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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's everyone's fav movie quote ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be back!!

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

I have two, both from same movie...

Take me to a world where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity and every shag guarantees an orgasm!

And

The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never Rub Another Mans Rhubarb"

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

You need to be kissed and often and by someone who knows how.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

If you will not turn to the dark side, then perhaps she will

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"we're gonna need a bigger boat"

And

"unlease hell"

And

"do you feel lucky?"

And

"I am your Father"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you see is what you get

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"If you will not turn to the dark side, then perhaps she will"

Hey! I'm watching star wars epi 4!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have two, both from same movie...

Take me to a world where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity and every shag guarantees an orgasm!

And

The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah! Love this x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is

Don't know if you know but I'm a pretty big deal. My apartment smells of rich mahogany and is filled with many leather bound books.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What you rebel agains ? What you got -marlin Brando wild one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From same 'blokie' film... you know the one

"Git to da chapper"

"if it bleeds we can keel it"

"I ain't got time to bleed!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day...." Withnail and I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was cured all right!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"From same 'blokie' film... you know the one

"Git to da chapper"

"if it bleeds we can keel it"

"I ain't got time to bleed!"

"

i think these are from preditor x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Keep the change, ya filthy animal!"
ant remember the movie but I can remember seeing it on home alone hahaa xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't fuxk with the wongs -the wanderers

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

YOUR ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say “hello” to my little friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm surfing, I'm fuckin surfing...check it out"

"Some snort for it, jab a vein for it....all you gotta do is jump"

Alltime personal fave film (RIP Patrick)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Toga toga toga

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dads are like arseholes everyone's got one but at the end of the day their still arseholes hahahha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Lester Burnham. This is my neighbourhood. This is my street. This ... is my life. I am 42 years old. In less than a year I will be dead. Of course, I don't know that yet. And in a way I am dead already.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

You are only suppose to blow the bloody doors off

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By *alletAndPurseCouple
over a year ago

preston

may the force be with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know how to whistle don't you,

you just put your lips together and blow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If he dies he dies -rocky 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never get out of the boat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crucifixion ? Yes

1st on your left take a cross

Shut up big nose

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

...the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one or the few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just keep swimming just keep swimming,I saw a boat,follow me........hey stop following me!! Finding nemo the legend that is dory.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just keep swimming just keep swimming,I saw a boat,follow me........hey stop following me!! Finding nemo the legend that is dory. "
hahaha I love this one haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What you looking at dickless I'm sure ain't gna suck your dick -wade garret (roadhouse)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just keep swimming just keep swimming,I saw a boat,follow me........hey stop following me!! Finding nemo the legend that is dory. hahaha I love this one haha "

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By *alletAndPurseCouple
over a year ago

preston

The Force is strong with this one.

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By *alletAndPurseCouple
over a year ago

preston

A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/12/13 19:49:51]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!

(Autocomplete screwed me first time round )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy! Monty python

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way...yes way!

(Although I'm watching Star Wars too).

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By *alletAndPurseCouple
over a year ago

preston

This little on is not worth the effort

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By *alletAndPurseCouple
over a year ago

preston

she is fast enough for the old man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"she is fast enough for the old man "
drive it like you stole it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND!

Full metal jacket

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND!

Full metal jacket "

I was just going to put this one hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name's Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've d*unk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together

Heartbreak ridge... Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND!

Full metal jacket I was just going to put this one hahaha "

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't fuxk with the wongs -the wanderers "

Best movie quote of all time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't fuxk with the wongs -the wanderers

Best movie quote of all time "

along side with leave the kid alone haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND!

Full metal jacket I was just going to put this one hahaha

Sorry"

its ok great minds think alike lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't fuxk with the wongs -the wanderers

Best movie quote of all time "

Im sick of running from these wimps .

Warriors . Classic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want a sandwich bacon.lock stock an 2 smoking barrels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you want a sandwich bacon.lock stock an 2 smoking barrels."

" its a deal, its a steal, its the sale of the facking century.. In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you want a sandwich bacon.lock stock an 2 smoking barrels.

" its a deal, its a steal, its the sale of the facking century.. In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it""

you get the guns I drive the car! Classic quotes all through this guy ritchie movie

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Too many lock stock, human traffic, Monty Python ones to list so I'll go for...

What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too many lock stock, human traffic, Monty Python ones to list so I'll go for...

What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you want a sandwich bacon.lock stock an 2 smoking barrels.

" its a deal, its a steal, its the sale of the facking century.. In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it" you get the guns I drive the car! Classic quotes all through this guy ritchie movie "

Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

What happened to your nose, Gittes? Somebody slam a bedroom window on it?

Nope, your wife got excited. She crossed her legs a little too quick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What happened to your nose, Gittes? Somebody slam a bedroom window on it?

Nope, your wife got excited. She crossed her legs a little too quick. "

hahaha that's ace hahaha xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too many lock stock, human traffic, Monty Python ones to list so I'll go for...

What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have what she's having ....When Harry met Sally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neo - I know Kung Fu

Morpheus - Show me.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have what she's having ....When Harry met Sally "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Neo - I know Kung Fu

Morpheus - Show me..... "

so what will it be the red pill or te blue pill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you want a sandwich bacon.lock stock an 2 smoking barrels.

" its a deal, its a steal, its the sale of the facking century.. In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it" you get the guns I drive the car! Classic quotes all through this guy ritchie movie

Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound!! "

one of the best fly pitching quotes ive ever heard pure genius!

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"you complete me.."

soppy but true x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you want a sandwich bacon.lock stock an 2 smoking barrels.

" its a deal, its a steal, its the sale of the facking century.. In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it" you get the guns I drive the car! Classic quotes all through this guy ritchie movie

Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound!! "

one of the best fly pitching quotes ive ever heard pure genius!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pardon the 'verbosity':

But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

V for Vendetta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to be a pie, I don't like gravy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Revolutionary road, April Wheeler,

Look at us. We are just like everyone else. Weve bought into the same, ridiculous delusion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know what nemesis means! Brick top in snatch.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

It can't rain all the time.

Mother is the name of God on the lips of all children.

Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood.

Be awesome to one another.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"It can't rain all the time.

Mother is the name of God on the lips of all children.

Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood.

Be awesome to one another."

The crow! I love that movie x

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Attack! Attack!..............................................................................................................Run away! Run away!

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

My favourite movie. I have a tattoo of Brandon Lee as The Crow on my leg. I adore it. The film and the tattoo.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"It can't rain all the time.

Mother is the name of God on the lips of all children.

Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood.

Be awesome to one another."

And stand by me! Thought the bottom one was bill and Ted but thats excellent not awesome so I'm stuck x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Attack! Attack!..............................................................................................................Run away! Run away!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Revolutionary road, April Wheeler,

Look at us. We are just like everyone else. Weve bought into the same, ridiculous delusion."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't want to be a pie, I don't like gravy! "
chicken run amazing quote haha x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

“There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.”

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... You have no power over me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D'oh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"D'oh!"
simple but effective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruges is a shithole........

'In Bruges". Awesome

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend


"It can't rain all the time.

Mother is the name of God on the lips of all children.

Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood.

Be awesome to one another.

And stand by me! Thought the bottom one was bill and Ted but thats excellent not awesome so I'm stuck x"

It was Bill and Ted, got my words mixed up!!! I blame the wine spritzers!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."

XXXX

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By *rencherMan
over a year ago

Derby

"These go to eleven..."

This Is Spinal Tap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love lamp

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Not a movie but...

"My wings are like a shield of steel...your bullets cannot harm me!"

Batfink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a movie but...

"My wings are like a shield of steel...your bullets cannot harm me!"

Batfink "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."

XXXX"

Fantastic quote! A definite winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my two favorites the classics

I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's everyone's fav movie quote ? "

Well well, if it isn't the smoker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't you see that killing me is not going to bring back your apples?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have too many all depends on my mood but tonight it is "tonight we dine in hell" x

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By *amie0151Man
over a year ago

Wallasey


"What's everyone's fav movie quote ? "

The end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?

Lance: What?

Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.

Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like

Kilgore: victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the best part of you ran down the crack of your mothers ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress ..platoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soooo many good ones but as I'm feeing in a sentimental mood tonight.....

' you had me at hello'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make ya famous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A favourite :

Steve Martin ( from All of Me?) : "What kind of seeing-eye dog is this?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

- Annie Hall 1977

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's to swimming, with bow legged women" Jaws lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Instead, I choose vodka & Chaka Khan'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instead of a lay, I chose life, smiles, and this for ever after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Instead of a lay, I chose life, smiles, and this for ever after "

A personal fav of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't he just beam up?

This is reality.

E.T.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe...

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

All those... moments... will be lost in time, like tears... in... rain.

Time... to die...

(Blade Runner)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna smash the fuckin' granny out of that.

Football factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dude i almost had you"

R.I.P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There 2 quotes from the same film and sum me up perfect..

Speed. To be able to control it. To know that I can control something that's out of control.

I'm more afraid of being nothing than I am of being hurt.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Can I have a jam sandwich please Mrs patterson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You beatin' 10 cops. How come I don't see no bruises on you?"

'Cause I'm a karate man, see! And a karate man bruises on the inside! They don't show their weakness. But you don't know that because you're a big Barry White looking motherfucker! So get outta my face!" 

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

You just shot that helicopter with a car

Die hard 4.0 awsome scene end with a great line

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

["Sweet Home Alabama" plays in background]

Garland Greene: Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can't see the angles no more, you're in trouble. 

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"["Sweet Home Alabama" plays in background]

Garland Greene: Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show me the money !

Help me help you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're entering a world of pain"

(Big Lebowski)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is not a movie quote but a song lyric which I think is apt to the site.

I like your style I have been watching you for a while, lets skip to the good bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choose life......train spotting ewan McGregor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choose life......train spotting ewan McGregor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."

XXXX an thats the one brick top at his best oooooh goose pimples (shudders)

Fantastic quote! A definite winner "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keep the change, ya filthy animal! ant remember the movie but I can remember seeing it on home alone hahaa xx"

one of the great cinema fakes, it was created specially for home alone its not from an old film.

my fave: "are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And if the milk turns sour, I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it

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By *layfulposerMan
over a year ago

leicester

Honestly I dont give a dam

But will 8 inches do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

game over man, game over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you want a sandwich bacon.lock stock an 2 smoking barrels.

" its a deal, its a steal, its the sale of the facking century.. In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it" you get the guns I drive the car! Classic quotes all through this guy ritchie movie

Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound!! "

Guns for show, knives for a pro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'What floor are we on?'

'Mid teens I think'

'Ok. Let me know when we get to 20. I'm gonna throw up'

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

It's true. This man has no dick.

Ghostbusters

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By *lubPartyPeepsCouple
over a year ago

London

'We do know that the river is wide and that the current is strong, so if anymore cheerful information comes along I'll be only too happy to pass it along, in the mean time just think of this as on the job training..'

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Why don't you light up you tampon and blow up your box? ... 'cos that's the only bang you're ever going to get!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George Hanson: Oh, no. What you represent to them is freedom.

Billy: What the hell is wrong with freedom? That's what it's all about.

George Hanson: Oh, yeah, that's right. That's what's it's all about, all right. But talkin' about it and bein' it, that's two different things. I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace. Of course, don't ever tell anybody that they're not free, 'cause then they're gonna get real busy killin' and maimin' to prove to you that they are. Oh, yeah, they're gonna talk to you, and talk to you, and talk to you about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em.

Jack Nicholson & Dennis Hopper in

Easy Rider.

XXXX

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

I may have the body of a woman but I have the heart and stomach of a king.

Elizabeth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a jam sandwich please Mrs patterson"
great quote x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""dude i almost had you"

R.I.P"

another great quote and it' dosent matter if you win by an inch or a mile winnings winning xx

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

they live classic

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

Life moves pretty fast if u don't stop and take a look around once in a while you could miss it

a good bug is a dead bug

You see the size of that damn chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, you're obviously the big dick. And there on either side of you are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little, mincy faggot balls. You dicks have driving clarity of vision. But they're not clever; they smell pussy, and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy, and have brought your two little, mincey, faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here- just a dose that will make you wish you were born a women. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your guns. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now fuck off!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

do... or do not .... there is no try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't piss down my back then tell me it's raining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't piss down my back then tell me it's raining."

The Outlaw Josey Wales ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's my duty to please the booty!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's true. This man has no dick.

Ghostbusters"

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