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Ripped crotch..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

..just got back from a bit of shopping. And just arrived home. Only to find that the crotch area of my jeans is ripped.

And they were my favourite. Think all the food went down to my cock instead of my stomach lol

...off to Sainsbury's for a replacement bottoms. And that's my mini rant concluded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merry Crotchless

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk


" Merry Crotchless "

And a gappy new year

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pmsl!

...i'd need a cock sock now an all. It's wrinkling lool

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

When did you notice? I hope you didn't scare any old ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pmsl!

...i'd need a cock sock now an all. It's wrinkling lool

"

You'll need more than that once the cold gets too it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*makes note not to buy denims from Sainsbury's*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When did you notice? I hope you didn't scare any old ladies.

"
its been cold out today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were you doing the splits while shopping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Merry Crotchless

And a gappy new year "

excellent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you going for crotchless meggings at the social?

I'm worried what you may drip on my heels you want to borrow . . .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just stretched my legs to get in to the car and heard something go 'rip' lol. I think i may need to get a smaller and lower car to avoid this in the future again.

...all my trousers have been ruined like this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you going for crotchless meggings at the social?

I'm worried what you may drip on my heels you want to borrow . . . "

*makes a note for leapord print boxers*

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Do hope you werent out there commando , sitting on a bus would not be a good look

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do hope you werent out there commando , sitting on a bus would not be a good look "

...i never go out commando. I just can't do it.

I'd be flopping all over the place like a fish lol

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

LMAO omg I just went to look at the plaice..;)

that sure is a new position for a BJ.. hope he was quick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"LMAO omg I just went to look at the plaice..;)

that sure is a new position for a BJ.. hope he was quick. "

...talk about ducking and a diving lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao you fat bastard, did you eat Joeyyyyy?

I always get holes in my jodhpurs round the crotch, air vents.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lmao you fat bastard, did you eat Joeyyyyy?

I always get holes in my jodhpurs round the crotch, air vents."

...i'd eat you in a bit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe need to cut you finger nails if your going to have a good itch xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe need to cut you finger nails if your going to have a good itch xx"

...i need a good shave for that! Lol

It's been a while since i've exposed myself. So, needs doing a bit lol.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Reminds of a boy from my village walking around the local large town with a motor bike battery in his back pack. Went to get back on his bike to go home and thought how cold his bike seat was until one of his mates suggested he look at the battery in his back pack. It had fallen over, the acid leaked out onto his jeans and rotted the material meaning he had been walking around the town on a busy Saturday afternoon with his arse hanging out of his jeans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lmao you fat bastard, did you eat Joeyyyyy?

I always get holes in my jodhpurs round the crotch, air vents.

...i'd eat you in a bit!!

"

Aren't you full after eating Joey Essex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lmao you fat bastard, did you eat Joeyyyyy?

I always get holes in my jodhpurs round the crotch, air vents.

...i'd eat you in a bit!!

Aren't you full after eating Joey Essex?"

...my appetite is elsewhere tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happens to my levis too, first place to rip all the time lol

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By *amie0151Man
over a year ago

Wallasey


"When did you notice? I hope you didn't scare any old ladies.

"

Yeah... I heard one old lady was so scared she had a stroke

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