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My god, the things parents used to do to scare you into behaving.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A trip down memory lane, we were often warned to "Close the door!" :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNF_hGf627c

Never did find out what "they" were.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

A wet wooden spoon lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't stop biting your nails, the skin will grow over the ends of your fingers, and you will have to go to hospital and have the skin cut off. Caught me just at the right age when I believed everything mum said. Instant cure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you keep playing with it then it will fall off. (hasn't happened yet)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Locusts? Flies?

My mother was just scary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't stop picking your nose, your brains will drop out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you don't stop biting your nails, the skin will grow over the ends of your fingers, and you will have to go to hospital and have the skin cut off. Caught me just at the right age when I believed everything mum said. Instant cure "

;o;, job well done.

My eldest brother once said "If yer keep picking yer nose, yer head'll cave in when yer 17"

I'm still here, make of that what you will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't pick your belly button you will pop

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I can tell when your lying - your eyes are turning green

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Measure twice, cut once....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wait till you're father gets home!!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

you will grow horns if you misbehave

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You wait till you're father gets home!! "

Now I'm singing that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My great aunts favourite scare tactic was "don't you go up those stairs or ill call the Axe man on you!"

Never ever went up her stairs......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don't stop biting your nails, the skin will grow over the ends of your fingers, and you will have to go to hospital and have the skin cut off. Caught me just at the right age when I believed everything mum said. Instant cure

;o;, job well done.

My eldest brother once said "If yer keep picking yer nose, yer head'll cave in when yer 17"

I'm still here, make of that what you will. "

I suspect it was partly down to the fact that I was just at that age where I believed everything she said

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

the monsters under the bed will get you if you get out of bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the monsters under the bed will get you if you get out of bed"

lol, modern teenagers and students must be WELL scared.

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

If you don't stop crying, I'll give you something to really cry about...

Worked every time as I knew a slap was coming if I carried on..

Also, The more you go on the more I will say no...

I'm think I'm still scarred with this, as soon as someone says no to me I'm like ok no worries, either that or was it a good life lesson that I can't always get what I want.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the monsters under the bed will get you if you get out of bed

lol, modern teenagers and students must be WELL scared. "

I think some mothers are well scared of modern teenagers and students these days! Lack of respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heard these growing up also!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tell mine that when they lie they're tongue turns green, it's great when they both blame each other for something because I know the guilty one is the one who won't show me their tongue

And I use 'stop picking your nose your brains will fall out'

'if the wind changes your face will stay like that'

'if you keep playing with your willy it'll fall off '

And I threaten to put in their mouth if they say bad words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A choice of snooker cue, wire coat hangers, slippers, and a very firm hand usually kept me under control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A choice of snooker cue, wire coat hangers, slippers, and a very firm hand usually kept me under control"

And that was from my mum!

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By *adyA01Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

My mum only had to wave her wooden spoon at me and I behaved lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

My dad could control us from across a crowded room with just a look. He never smacked us so it wasn't fear but he did ground us and take away privileges etc if we were naughty. He followed through on what he said he would do. Not a lot of parents do that these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mum used to say when the ice cream man plays his tune no ice cream left and he only blew his whistle at night at bedtime lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You wait till you're father gets home!!

Now I'm singing that.

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Lol loved that programme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dad could control us from across a crowded room with just a look. He never smacked us so it wasn't fear but he did ground us and take away privileges etc if we were naughty. He followed through on what he said he would do. Not a lot of parents do that these days. "

I think a lot do. It just proves you don't need lies or physical aggression to keep kids on track.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You wait till you're father gets home!!

Now I'm singing that.

Lol loved that programme "

What programme is this??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the monsters under the bed will get you if you get out of bed"

In this day of age they'll be expecting monsters inc to start a party off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i was a kid i put a bead from necklace in my mouth and my auntie said i could swallow it then a man with a big knife would have to cut my stomach open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My parents used to ring the "truth fairy" when we were young... we all knew the truth fairy would expose our lies! And scared us all into telling the truth! Well... until the day we heard the wrong number tone and they admitted it wasnt real!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

leather belt n wooden spoon scared me..

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area


"If you don't stop picking your nose, your brains will drop out "

I used to say this to a little girl who lived next door.

Her Mum came ujp to me and said she was having tea with the vicar when the little girl came up with a huge bogie on the end of her finger and said "Mummy, mummy, look my brain is coming out in big bits now". Cue vicar spurting tea all over himself and she looking so embarrassed

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