FabSwingers.com forum: gents...tips to make your willie look bigger in pics

By *or Fox Sake OP Couple
over a year ago

Thornaby

Number 1

Get a really small sky controller for the all important " comparison picture "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or just have a big cock, then it always looks big in pics.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

get a woman with small hands to hold it and take photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me guess lynx can pringles?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Number 2... Get a hard on and stand with it pointing at the camera and lean back as much as possible with the camera lying flat on the table... This will make your tiddler look like a jumbo sausage!!

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Number 2:

Buy a mini can of deodorant and try to pass it off as full size...

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By *irtyleedsladMan
over a year ago

leeds

"get a woman with small hands to hold it and take photo"

Reminds me of the Jeremy beadle joke!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And shave off the undergrowth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fisheye lens

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

The clone tool in Photoshop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the tins you get on the plane xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The clone tool in Photoshop

you jest but I know a guy who actually did this!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Grip it at the base and try and shove your balls and stomach as far back as possible

Grip your bellend and yank it as far away from your body as you can without pulling your cock off.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

just use someone else's pics

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No94 - shop around on the net and choose the one that best fits your needs, crop off any website logos and presto, instaknob(head)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them it was cold and you've not been well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tie some string to it, attach it to the door and run backwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use the tins you get on the plane xx"

one sup

Nette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its Never Happened before..Honest

Gary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snap the arms off a barbie doll . Place the said arms and hands on ones cock ..massive .. Top Tips Tosh

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Magnifying glass ,;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or just have a big cock, then it always looks big in pics."

Do you have a "big cock" fetish?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Never ever take a pic with a decent amount of torso for a sense of scale, only tight cropped close-ups.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its Never Happened before..Honest

Gary"
its ok for you mr donkey its

Us peewees who need help xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...why not just take a normal picture and tell yourself 'guess that's what i have to work with'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Number 2... Get a hard on and stand with it pointing at the camera and lean back as much as possible with the camera lying flat on the table... This will make your tiddler look like a jumbo sausage!! "

To much obvious inside information!!!!

.......oh, & you forgot to mention the strategically placed ice cubes to give the 'cold' allusion!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or just have a big cock, then it always looks big in pics.

Do you have a "big cock" fetish? "

Its hard not to when you have a big cock

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"No94 - shop around on the net and choose the one that best fits your needs, crop off any website logos and presto, instaknob(head)

Or to save time, nick them from here and shop out the other username. Especially good for confusing women with many pictures of multihued cocks. They won't know which one's yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have laughed so much at this thread....

Great stuff!!!!

HanS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or just have a big cock, then it always looks big in pics.

Do you have a "big cock" fetish?

Its hard not to when you have a big cock

Remind me never to play fifa with u;)

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