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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What do you use to moisturise your cock'n'balls with?

I use a body butter, which gives me good results, but I'm wondering if there's anything better???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moisturise ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Moisturise ???"

Make less dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't suffer from dry skin on my cock and balls!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"What do you use to moisturise your cock'n'balls with?

I use a body butter, which gives me good results, but I'm wondering if there's anything better???"

Need any help rubbing that in??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't suffer from dry skin on my cock and balls!! "

No? Mines like an old salami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you use to moisturise your cock'n'balls with?

I use a body butter, which gives me good results, but I'm wondering if there's anything better???"

If you're getting good results, why change?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'll be like two shiny baubles with body butter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you use to moisturise your cock'n'balls with?

I use a body butter, which gives me good results, but I'm wondering if there's anything better???

Need any help rubbing that in?? "

Yes please, I am rather clumsy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you use to moisturise your cock'n'balls with?

I use a body butter, which gives me good results, but I'm wondering if there's anything better???

If you're getting good results, why change? "

Because there's always the possibility of better results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently deep heat works wonders for dry skin, give that a try

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently deep heat works wonders for dry skin, give that a try "

I'm not falling for that again

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Wrap some streaky bacon round it, worked wonders for the Xmas turkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wrap some streaky bacon round it, worked wonders for the Xmas turkey "

Pork Sword in a blanket.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wrap some streaky bacon round it, worked wonders for the Xmas turkey "

Okay ... Then what? Put it in the oven?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of old roosters here. All want stuffing.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Wrap some streaky bacon round it, worked wonders for the Xmas turkey

Pork Sword in a blanket."

Hahaha!!! I just choked on a malteser x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Wrap some streaky bacon round it, worked wonders for the Xmas turkey

Okay ... Then what? Put it in the oven?"

Yes, she cooked her turkey for about 8 hours on low but unless your cock weighs 8 kilos you might want to take it out before that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wrap some streaky bacon round it, worked wonders for the Xmas turkey

Okay ... Then what? Put it in the oven?

Yes, she cooked her turkey for about 8 hours on low but unless your cock weighs 8 kilos you might want to take it out before that "

haha i nearly just pissed myself

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Wrap some streaky bacon round it, worked wonders for the Xmas turkey

Okay ... Then what? Put it in the oven?

Yes, she cooked her turkey for about 8 hours on low but unless your cock weighs 8 kilos you might want to take it out before that

haha i nearly just pissed myself "

I've got a proper case of the giggles now

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i pull the skin off and pipe butter under it .... on the turkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wrap some streaky bacon round it, worked wonders for the Xmas turkey

Okay ... Then what? Put it in the oven?

Yes, she cooked her turkey for about 8 hours on low but unless your cock weighs 8 kilos you might want to take it out before that

haha i nearly just pissed myself

I've got a proper case of the giggles now "

the mental image of him slapping his cock onto some kitchen scales to workk out the weight, then wrapping it up in bacon and finally cutting a hole in the oven door to insert his bacon wrapped cock into

genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saliva

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Astral cream.

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wrap some streaky bacon round it, worked wonders for the Xmas turkey

Okay ... Then what? Put it in the oven?

Yes, she cooked her turkey for about 8 hours on low but unless your cock weighs 8 kilos you might want to take it out before that

haha i nearly just pissed myself

I've got a proper case of the giggles now "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Udder cream from farm supply shops is brilliant, keeps it soft and silky.

My mother always used mares urine as a moisturiser, many women who take HRT use premarin. which is made from pregnant mares urine. best conditioner there is for skin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wrap some streaky bacon round it, worked wonders for the Xmas turkey

Okay ... Then what? Put it in the oven?

Yes, she cooked her turkey for about 8 hours on low but unless your cock weighs 8 kilos you might want to take it out before that "

I've just weighed it at 67g ... How long shall I stick it in for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 minutes on medium heat

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Wrap some streaky bacon round it, worked wonders for the Xmas turkey

Okay ... Then what? Put it in the oven?

Yes, she cooked her turkey for about 8 hours on low but unless your cock weighs 8 kilos you might want to take it out before that

I've just weighed it at 67g ... How long shall I stick it in for?"

Stick it in. Then take it out. Then in. Out. In. Out.... You get the picture

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wrap some streaky bacon round it, worked wonders for the Xmas turkey

Okay ... Then what? Put it in the oven?

Yes, she cooked her turkey for about 8 hours on low but unless your cock weighs 8 kilos you might want to take it out before that

I've just weighed it at 67g ... How long shall I stick it in for?

Stick it in. Then take it out. Then in. Out. In. Out.... You get the picture "

So, for about a minute then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a fan assisted oven so will whack

Mine under the grill xx

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