just says sod it and walks into the gents and gets on with it..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used the gents more than once, but why use a urinal when they also have a WC

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By *ickens Cider OP   Man
over a year ago

taunton


"the wife has a few times m8, when the ladies have been busy she just says sod it and walks into the gents and gets on with it..lol"

see I've heard woman do do it but I've never had one stood next to me before... lmao

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By *ickens Cider OP   Man
over a year ago

taunton


"Used the gents more than once, but why use a urinal when they also have a WC "

maybe it's me... Just would be funny to see how you ladies tackle a urinal that's all... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but I have done something else in there.... during my younger and, ummmmm, "classier" days LMAO

As someone else said though, there's generally a cubicle in there too which makes much more sense to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Used the gents more than once, but why use a urinal when they also have a WC

maybe it's me... Just would be funny to see how you ladies tackle a urinal that's all... lol "

Would just squat and use the floor after all isn't there normally more piss on the floor than anywhere else in the gents

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By *ickens Cider OP   Man
over a year ago

taunton


"after all isn't there normally more piss on the floor than anywhere else in the gents "

I have a very good aim I'll have you know... Well after the first 1/2 second or so... lol

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By *edhot4blkCouple
over a year ago

York/London/Crantock

spunk m8 uve got me wrong when i say she has used the gents i mean the cubical not the urinal..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More importantly... IF they do, do they partake in the piss hockey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you the mens many times when i have too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More importantly... IF they do, do they partake in the piss hockey? "

Just what i was thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Piss Hockey? Ooooh please explain the inner workings of the mens toilets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Piss Hockey? Ooooh please explain the inner workings of the mens toilets "

The little fresheners in the tray are puck shaped, sure you can work out the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Piss Hockey? Ooooh please explain the inner workings of the mens toilets "

There is a puck in the urinal! The rest speaks for it self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iv done it!! someone was in cubical i was burstin so had to!! xx

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By *ickens Cider OP   Man
over a year ago

taunton

Well done chaps!! See I'm going to call a point of order... I questioned the use of mens urinals not locking yourself in the sit down room... lol

have you been brave enough to stand and pee for queen and country... lol

the thread stems from the photo used in the national press for an E4 series that was returning? Do you see it? Fit looking blonde stood legs either side of a urinal, her dress lift and smiling at the camera... I know it's a photo shoot thing but blimey... It got the mind thinking!

lmao

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Ladies... Have you ever used a urinal... In the Gents... No holding back... You've just had to go or else... And all because the ladies was stacked out and there would of been an incident?! lol

Or maybe you just think why should the guys have all the fun standing up... and just wander in and shock the guys?! lol "

I would if I had a SheWee... that would baffle a few fellas lol

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By *ickens Cider OP   Man
over a year ago

taunton


"iv done it!! someone was in cubical i was burstin so had to!! xx"

YAY!!! Good on you girl! Was it fun?! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope it was horrid!! mens toilets are no place for a lady totally vile disgustin places!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies... Have you ever used a urinal... In the Gents... No holding back... You've just had to go or else... And all because the ladies was stacked out and there would of been an incident?! lol

Or maybe you just think why should the guys have all the fun standing up... and just wander in and shock the guys?! lol

I would if I had a SheWee... that would baffle a few fellas lol"

Isn't that one of these plastic things you insert like a spout so you can pee out in space?

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By *ickens Cider OP   Man
over a year ago

taunton


"I would if I had a SheWee... that would baffle a few fellas lol

Isn't that one of these plastic things you insert like a spout so you can pee out in space?"

...in space nobody can hear you piss?!

Would be a good movie tag line?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


" mens toilets are no place for a lady totally vile disgustin places!!

"

I agree I would rather piss in an alley way it would be a lot cleaner and smell nicer than the mens toilets

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Ladies... Have you ever used a urinal... In the Gents... No holding back... You've just had to go or else... And all because the ladies was stacked out and there would of been an incident?! lol

Or maybe you just think why should the guys have all the fun standing up... and just wander in and shock the guys?! lol

I would if I had a SheWee... that would baffle a few fellas lol

Isn't that one of these plastic things you insert like a spout so you can pee out in space?"

I'm not sure you can pee through one with too much pressure.... especially to squirt it up that far in the air....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope.

prefer bushes

you never know what ya gonna find in a urinal

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By *ickens Cider OP   Man
over a year ago

taunton


"nope.

prefer bushes

you never know what ya gonna find in a urinal "

um... A smack head with a needle in himself if it a public loo? Mind you you'll never find a public loo open after 6.00 pm down our way? So you have to pee in a bush...

Mind you bush selection is an art... Caution is needed... the old bill will bang you up with a fine for peeing in a public place... Pee behind a bush in the park and your a pervert?! Ask to use a pub, restaurant, hotel if you can use the loo and you get asked if your a customer?! Um... No! but I going to piss on your finest Axminster in a minute love.... Where the loo? Seriously!!

lol

so why are our public toilets closed early evening?! And stuff doing a journey and need to stop you'll never find any on route? You then join the thousand before.. In layby toilet bingo?! Mind that pile of pooh... Opps to late...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did ya know its still legal for a pregnant woman to pee in(not on) a bobbys helmet.

I reckon thats why a lot of them wear them flatter ones

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By *ickens Cider OP   Man
over a year ago

taunton


"Did ya know its still legal for a pregnant woman to pee in(not on) a bobbys helmet.

I reckon thats why a lot of them wear them flatter ones "

maybe that explains the ShePee shape with a nipple on the top... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never bothered me in Mainland Europe to share the same toilets with the gents!

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By *ickens Cider OP   Man
over a year ago

taunton


"Never bothered me in Mainland Europe to share the same toilets with the gents! "

hey hold on... That's a European Pee... That's completely different... They provide a toilet that'll be open and clean or is just a hole in the ground like you'd bleed slaughtered cattle into.. Don't use those... Rather have the bushes again?! lol

could never figure out placing your feet on the foot plates and have everything around your ankles squatting? Okay number 2's go down the hole... But as a bloke me knob is pointing at my bunched up trousers... Can't pee then... Else they'll get mighty wet! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try visiting China, or the motorway rest stops in Europe etc...

Don't see what's the big deal about it to be honest!

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"nope it was horrid!! mens toilets are no place for a lady totally vile disgustin places!!

"

I agree and I dont intend to EVER use one either, the smell is enough to put me off...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Nooooooooooooooooooo they is nasty stinky places !!!! Ive only walked past thats enough pour moi!!

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