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I've got lady lurgy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's like man flue but ten times worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop dramatising it. It won't be that bad.

Why do women always make such a fuss about being ill

(Sits back in the corner waiting for the fall outfrom this)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You'll feel bad later if my status changes to "user no longer"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is nothing worse than man flu, we get a bad case of the flu, and women be like "oh get over yourself" but once a month complain of dying of "woman's trouble" I don't se how not being able to reverse park can make you so ill.

I'm just going to wait in the corner to get beaten up now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's like man flue but ten times worse "

Just recovering from the man flu I caught over Christmas...so fully sympathise with you

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I was given a bottle of essence of cinnamon to ease my lurgyness....and can thoroughly recommend it

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Hope you are feeling better soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop dramatising it. It won't be that bad.

Why do women always make such a fuss about being ill

(Sits back in the corner waiting for the fall outfrom this) "

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Think you might be my new hero....if you survive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm making private notes against all of you for this !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm making private notes against all of you for this ! "

Please don't go to my profile, you might infect me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm making private notes against all of you for this !

Please don't go to my profile, you might infect me "

Oooh look an anti look at me post, good work fella, don't think it's been done before lol

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

if u need some cream to rub into your chest I be happy to help. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You soon find out who your friends are on here. Thank you Doug

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Try boiled lemonade. Cures everything

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

a large portion of goose fat will help..

and 2 large potatoes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's like man flue but ten times worse "

What so your clinically dead ? As that is the only thing that is worse than man flue!!

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By *attykitWoman
over a year ago

leeds

I'm suffering too. I sympathise. I'm drinking hot blackcurrant juice. Get well soon. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm making private notes against all of you for this !

Please don't go to my profile, you might infect me

Oooh look an anti look at me post, good work fella, don't think it's been done before lol"

Yeeeeeeah, no

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've been promised a meal out later to one of our favourite pubs followed by a hot session. So the sooner i can get some sensible answers or sympathy , the sooner I can get on the road to recovery.

Goose fat ? Potatoes

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I've been promised a meal out later to one of our favourite pubs followed by a hot session. So the sooner i can get some sensible answers or sympathy , the sooner I can get on the road to recovery.

Goose fat ? Potatoes "

yep, slice said potatoes and deep fry safely in the goose fat..

take 2 slices of bread, place cooked chips between and add sauce if preferable..

wont help the lurgy but may take your mind off it for a time..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ha! That would ruin my dinner though!!

What's a hot toddy consist of?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"It's like man flue but ten times worse "

I hope you feel better soon.

I have a bit of a cold and am thankful for Lemsip cold and flu capsules.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's like man flue but ten times worse "

2 paracetomol and Jeremy kyle, sorted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's like man flue but ten times worse

2 paracetomol and Jeremy kyle, sorted"

No not the JK. That can bring on depression !!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Ha! That would ruin my dinner though!!

What's a hot toddy consist of?"

just have one potato then..

whisky, honey and hot water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been ill since boxing day so can sympathise with you.

get well soon.

xxx

how many browny points do I get xx

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

I have the lurgy too and to add insult to injury, can't take anything for it

I've been having half a lemon and a couple of tablespoons of honey in hot water. You could add a dot of whisky to that too.

*Her*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

At last some nice people!!!

Right I'm going in for the hot toddy I reckon. I could be fun later in the pub

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"It's like man flue but ten times worse

2 paracetomol and Jeremy kyle, sorted

No not the JK. That can bring on depression !!

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Usually depression caused by breaking the TV by throwing things at it. JK winds me up. I can't watch more than a few minutes of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Half way down the first hot toddy. How many do you prescribe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Half way down the first hot toddy. How many do you prescribe "

As many as needed. It varies by every individual but it's recommended to stop when the room starts spinning too much.

Although if you have survived the traumatic first hour of "woman flu", you'll live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need a can of man up!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've done two now. Heads fine. Throats like razors. Sweating like ghandis flipflop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's like man flue but ten times worse "

Don't be stupid , if that was true , you would be dead .

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale


"You soon find out who your friends are on here. Thank you Doug "

the cream can be taken orally if its easier than rubbing into your chest. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot bath with olbas oil in it only need 5 drops or so.

Boiling water with a spoonful of honey and some lemon juice in a mug add sugar to taste

should help

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