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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are there any?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sip water only! keeping in your mouth for a min or two lots of small sips as most water absorbed through mouth and upper throat . Hope that helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sip water only! keeping in your mouth for a min or two lots of small sips as most water absorbed through mouth and upper throat . Hope that helps"

Thanks for the tip. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do an enema that will rehydrate you really quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are there any? "

Dioralyte (think thats how you spell it!) its a powder from chemists that you mix into a glass of water. Full of electrolytes etc to help with dehydration.

Failing that, the quickest and most effective cure is a enema!! (I promise I'm not joking!)

Mrs P xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Arent enemas dangerous?

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By *imal75Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

enema ! wtf lol yeah if you want to end up dead lol x

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By *imal75Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

stick to water sweetheart through-out the day.. Ensure you have more than a 8 glasses... x

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Arent enemas dangerous? "

Not if done properly, with water and not done too often. Adding, or using, anything else, like coffee or alcohol, can be dangerous.

I, personally, wouldn't recommend one to treat dehydration but it wouldn't be dangerous.

You do need the right kit though, which most people don't keep round the house!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"enema ! wtf lol yeah if you want to end up dead lol x"

Thought an enema was given to help those with obstructed bowel movements.. after having a bad tummy n vomiting its safe to say im empty

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"enema ! wtf lol yeah if you want to end up dead lol x"

Why would you end up dead from an enema?

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By *imon and saffyCouple
over a year ago

southampton

If you can't get to the chemist, water with a teaspoon of sugar and a little bit of salt.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"enema ! wtf lol yeah if you want to end up dead lol x

Thought an enema was given to help those with obstructed bowel movements.. after having a bad tummy n vomiting its safe to say im empty "

They clean out the rectum and colon.

Unless you use a small amount of salt in the solution, you absorb some of the water through your intestines. It makes you pee like a racehorse.

Enemas aren't dangerous if done properly and occasionally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You won't end up dead off an enema. That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard lol. Your bowel can absord a lot of fluid quicker than you could drink it and dehydrates you quicker than drinking water as we'll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are dehydrated?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of water and a wee bitof salt in it but sip it ok !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are dehydrated?

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Ate something dodgey i think.. spent best part of 6 hours spewing. Had the shakes n couldnt warm up.

Spent yesterday wretching everytime i took a sip of water and managed a few dry crackers yesterday evening. Woke up with a pounding head n feels like ive been punched in the kidneys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are dehydrated?

Ate something dodgey i think.. spent best part of 6 hours spewing. Had the shakes n couldnt warm up.

Spent yesterday wretching everytime i took a sip of water and managed a few dry crackers yesterday evening. Woke up with a pounding head n feels like ive been punched in the kidneys"

Rather than dry crackers try dry toast always makes me feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arent enemas dangerous? "

I would suspect being done by someone who isn't qualified yes most definitely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are dehydrated?

Ate something dodgey i think.. spent best part of 6 hours spewing. Had the shakes n couldnt warm up.

Spent yesterday wretching everytime i took a sip of water and managed a few dry crackers yesterday evening. Woke up with a pounding head n feels like ive been punched in the kidneys"

Oh dear, bless you, give the doctor a call to check then that you haven't got anything more serious that warrants a stay in hospital

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are dehydrated?

Ate something dodgey i think.. spent best part of 6 hours spewing. Had the shakes n couldnt warm up.

Spent yesterday wretching everytime i took a sip of water and managed a few dry crackers yesterday evening. Woke up with a pounding head n feels like ive been punched in the kidneys

Oh dear, bless you, give the doctor a call to check then that you haven't got anything more serious that warrants a stay in hospital "

Oh im tickety boo now.. just think i need to rehydrate asap. Ive kidney disease n prone to uti's and dont feel as bad as i have done previously. Just wondering if people knew any quick fixes

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"Why are dehydrated?

Ate something dodgey i think.. spent best part of 6 hours spewing. Had the shakes n couldnt warm up.

Spent yesterday wretching everytime i took a sip of water and managed a few dry crackers yesterday evening. Woke up with a pounding head n feels like ive been punched in the kidneys"

Ah you dont want to be drinking water in that case...

Go out and buy lots of cheap lemonade, pour some out of bottle then reseal and shake it hard to knock all the CO2 out of it...

Then drink that...

Its sterile and has sugar in it too.

The sugar will help to get rid of the shakes and the sterile water is the best liquid to take in if you have food poisoning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are dehydrated?

Ate something dodgey i think.. spent best part of 6 hours spewing. Had the shakes n couldnt warm up.

Spent yesterday wretching everytime i took a sip of water and managed a few dry crackers yesterday evening. Woke up with a pounding head n feels like ive been punched in the kidneys"

I think theres a vomiting bug around. I spent the whole day yesterday with spewing and the runs. Slept the entire day.

Try dirolyte from the chemist or lemonade.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Why are dehydrated?

Ate something dodgey i think.. spent best part of 6 hours spewing. Had the shakes n couldnt warm up.

Spent yesterday wretching everytime i took a sip of water and managed a few dry crackers yesterday evening. Woke up with a pounding head n feels like ive been punched in the kidneys

Oh dear, bless you, give the doctor a call to check then that you haven't got anything more serious that warrants a stay in hospital

Oh im tickety boo now.. just think i need to rehydrate asap. Ive kidney disease n prone to uti's and dont feel as bad as i have done previously. Just wondering if people knew any quick fixes "

Rehydration sachets from local pharmacy.

Drink small amounts of plain water regularly. Avoid coffee, soft drinks and alcohol.

Fluid is also taken from food so soup etc can help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shake a 7up and sip slowly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flat full fat is good for dehydration too. Dioralyte tastes like crap yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arent enemas dangerous? "

you know what they say keep friends close but your enemas even closer

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Flat full fat is good for dehydration too. Dioralyte tastes like crap yuk"

Coke is a diuretic though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strongbow!

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"Arent enemas dangerous? "

Actually if shipwrecked and you have no drinking water its the way to take in seawater without having to desalinate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irn Bru or Maccy D's milkshakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flat lemonade and plain crisps.

Salt from crisps helps and you can't be sick from eating crisps.

Use it all the time with the kids

Best advice for when your abroad too

Hope you feel better soon xxx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Really weak squash with a pinch of salt in it. Cheaper than all those rehydration drinks you gget and is essentially the same

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Arent enemas dangerous?

Actually if shipwrecked and you have no drinking water its the way to take in seawater without having to desalinate it."

I'll remember that next time I am sailing round the world!

To the OP, if you have any fruit squash dissolve a tsp of sugar and a tsp of salt in a pint of diluted squash and sip slowly.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

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By *ercedes62Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I was always told by a friend that was a GP mixed half and half with bottled water.

Make sure you use the normal as you need the sugar in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are dehydrated?

Ate something dodgey i think.. spent best part of 6 hours spewing. Had the shakes n couldnt warm up.

Spent yesterday wretching everytime i took a sip of water and managed a few dry crackers yesterday evening. Woke up with a pounding head n feels like ive been punched in the kidneys"

Over the counter remadies, just tell the chemist, your symptoms an you will get something suitabl....

You haven't been doing anal to pussy or rough sex, it might sound a bit like UTI and you might need your doctor to give you antibiotics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop a cannula in and attach a saline drip?

May not be the quickest way, or the most practical.... In fact ignore me..... Why do you ask anyway x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry just read your post above.

If it helps, when the kids were I'll the doctor advised water with a pinch of salt and teaspoon of sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pop a cannula in and attach a saline drip?

May not be the quickest way, or the most practical.... In fact ignore me..... Why do you ask anyway x"

Ill just get one out of my bathroom cabinet!

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