FabSwingers.com forum: The camera never lies ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

According to the camera on my phone I'm a frigging Alien

What selfies have you taken and would you show them on here ?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

All cameras lie when it comes to me.

All my photos on here are selfies though, so I suppose I would show them, yes.

I really must take some better ones soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to the camera on my phone I'm a frigging Alien

What selfies have you taken and would you show them on here ?

Wouldnt show it to anyone, lmao

it would scare to many

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I don't show mine. They make me cringggge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to the camera on my phone I'm a frigging Alien

What selfies have you taken and would you show them on here ?

Lol keeps stum

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

All mine are selfies, I will find some mug to take some of me soon

it's just not a priority for me, and mid meet I dont think oooohhh pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv only got 1 on here that is a selfie... I had to take about 10 to get a good one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All mine are selfies, I will find some mug to take some of me soon

it's just not a priority for me, and mid meet I dont think oooohhh pics

Just a bit of fun and couldn't find sunglasses so I'm wearing 3d ones over my specs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine lies!!! Makes me Look half decent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shucks I thought this was a thread was gonna be about Bucks-fizz......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine makes me look better than I am lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually Chinese in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"surely I don't look like that!"...then I delete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope mine lies as ive taken selfies and when I look at them I see me grandad looking back at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually Chinese in person"

A sexy Chinese person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually Chinese in person

A sexy Chinese person "

Been trying to think of a Chinese related sex pun that wasn't anything to do with a 'number 69' but it's Sunday and nothing is coming to me

But the thought was there x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually take selfies on my abs and ofcourse full body pic, the cam loves me lol.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I usually take selfies on my abs and ofcourse full body pic, the cam loves me lol."

We love your abs too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually take selfies on my abs and ofcourse full body pic, the cam loves me lol.

We love your abs too

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Thanks hun and I love your pics as well, very sex mmmmm x.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

My face pic is a selfie as there is no one else to take it for me, however it is under lock and key and only the brave ask for a peek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of my selfies involve a toilet and yesssss I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually take selfies on my abs and ofcourse full body pic, the cam loves me lol.

We love your abs too

They are very nice

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I usually take selfies on my abs and ofcourse full body pic, the cam loves me lol.

We love your abs too

Thanks hun and I love your pics as well, very sex mmmmm x."

Thank you I grew them myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All mine are selfies, I will find some mug to take some of me soon

it's just not a priority for me, and mid meet I dont think oooohhh pics

Just a bit of fun and couldn't find sunglasses so I'm wearing 3d ones over my specs

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i look like a garden gnome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of my selfies involve a toilet and yesssss I would

Hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually take selfies on my abs and ofcourse full body pic, the cam loves me lol.

We love your abs too

Thanks hun and I love your pics as well, very sex mmmmm x.

Thank you I grew them myself

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You done a very good job job there, they are a handfull mm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most of my selfies involve a toilet and yesssss I would

Dare you to put the toilet roll one on

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Most of my selfies involve a toilet and yesssss I would

Dare you to put the toilet roll one on

Dare her to put the shower head one on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of my selfies involve a toilet and yesssss I would

Dare you to put the toilet roll one on

Dare her to put the shower head one on

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Iv only got 1 on here that is a selfie... I had to take about 10 to get a good one! "

I do same

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I generally press gang someone into taking mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The camera most certainly does lie!!!! My profile pic of my ahem cock is often commented on saying it looks huge! I must admit it is a good pic, and I don't know how I took such a good pic. But I am not big and tell everyone this, I am just a 6 incher. It's just the angle, the fact I was smooth and have such a slim body, it's all perception I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis looks bigger on camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of my selfies involve a toilet and yesssss I would

Dare you to put the toilet roll one on

Haha oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of my selfies involve a toilet and yesssss I would

Dare you to put the toilet roll one on

Dare her to put the shower head one on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis looks bigger on camera

Yeah I look at my own pics in envy haha!!

I am always honest when contacted and say my real size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

took the first of me in my underpants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just to prove i train legs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most of my selfies involve a toilet and yesssss I would

Dare you to put the toilet roll one on

Dare her to put the shower head one on

That I would like to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all my pictures are selfies

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Alot of my pics are selfies. I was all dressed up last night to go out to a party. I have to say I looked pretty good. I took a selfie of my face which surprisingly was a good one. I have it on my friends gallery.

Trying to get a pic of me all dressed up to play is never that easy. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all my pictures are selfies "

It certainly is an art form I think... one you pull off very well Miss Sassy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My face pic is a selfie as there is no one else to take it for me, however it is under lock and key and only the brave ask for a peek

Same here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you look sexy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All mine are selfies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all mine are selfies Look Terrible in any Taken of me... i Mean Look like my self so at Least in a self photo i can Look half Decent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of my selfies involve a toilet and yesssss I would

Dare you to put the toilet roll one on

Haha oh go on then

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most of my selfies involve a toilet and yesssss I would

Dare you to put the toilet roll one on

Haha oh go on then

Done

Ha ha Team Tease the madheads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I'm only available in Monochrome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you look sexy lol

Sexy Alien nanoo nanoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of my selfies involve a toilet and yesssss I would

Dare you to put the toilet roll one on

Haha oh go on then

Done

Ha ha Team Tease the madheads

Yup and I'm out soon hmmmm what to think of next haha

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

99% of my photos were taken by myself, and yes the camera does lie, bless its' deceiving little lens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of mine are selfies using the timer on my cam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you look sexy lol

Sexy Alien nanoo nanoo

I just spat my drink out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cameras always lie as I look strange in all my photos and its not just me who says that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of your pics beutiful

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Apparently I'm only available in Monochrome.

And very nice they are too

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By *ntitledMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Fell in the bath once trying to take one of my arse, must say turned out well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got cramp once, writhing about on the bed like a woman possesed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv only got 1 on here that is a selfie... I had to take about 10 to get a good one!

I do same"

that's very familiar could really do with some better pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All mine I take myself,take about ten at a time and pick the best one,even then I still think a picture looks better than real life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes the camera lies. Sometimes it's your friend. Beware though the psyche also lies and that can be good or bad too. CAM.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have seen my pictures .. Im the selfie queen

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