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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Come out come out wherever you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need new meat do ya

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Need new meat do ya "

Mmmm nice bit of fresh meat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here I am !

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Here I am ! "

Yeah yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suppose I'm pretty new, in bed with the cold though so probably not so fresh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I’ve got a tin of corned beef if anyone’s got one of those keys to open it,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausages

I said that in my head like the walls dog ya know....and now i bet you will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo can we share if there is a nice one

Slim pickings these days - these ' old ones' are not like they used to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suppose I'm pretty new, in bed with the cold though so probably not so fresh. "

Ha ha ha ha walls thats tickled me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suppose I'm pretty new, in bed with the cold though so probably not so fresh. "

Hello..... you really need to change your user name to Zorro......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought i'd dip my toes in the forums for the first time.

Hi everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a newbie

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Thought i'd dip my toes in the forums for the first time.

Hi everyone "

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello..... you really need to change your user name to Zorro...... "

Ha, I thought if it worked for Banderas why couldn't it work for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought i'd dip my toes in the forums for the first time.

Hi everyone "

Hello show us ya craic....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello..... you really need to change your user name to Zorro......

Ha, I thought if it worked for Banderas why couldn't it work for me?"

He wears very tight pants though,,,,

Do you wear tight pants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Err. Me.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Err. Me. "

Welcome

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

pops head round the corner im new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Err. Me. "

Sox waves and shouts Whooooooo-hooooooo.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New-ish but not been around so much in the forums...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the idea of really tight pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii "

Oo'er Hello.........my-my thats a big one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello..... you really need to change your user name to Zorro......

Ha, I thought if it worked for Banderas why couldn't it work for me?

He wears very tight pants though,,,,

Do you wear tight pants?

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I'll admit to squeezing into tighter than usual pants if the occasion calls for it.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'm about a week old forum newbie - does that count ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the idea of really tight pants "

Oo'er Hey maybe that will tempt newbie Zorro to post a piccy of himself wearing really tight pants.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm about a week old forum newbie - does that count ?? "

Welcome week old forum newbie....

Can I ask do you own any really tight pants ?

It's not for me you understand.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Oo'er Hello.........my-my thats a big one... "

hehe just a good pic I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the idea of really tight pants

Oo'er Hey maybe that will tempt newbie Zorro to post a piccy of himself wearing really tight pants.......

"

It should be an initiation test for him..he can send the pics to both of us privately.

Or we could even set up a newbies tight pants catwalk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New-ish but not been around so much in the forums..."

Whoooooo-hooooooo New-ish but not been around so much in the forums.....

Nice to make your acquaintance ……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a recovering lurker. Newbie to posting though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the idea of really tight pants

Oo'er Hey maybe that will tempt newbie Zorro to post a piccy of himself wearing really tight pants.......

It should be an initiation test for him..he can send the pics to both of us privately.

Or we could even set up a newbies tight pants catwalk "

Yeah I'm up for that,,,, I think a Newbie tight pant catwalk is just about the best idea I've ever heard.... thumb)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a recovering lurker. Newbie to posting though. "

You can always seat yourself on me while you lurk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a recovering lurker. Newbie to posting though. "

Sox waves and shouts Whooooooo-hooooooo..... what size shoe are you,,,?

Not that I'm a shoe thief or anything....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coo weee. Here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coo weee. Here "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii "

hello xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Err. Me. "

welcome im new too we can hold hands xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am New.. this Time around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought i'd dip my toes in the forums for the first time.

Hi everyone "

hello to you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a recovering lurker. Newbie to posting though.

Sox waves and shouts Whooooooo-hooooooo..... what size shoe are you,,,?

Not that I'm a shoe thief or anything.... "

Step away from the shoes!

(I may be a little possessive about my footwear)

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I think I’ve got a tin of corned beef if anyone’s got one of those keys to open it,,

"

I've a cold chisel and a lump hammer, that do?

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By *rman82Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm new to this game and quite the struggle it is too. How do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am here come and sample

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can share my shoes Soxy its ok.

And for fems abd males the tight pants catwalk we can judge the camel toes n all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very new and everybody keeps reminding me. Some people need to rewind themselves back to the day they were gagging to get started. I'm not complaining just yet and if I do it will only be to myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come out come out wherever you are. "

I'm new on Forums Tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a recovering lurker. Newbie to posting though.

Sox waves and shouts Whooooooo-hooooooo..... what size shoe are you,,,?

Not that I'm a shoe thief or anything....

Step away from the shoes!

(I may be a little possessive about my footwear)

"

Foiled again,,,,,, sheeeshhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I’ve got a tin of corned beef if anyone’s got one of those keys to open it,,

I've a cold chisel and a lump hammer, that do?"

The Rough Touch there Miss

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

welcome all new posters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Miss Construe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm new - isssssh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh Steak here ??

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I think I’ve got a tin of corned beef if anyone’s got one of those keys to open it,,

I've a cold chisel and a lump hammer, that do?

The Rough Touch there Miss"

I am an advocate of brute force and ignorance methods

(Except with a strap-on, in case any potential victims are reading).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I’ve got a tin of corned beef if anyone’s got one of those keys to open it,,

I've a cold chisel and a lump hammer, that do?"

Yeah nice one,,,, I think that will probably work ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Err. Me.

Welcome "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Miss Construe "

Hi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the idea of really tight pants

Oo'er Hey maybe that will tempt newbie Zorro to post a piccy of himself wearing really tight pants.......

It should be an initiation test for him..he can send the pics to both of us privately.

Or we could even set up a newbies tight pants catwalk

Yeah I'm up for that,,,, I think a Newbie tight pant catwalk is just about the best idea I've ever heard.... thumb)"

I can dig a pair of tight ones out. Especially after all that Christmas cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I’ve got a tin of corned beef if anyone’s got one of those keys to open it,,

I've a cold chisel and a lump hammer, that do?

The Rough Touch there Miss

I am an advocate of brute force and ignorance methods

(Except with a strap-on, in case any potential victims are reading)."

Mmmmmmm interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can share my shoes Soxy its ok.

And for fems abd males the tight pants catwalk we can judge the camel toes n all "

Phwoooooar....Will we be allowed to touch the contestants pants just to check how tight they really are ?

I think its only fair that judges should be allowed to touch....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the idea of really tight pants

Oo'er Hey maybe that will tempt newbie Zorro to post a piccy of himself wearing really tight pants.......

It should be an initiation test for him..he can send the pics to both of us privately.

Or we could even set up a newbies tight pants catwalk

Yeah I'm up for that,,,, I think a Newbie tight pant catwalk is just about the best idea I've ever heard.... thumb)

I can dig a pair of tight ones out. Especially after all that Christmas cake "

Yeah I sometimes have to dig mine out too.... Especially after I've been riding my bike….

I blame the saddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the idea of really tight pants

Oo'er Hey maybe that will tempt newbie Zorro to post a piccy of himself wearing really tight pants.......

It should be an initiation test for him..he can send the pics to both of us privately.

Or we could even set up a newbies tight pants catwalk

Yeah I'm up for that,,,, I think a Newbie tight pant catwalk is just about the best idea I've ever heard.... thumb)

I can dig a pair of tight ones out. Especially after all that Christmas cake

Yeah I sometimes have to dig mine out too.... Especially after I've been riding my bike….

I blame the saddle "

Oh I've got padded pants for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I've got padded pants for that.

"

I didn't even know they had those!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate newbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are all the newbies then!!

I promise not to corrupt them straight away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where are all the newbies then!!

I promise not to corrupt them straight away "

I think I might have frightened them away again,,,,,....

All I said was I wanted to touch their pants,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm new to all this hello everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm new to all this hello everyone"

Hello and welcome to forums...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where are all the newbies then!!

I promise not to corrupt them straight away

I think I might have frightened them away again,,,,,....

All I said was I wanted to touch their pants,,, "

You'll just have to touch my knickers then soxy!! Or better still wear them

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Where are all the newbies then!!

I promise not to corrupt them straight away

I think I might have frightened them away again,,,,,....

All I said was I wanted to touch their pants,,, "

Come cop a feel of my superman pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where are all the newbies then!!

I promise not to corrupt them straight away

I think I might have frightened them away again,,,,,....

All I said was I wanted to touch their pants,,,

You'll just have to touch my knickers then soxy!! Or better still wear them "

Phwoarrrrr that sounds right up my ally,,,,OMG I love being me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where are all the newbies then!!

I promise not to corrupt them straight away

I think I might have frightened them away again,,,,,....

All I said was I wanted to touch their pants,,,

Come cop a feel of my superman pants "

But do you wear them over your trousers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where are all the newbies then!!

I promise not to corrupt them straight away

I think I might have frightened them away again,,,,,....

All I said was I wanted to touch their pants,,,

You'll just have to touch my knickers then soxy!! Or better still wear them

Phwoarrrrr that sounds right up my ally,,,,OMG I love being me.... "

What you waiting for then?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Nice to have some newbies posting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice to have some newbies posting "

The problem is when they do half feel like they are in the middle of a zombie apocalypse with people trying to rip off limbs.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I hate newbies "

well maybe you need a bite on the bottom for being so mean to the newbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really a newbie but not been on for a while. Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really a newbie but not been on for a while. Does that count? "

Where do you want biting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've posted more on the forums in the last 2 days than i have in all the time I've been a member on here.

I need a job quick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate newbies

well maybe you need a bite on the bottom for being so mean to the newbies "

Ah, they'll all be fine...

My bottom, on the other hand, is very sensitive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a newbie to the forum, does that count? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really a newbie but not been on for a while. Does that count?

Where do you want biting? "

No where on the......neck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come out come out wherever you are. "

Well as I just finished my profile and started a thread to get it checked I'll throw myself into the pool! Howdy all - and cheeky chops of course!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate newbies

well maybe you need a bite on the bottom for being so mean to the newbies

Ah, they'll all be fine...

My bottom, on the other hand, is very sensitive "

Its very bite-able

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By *hesecretsquirrelMan
over a year ago

The Nut Stash

Has anyone seen my nuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really a newbie but not been on for a while. Does that count?

Where do you want biting?

No where on the......neck. "

I was thinking a little lower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone seen my nuts? "

Are they small and round?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really a newbie but not been on for a while. Does that count? "

And me

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By *hesecretsquirrelMan
over a year ago

The Nut Stash


"Has anyone seen my nuts?

Are they small and round? "

No. They're the size of coconuts and just as hairy?

Why? Have you seen them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone seen my nuts?

Are they small and round?

No. They're the size of coconuts and just as hairy?

Why? Have you seen them? "

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many a good fiddle played on a Old tune lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate newbies

well maybe you need a bite on the bottom for being so mean to the newbies

Ah, they'll all be fine...

My bottom, on the other hand, is very sensitive

Its very bite-able "

Now, it's been slapped, tickled, squeezed, spanked, kissed and whipped. But never bitten. I'm adding that to my list of new year's resolutions.

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By *hesecretsquirrelMan
over a year ago

The Nut Stash


"Has anyone seen my nuts?

Are they small and round?

No. They're the size of coconuts and just as hairy?

Why? Have you seen them?

No "

Me neither!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate newbies

well maybe you need a bite on the bottom for being so mean to the newbies

Ah, they'll all be fine...

My bottom, on the other hand, is very sensitive

Its very bite-able

Now, it's been slapped, tickled, squeezed, spanked, kissed and whipped. But never bitten. I'm adding that to my list of new year's resolutions. "

I might add biting your bum to mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate newbies

well maybe you need a bite on the bottom for being so mean to the newbies

Ah, they'll all be fine...

My bottom, on the other hand, is very sensitive

Its very bite-able

Now, it's been slapped, tickled, squeezed, spanked, kissed and whipped. But never bitten. I'm adding that to my list of new year's resolutions.

I might add biting your bum to mine "

Ha, and that way we'd be helping each other out, right? I'm down for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really a newbie but not been on for a while. Does that count?

Where do you want biting?

No where on the......neck.

I was thinking a little lower. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate newbies

well maybe you need a bite on the bottom for being so mean to the newbies

Ah, they'll all be fine...

My bottom, on the other hand, is very sensitive

Its very bite-able

Now, it's been slapped, tickled, squeezed, spanked, kissed and whipped. But never bitten. I'm adding that to my list of new year's resolutions.

I might add biting your bum to mine

Ha, and that way we'd be helping each other out, right? I'm down for that "

See, win win situation x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right the cheek of it i was actually called to do some work...and now im freezing n brain numbed.

Where did we get upto?

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By *ecketwaitMan
over a year ago

London/ west midlands

Hey guys

I'm newish

How's everyone doing?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"Not really a newbie but not been on for a while. Does that count?

And me "

it certainly does count. Welcome to the forums.

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