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When it really pays to read the small print.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Being at times a glutton, i scoffed the entire packet of sweets i bought this afters, only 80g of sugar free toffees.

Several visits later, i read the rear of the packet and there in small print, at the end of the small print, was the following warning :

"Excessive consumption may have a laxative effect."

Charming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the aweetner in it.

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy New Year

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

A person I spoke to today got flooded in the recent floods, they took out house insurance and didn't read the small print..

Excess for flooding £2,500.00 excess for everything else £250.00

To say they are screwed is an understatement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be glad you spotted that after one packet.

A family member of mine has suffered chronic diarrhoea for about 4 year, whilst being very health conscious and eating only the Good Stuff. Lots of tests were done - nowt was found. In the end she suddenly realised that she'd also been scoffing a packet of (sugar-free) Fisherman's Friend A DAY, for all those years. Sorbitol.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuff, strictly; ye cany beat a wee Kathmandu quick step!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A person I spoke to today got flooded in the recent floods, they took out house insurance and didn't read the small print..

Excess for flooding £2,500.00 excess for everything else £250.00

To say they are screwed is an understatement"

Did that have a similar laxative effect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Being at times a glutton, i scoffed the entire packet of sweets i bought this afters, only 80g of sugar free toffees.

Several visits later, i read the rear of the packet and there in small print, at the end of the small print, was the following warning :

"Excessive consumption may have a laxative effect."

Charming. "

sugar free polos are equally effective!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Radio advertising is laughable, - particularly for insurance/money lending companies (very apt); they tend to end in a high speed flurry of undecipherable small 'print'.

How is that legal advertising?

IGNORE!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Just go and sit on the toilet now.

I speak from experience!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Radio advertising is laughable, - particularly for insurance/money lending companies (very apt); they tend to end in a high speed flurry of undecipherable small 'print'.

How is that legal advertising?

IGNORE!! "

the best Radio advertising i know of is a station in midwest USA, something like WKAM 93.3 FM. who offered $100,000 if anyone would have their station logo tattooed across their forehead.

Sure enough, some redneck did just that and claimed his reward.

No can do, said radio station.

Redneck went to court, No can do said Judge.

Best thing is, the radio station changed it's name, frequency and logo soon after.

The guys mugshot can be found on googling for bad tattoos.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just go and sit on the toilet now.

I speak from experience! "

I am, and oh my, don't these laptops get warm.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Just go and sit on the toilet now.

I speak from experience!

I am, and oh my, don't these laptops get warm."

Yes whoever named them laptops was an idiot! They start melting the skin off your knees after about 5 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just go and sit on the toilet now.

I speak from experience!

I am, and oh my, don't these laptops get warm.

Yes whoever named them laptops was an idiot! They start melting the skin off your knees after about 5 minutes "

can u turn ur webcam off while having a shit please hottie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just go and sit on the toilet now.

I speak from experience!

I am, and oh my, don't these laptops get warm.

Yes whoever named them laptops was an idiot! They start melting the skin off your knees after about 5 minutes

can u turn ur webcam off while having a shit please hottie"

Ok, for you, i will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Being at times a glutton, i scoffed the entire packet of sweets i bought this afters, only 80g of sugar free toffees.

Several visits later, i read the rear of the packet and there in small print, at the end of the small print, was the following warning :

"Excessive consumption may have a laxative effect."

Charming. "

I did that once, ate a whole pack of diabetic sweets and was shitting all night, I kid you not.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Just go and sit on the toilet now.

I speak from experience!

I am, and oh my, don't these laptops get warm.

Yes whoever named them laptops was an idiot! They start melting the skin off your knees after about 5 minutes

can u turn ur webcam off while having a shit please hottie"

I don't have a laptop or a webcam paddy!!!! So neerrrrrrrr x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Radio advertising is laughable, - particularly for insurance/money lending companies (very apt); they tend to end in a high speed flurry of undecipherable small 'print'.

How is that legal advertising?

IGNORE!!

the best Radio advertising i know of is a station in midwest USA, something like WKAM 93.3 FM. who offered $100,000 if anyone would have their station logo tattooed across their forehead.

Sure enough, some redneck did just that and claimed his reward.

No can do, said radio station.

Redneck went to court, No can do said Judge.

Best thing is, the radio station changed it's name, frequency and logo soon after.

The guys mugshot can be found on googling for bad tattoos. "

One born every da.................... lmao

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