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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im bored, who wants to team up and 'Quad Nork' suffocate a male off here

I teamed up with Floro to Quad Ryan yesterday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure what it is....x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Basically two pairs of norks, a guys face - you can guess the rest

*health and safety note - risk of suffocation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me n tina.. ultimate team of titage.. no one survives

cheaper than hitmen..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused, it doesn't involve quad bikes does it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I see ... Looking for another woman now are you

Lord help me I can't trust anyone

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I'm sure I've a pair of norks big enough to do some damage just need a team mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring it on!! Never met a nork yet I couldn't munch my way out of!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I see ... Looking for another woman now are you

Lord help me I can't trust anyone "

No!!!!

im sorting a 'Quad Nork Championship'

May the best team win!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there any rules?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I see ... Looking for another woman now are you

Lord help me I can't trust anyone

No!!!!

im sorting a 'Quad Nork Championship'

May the best team win!! "

I've not got big ones but um pretty strong

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

Ok I'm in... Just need to find a partner in crime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there any rules?"

No no no not you don Juan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there any rules?

No no no not you don Juan "

Oh ... I'm banned?

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"Ok I'm in... Just need to find a partner in crime "

I need a team mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there any rules?

No no no not you don Juan

Oh ... I'm banned? "

You should be ... Not my call

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are there any rules?"

No biting, scratching or bitching of any kind

Suffocation is acceptable

Just don't kill him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there any rules?

No no no not you don Juan

Oh ... I'm banned?

You should be ... Not my call "

Whyyyyyyy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there any rules?

No no no not you don Juan

Oh ... I'm banned?

You should be ... Not my call

Whyyyyyyy? "

I have no idea I like being mean to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like fun and I think I have the norkage to back it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there any rules?

No no no not you don Juan

Oh ... I'm banned?

You should be ... Not my call

Whyyyyyyy?

I have no idea I like being mean to you

"

Is it like at school when you'd be mean to the person you like the most?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i use my norks please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Suffocation is acceptable

"

i like that rule.. right now where the heck is Tina when i need her..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok, so far we have me and Floro

Cute and Tina

Verybiggirl & ?

UkGirl80 & ?

Sofia bell & ?

*Feel free to team up girls*

Victims - I mean males!

Obi

InfiniteOppenheimers

and Popeye (no you cant use your feeble norks!)

Any more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willing to team up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then.team me up ...might as well put them to good use

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

me and Floro

Cute and Tina

Verybiggirl & ?

UkGirl80 & ?

Sofia bell & ?

Serendipity28 & ?

Victims - I mean males!

Obi

InfiniteOppenheimers

Popeye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, so far we have me and Floro

Cute and Tina

Verybiggirl & ?

UkGirl80 & ?

Sofia bell & ?

*Feel free to team up girls*

Victims - I mean males!

Obi

InfiniteOppenheimers

and Popeye (no you cant use your feeble norks!)

Any more? "

Ha! I made the team!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*armed with his Argos catalogue for Fox. And his cheesy lines for Floro*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me and Floro

Cute and Tina

Verybiggirl & ?

UkGirl80 & ?

Sofia bell & ?

Serendipity28 & ?

Peaches12 & ?

Victims - I mean males!

Obi

InfiniteOppenheimers

Popeye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh go on then.team me up ...might as well put them to good use "

Do you want to team up with me as I know you have excellent taste in vampire porn, Erm mean erotic fiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hows this working, do we get the victim to sit on a chair and the norks then come at the victim from the side encasing victims head in boobage?

do we do this with force or make it a sexual/pleasurable experience?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"

Suffocation is acceptable

i like that rule.. right now where the heck is Tina when i need her.. "

I'm free! Well I'm at work, but I'm here now We GUARANTEE they go with a smile on their face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've tied myself to a chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Suffocation is acceptable

i like that rule.. right now where the heck is Tina when i need her..

I'm free! Well I'm at work, but I'm here now We GUARANTEE they go with a smile on their face "

high 5.. and all men die hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one eye closed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The 'Norkage' can be applied to the victims face is any way necessary to get the best result for them

The victim can be sat or made to lay down - it is the teams choice to best complete their task

The challenge must be completed within 10 minutes

There will be no prizes *except maybe protein shots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh go on then.team me up ...might as well put them to good use

Do you want to team up with me as I know you have excellent taste in vampire porn, Erm mean erotic fiction "

Ooooo yerrrr

good idea....two vamp lovers together as one

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"

Suffocation is acceptable

i like that rule.. right now where the heck is Tina when i need her..

I'm free! Well I'm at work, but I'm here now We GUARANTEE they go with a smile on their face

high 5.. and all men die hard "

It'll be nice to wave at you from a yard away, which is about as close as we'd ever get to each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok girls, count me in..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me and Floro

Cute and Tina

Sofia bell & Peaches12

Verybiggirl & ?

UkGirl80 & ?

Serendipity28 & ?

Victims - I mean males!

Obi

InfiniteOppenheimers

Popeye

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me and Floro

Cute and Tina

Sofia bell & Peaches12

Verybiggirl & ?

UkGirl80 & ?

Serendipity28 & ?

Victims - I mean males!

Obi

InfiniteOppenheimers

Popeye

Sheffvanman

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Is there a chance survivers could be left with mental scares?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...can i be lying down? I'd be easier to reach and oooh think about the view.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Is there a chance survivers could be left with mental scares? "

Depends who you get

*this is a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Is there a chance survivers could be left with mental scares? "

me n tina wont leave survivors

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


" Is there a chance survivers could be left with mental scares?

me n tina wont leave survivors "

No, we are ruthless. They have no chance (insert evil laugh)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in me and serendipity28 can nork IO...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As it stands now we need one more female and one more victim to make even numbers (obviously more are allowed to join in is they wish!)

I bagsy Obi for our victim!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me and Floro

Cute and Tina

Sofia bell & Peaches12

Verybiggirl & UkGirl80

Serendipity28 & Classy Laydee

Victims - I mean males!

Obi

InfiniteOppenheimers

Popeye

Sheffvanman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We need one more victim

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By *icple123Couple
over a year ago

st albans

Male half dutifully stepping forward to volunteer here! Let the judging commence - are there heats to er.. Survive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, so far we have me and Floro

Cute and Tina

Verybiggirl & ?

UkGirl80 & ?

Sofia bell & ?

*Feel free to team up girls*

Victims - I mean males!

Obi

InfiniteOppenheimers

and Popeye (no you cant use your feeble norks!)

Any more?

Ha! I made the team! "

They let anyone in these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with all the men who can 'breath out of their ears' you'd best get all sides covered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there any rules?

No no no not you don Juan

Oh ... I'm banned?

You should be ... Not my call

Whyyyyyyy?

I have no idea I like being mean to you

Is it like at school when you'd be mean to the person you like the most? "

SSshhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me and Floro - Obi

Cute and Tina

Sofia bell & Peaches12

Verybiggirl & UkGirl80

Serendipity28 & Classy Laydee

Available Victims - I mean males!

InfiniteOppenheimers

Popeye

Sheffvanman

Bicple123 (male)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in me and serendipity28 can nork IO... "

Who shall we take?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Im bored, who wants to team up and 'Quad Nork' suffocate a male off here

I teamed up with Floro to Quad Ryan yesterday!"

Pfffft it was a feeble attempt. I used them as a dinghy and floated out of the storm.

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

I propose we take bicple (male)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in me and serendipity28 can nork IO...

Who shall we take? "

Lets take ~ InfiniteOppenheimers

He'll love it lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im bored, who wants to team up and 'Quad Nork' suffocate a male off here

I teamed up with Floro to Quad Ryan yesterday!

Pfffft it was a feeble attempt. I used them as a dinghy and floated out of the storm. "

Hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im bored, who wants to team up and 'Quad Nork' suffocate a male off here

I teamed up with Floro to Quad Ryan yesterday!

Pfffft it was a feeble attempt. I used them as a dinghy and floated out of the storm. "

Ryan ppsstt

Sneak out and come with me.... I have your waders waiting for you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in me and serendipity28 can nork IO...

Who shall we take?

Lets take ~ InfiniteOppenheimers

He'll love it lol!"

I think thats a plan, he is already tied to the chair x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me and Floro - Obi

Cute and Tina

Sofia bell & Peaches12

Verybiggirl & UkGirl80

Serendipity28 & Classy Laydee - InfiniteOppenheimers

Available Victims - I mean males!

Popeye

Sheffvanman

Bicple123 (male)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooops too late

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me and Floro - Obi

Cute and Tina

Sofia bell & Peaches12

Verybiggirl & UkGirl80 - Bicple123 (male)

Serendipity28 & Classy Laydee - InfiniteOppenheimers

Available Victims - I mean males!

Popeye

Sheffvanman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooops too late"

Not too late - just need two more females!

Or you can be the stand in for when the first pops his clogs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in me and serendipity28 can nork IO...

Who shall we take?

Lets take ~ InfiniteOppenheimers

He'll love it lol!

I think thats a plan, he is already tied to the chair x"

Yeah ... My arms are numb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im chuckling to myself here

Not overly laughing .. just a girly type chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think me and sophia will give some tit abuse to popeye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in me and serendipity28 can nork IO...

Who shall we take?

Lets take ~ InfiniteOppenheimers

He'll love it lol!

I think thats a plan, he is already tied to the chair x

Yeah ... My arms are numb "

Its not your arms you need to worry about x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay I'm in..what a way to become a victim lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Think me and sophia will give some tit abuse to popeye "

Oi! There's a queue!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Im bored, who wants to team up and 'Quad Nork' suffocate a male off here

I teamed up with Floro to Quad Ryan yesterday!

Pfffft it was a feeble attempt. I used them as a dinghy and floated out of the storm.

Ryan ppsstt

Sneak out and come with me.... I have your waders waiting for you!! "

Be right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in me and serendipity28 can nork IO...

Who shall we take?

Lets take ~ InfiniteOppenheimers

He'll love it lol!

I think thats a plan, he is already tied to the chair x

Yeah ... My arms are numb "

Tied up and numb ~ just how I like 'em lol...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think me and sophia will give some tit abuse to popeye

Oi! There's a queue! "

the list posted him as available.....ner ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put me on standby as a willing victim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hell yeah. I'm in guns a blazin here.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

I volunteer to inspect all norks before suffocation starts

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"I propose we take bicple (male) "

I'm ok with that my fellow norker

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By *intteaMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Who's umpiring this? Can't have a game without adjudication!

(Is it umpiring or refereeing?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There may be injuries due to being poked in certain places by hard nipples

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

I think SOTB should officiate... I imagine Lucy will be nice and fair

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think SOTB should officiate... I imagine Lucy will be nice and fair "

I know you've met her so....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got the necessary safety equipment on .. A condom on my head, and safety goggles, and a gum shield.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for another norkee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not got massive norks but nipples make up for it if anyone needs a partner xc

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"There may be injuries due to being poked in certain places by hard nipples "

I can put my nipples in my bag if that helps save an eye?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There may be injuries due to being poked in certain places by hard nipples

I can put my nipples in my bag if that helps save an eye? "

pmsl@tina

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By *athylacyTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

I volunteer as a 'victim'...

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By *intteaMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Isn't having safety equipment

A prolonging the inevitable

B cheating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got the necessary safety equipment on .. A condom on my head, and safety goggles, and a gum shield.

"

You can't taste them with all that shit on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got the necessary safety equipment on .. A condom on my head, and safety goggles, and a gum shield.

You can't taste them with all that shit on "

Nom nom nom nom ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there going to be a Quad Norkin event at the Fab social @ Xtasia in Feb?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Is there going to be a Quad Norkin event at the Fab social @ Xtasia in Feb? "

I hope so!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there going to be a Quad Norkin event at the Fab social @ Xtasia in Feb?

I hope so!!!! "

Topless Quad Norkin in the main ring ie on the dance floor plus maybe naked Quad Norking in what was the couples room that is being changed to an orgy room next year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got the necessary safety equipment on .. A condom on my head, and safety goggles, and a gum shield.

You can't taste them with all that shit on

Nom nom nom nom ... "

boobs have a taste?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the men could have a similar event....."dicky dangling" ? get thinking ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got the necessary safety equipment on .. A condom on my head, and safety goggles, and a gum shield.

You can't taste them with all that shit on

Nom nom nom nom ...

boobs have a taste? "

Christmas pudding

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I don't need a team mate I can do boob suffocation by myself. I know this because I have, quite a few times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got the necessary safety equipment on .. A condom on my head, and safety goggles, and a gum shield.

You can't taste them with all that shit on

Nom nom nom nom ...

boobs have a taste?

Christmas pudding "

With cream on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got the necessary safety equipment on .. A condom on my head, and safety goggles, and a gum shield.

You can't taste them with all that shit on

Nom nom nom nom ...

boobs have a taste?

Christmas pudding

With cream on top "

You know!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My boobs have been out so many times today I'm going to catch a chill at this rate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite around the nipple area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marmite around the nipple area "

Oooh like your style peaches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think me and sophia will give some tit abuse to popeye

Oi! There's a queue!

the list posted him as available.....ner ner "

Why have i got an image of Tina just stroking my beard as i cling on to my life lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marmite around the nipple area

Oooh like your style peaches. "

That's just plain friggin evil!

I want to be suffocated - not poisoned!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Marmite around the nipple area "

Ewwwwww who would want their boobs to smell foul and yeasty?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got the necessary safety equipment on .. A condom on my head, and safety goggles, and a gum shield.

You can't taste them with all that shit on

Nom nom nom nom ... "

You suffocated after you're slippery encounter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got the necessary safety equipment on .. A condom on my head, and safety goggles, and a gum shield.

You can't taste them with all that shit on

Nom nom nom nom ...

You suffocated after you're slippery encounter? "

No, but I've sprained my wrist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right ok this called for an avatar change,, boobs primed and ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marmite around the nipple area

Oooh like your style peaches.

That's just plain friggin evil!

I want to be suffocated - not poisoned! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"right ok this called for an avatar change,, boobs primed and ready "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marmite around the nipple area

Oooh like your style peaches.

That's just plain friggin evil!

I want to be suffocated - not poisoned! "

look.....no one said this was gonna be easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got the necessary safety equipment on .. A condom on my head, and safety goggles, and a gum shield.

You can't taste them with all that shit on

Nom nom nom nom ...

You suffocated after you're slippery encounter?

No, but I've sprained my wrist"

Covered in oil now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me and Floro - Obi

Cute and Tina

Sofia bell & Peaches12 - Popeye

Verybiggirl & UkGirl80 - Bicple123 (male)

Serendipity28 & Classy Laydee - InfiniteOppenheimers

sexyspecsnbatman (fem) & ?

Sexycouple548 (fem) & ?

Voluptuous Virago & Voluptuous Virago

Available Victims - I mean males!

Sheffvanman

Epsilon

grecian2000

Masterh

TheLibertine

_athylacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not got massive norks but nipples make up for it if anyone needs a partner xc"

Want to partner up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any aids in helping your challenge re excepted - though no chloroform or objects to injure them! - suffocation/death is via norkage only!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Maybe the men could have a similar event....."dicky dangling" ? get thinking ladies

"

That's covered - I will be on hand for Sydney University.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"right ok this called for an avatar change,, boobs primed and ready "

I'll join you on that one - Avatar change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly death by Marmite norking is just downright cruel!

I'm reconsidering my participation if i get Marmite norked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Team tina n cutes titz have no marmite

They are heavy squishy n big ish

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Team tina n cutes titz have no marmite

They are heavy squishy n big ish "

A stone each according to the box mine came in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Honestly death by Marmite norking is just downright cruel!

I'm reconsidering my participation if i get Marmite norked! "

Depends if you get chosen by a 'marmite' team - the ladies choose their victims!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Team tina n cutes titz have no marmite

They are heavy squishy n big ish

A stone each according to the box mine came in "

Well my weight watchers kitchen scales said weight exceeded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not got massive norks but nipples make up for it if anyone needs a partner xc

Want to partner up. "

sounds good. Got me boobs out and a twinkle to blind the bugger ifvwe can't suffercste him xx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Team tina n cutes titz have no marmite

They are heavy squishy n big ish

A stone each according to the box mine came in

Well my weight watchers kitchen scales said weight exceeded"

Our victims are all DOOOOOOOMED!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not got massive norks but nipples make up for it if anyone needs a partner xc

Want to partner up.

sounds good. Got me boobs out and a twinkle to blind the bugger ifvwe can't suffercste him xx

"

Great sounds like we got our plan. Now we need a willing victim Erm I mean participant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do believe my victim has passed out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not got massive norks but nipples make up for it if anyone needs a partner xc

Want to partner up.

sounds good. Got me boobs out and a twinkle to blind the bugger ifvwe can't suffercste him xx

Great sounds like we got our plan. Now we need a willing victim Erm I mean participant. "

lets check the list....mmmmm who to give death by norks?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I do believe my victim has passed out "

Pah! amateurs. Ours has had mouth to mouth 3 times, 2 near death experiences and a partridge in a pear tree delivered late that he's going to mark down on the feedback on ebay. So there!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I am available for petitions for willing victims. I won't be party to asphyxboobcating the unwilling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who assigns the victim?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I am available for petitions for willing victims. I won't be party to asphyxboobcating the unwilling."

They wouldn't complain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who assigns the victim?"

You mean willing participate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who assigns the victim?

You mean willing participate. "

yeh thats what I meant

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I am available for petitions for willing victims. I won't be party to asphyxboobcating the unwilling.

They wouldn't complain. "

They can't when they're buried in my cleavage and I'm sitting on top of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Def bring it on anyone want to practice on me?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Def bring it on anyone want to practice on me?"

How soon can you be here?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i d like to volunteer xx if there are any individual contenders i d welcome bi norkulars as well xx

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By *denlouWoman
over a year ago

bideford

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, so far we have me and Floro

Cute and Tina

Verybiggirl & ?

UkGirl80 & ?

Sofia bell & ?

*Feel free to team up girls*

Victims - I mean males!

Obi

InfiniteOppenheimers

and Popeye (no you cant use your feeble norks!)

Any more? "

I would like to be a nork attack victim.... would love a norkathon

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By *intteaMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I volunteer to be an an unwilling participant victim - London or Bristol for the first leg. Away god the second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Def bring it on anyone want to practice on me?

How soon can you be here? "

When do you want me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So peaches did we suffocate Popeye yet with the marmite norks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

norkathon sounds better than dryathlon therefore can i be a victim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So peaches did we suffocate Popeye yet with the marmite norks"

I think so, but im worried as no one has heard diddly squat since we norked him

maybe the marmite was just a step to far ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in "

I'd love a good norking form you and a suitably endowed norker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So peaches did we suffocate Popeye yet with the marmite norks

I think so, but im worried as no one has heard diddly squat since we norked him

maybe the marmite was just a step to far ? "

Sing 'What does the fox say' to him, he will soon reappear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So peaches did we suffocate Popeye yet with the marmite norks

I think so, but im worried as no one has heard diddly squat since we norked him

maybe the marmite was just a step to far ?

Sing 'What does the fox say' to him, he will soon reappear "

You better not sing that shit!! Does my bloody head in!

...it's not even funny that crap.

Peaches and sofia. I have my gas mask at the ready..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me and Floro - Obi

Sofia bell & Peaches12 - Popeye

Verybiggirl & UkGirl80 - Bicple123 (male)

Serendipity28 & Classy Laydee - InfiniteOppenheimers

Voluptuous Virago & Voluptuous Virago - Gentledistraction

sexyspecsnbatman (fem) & Sexycouple548 (fem) -

Cute and Tina -

Available Victims - I mean males!

Sheffvanman

Epsilon

grecian2000

Masterh

TheLibertine

_athylacy

olovingman

south100

_inttea

jigsawman

Feel free to pick a second victim ladies - plenty to choose from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This could be my thing for the New Year

Quad norking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me and Floro - Obi

Sofia bell & Peaches12 - Popeye

Verybiggirl & UkGirl80 - Bicple123 (male)

Serendipity28 & Classy Laydee - InfiniteOppenheimers

Voluptuous Virago & Voluptuous Virago - Gentledistraction

sexyspecsnbatman (fem) & Sexycouple548 (fem) -

Cute and Tina -

Available Victims - I mean males!

Sheffvanman

Epsilon

grecian2000

Masterh

TheLibertine

_athylacy

olovingman

south100

_inttea

jigsawman

Feel free to pick a second victim ladies - plenty to choose from "

Feel free to add ne as a quad norking victim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shall I set up a quad nork arena at the social?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shall I set up a quad nork arena at the social? "

I did mention this earlier in the thread, 2 different arenas for Quad norking, topless on the dance floor and naked in the orgy room (the room that's the couples room at the moment),

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

changed my avatar if anyone want to borrow mine for a few hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do believe my victim has passed out "

I'm back baybay!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"changed my avatar if anyone want to borrow mine for a few hours "

why only a few hours

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've put mine away. They were getting chilly.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"changed my avatar if anyone want to borrow mine for a few hours

why only a few hours "

you can have them for as long as you like then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"changed my avatar if anyone want to borrow mine for a few hours

why only a few hours

you can have them for as long as you like then "

bless your fine French knickers

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"changed my avatar if anyone want to borrow mine for a few hours

why only a few hours

you can have them for as long as you like then

bless your fine French knickers "

I do have some fine French knickers I may just take a picky for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Has started taking breathing classes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Has started taking breathing classes)

"

waste of time.. me n tina will surround you and crush you

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By *intteaMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Still concerned there is no referee. Maybe I am taking it too seriously or should trust the players more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do believe my victim has passed out

I'm back baybay!!"

You took your time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still concerned there is no referee. Maybe I am taking it too seriously or should trust the players more "

well your either alive or dead..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"changed my avatar if anyone want to borrow mine for a few hours

why only a few hours

you can have them for as long as you like then

bless your fine French knickers

I do have some fine French knickers I may just take a picky for you "

lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe we could have quad norking groups mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So peaches did we suffocate Popeye yet with the marmite norks

I think so, but im worried as no one has heard diddly squat since we norked him

maybe the marmite was just a step to far ?

Sing 'What does the fox say' to him, he will soon reappear

You better not sing that shit!! Does my bloody head in!

...it's not even funny that crap.

Peaches and sofia. I have my gas mask at the ready..

"

but.... can you survive the marmited nipples ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pre warning - battle will commence in part 2!!

*Get your weapons ready ladies and start thinking tactics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Has started taking breathing classes)

waste of time.. me n tina will surround you and crush you "

*has a few packet of Moams ready to soften the blow*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quad bikes might be easier to get hold of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So peaches did we suffocate Popeye yet with the marmite norks

I think so, but im worried as no one has heard diddly squat since we norked him

maybe the marmite was just a step to far ?

Sing 'What does the fox say' to him, he will soon reappear

You better not sing that shit!! Does my bloody head in!

...it's not even funny that crap.

Peaches and sofia. I have my gas mask at the ready..

but.... can you survive the marmited nipples ???? "

Oh god no!! Anything but that!

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