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"Sorry to have to tell you but .... Thingy fell from the roof trying to catch whatsit. They both fell on the new fella as he was about to kiss his lady friend.... very messy. We all miss them very much. Pearl and Snoggy are still being held captive. I'll keep you posted. " Thanks for breaking it to me gently. I'm just off for a sob. | |||
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"Ok Granny, 'fess up, where are you hiding them? " In a biscuit tin ..... ! Where else do grannies keep things ? | |||
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"Ok Granny, 'fess up, where are you hiding them? In a biscuit tin ..... ! Where else do grannies keep things ?" dont all grannies have a "goodie cupboard"??? | |||
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"Ok Granny, 'fess up, where are you hiding them? In a biscuit tin ..... ! Where else do grannies keep things ?" Bloody 'ell...how big are your Jammy Dodgers? | |||
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"Ok Granny, 'fess up, where are you hiding them? In a biscuit tin ..... ! Where else do grannies keep things ? Bloody 'ell...how big are your Jammy Dodgers? " You must be flindbolded and fiddle wiz my macaroons for the answer to that! | |||
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"Thingy? & wotsit? I need advice from the Pearly Snog or whatever they're called....who's who? Did that other fella & his new lady ever return? I realise this would be more useful if I could remember anyone's user name " Best advice I think for you is, let it go, remember the good and you won't be disappointed. | |||
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"Ok Granny, 'fess up, where are you hiding them? In a biscuit tin ..... ! Where else do grannies keep things ? Bloody 'ell...how big are your Jammy Dodgers? You must be flindbolded and fiddle wiz my macaroons for the answer to that!" Will a sweet sherry at the Travellodge before we go to the social do it? | |||
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"Thingy? & wotsit? I need advice from the Pearly Snog or whatever they're called....who's who? Did that other fella & his new lady ever return? I realise this would be more useful if I could remember anyone's user name " OK give us a clue.. | |||
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"Ok Granny, 'fess up, where are you hiding them? In a biscuit tin ..... ! Where else do grannies keep things ? Bloody 'ell...how big are your Jammy Dodgers? You must be flindbolded and fiddle wiz my macaroons for the answer to that! Will a sweet sherry at the Travellodge before we go to the social do it? " Okay! I vill pour two glasses down you .... but no more ! | |||
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"Ok Granny, 'fess up, where are you hiding them? In a biscuit tin ..... ! Where else do grannies keep things ? Bloody 'ell...how big are your Jammy Dodgers? You must be flindbolded and fiddle wiz my macaroons for the answer to that! Will a sweet sherry at the Travellodge before we go to the social do it? Okay! I vill pour two glasses down you .... but no more ! " | |||
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"Ok Granny, 'fess up, where are you hiding them? In a biscuit tin ..... ! Where else do grannies keep things ? dont all grannies have a "goodie cupboard"???" Can I play in your goodie cupboard | |||
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"Sorry to have to tell you but .... Thingy fell from the roof trying to catch whatsit. They both fell on the new fella as he was about to kiss his lady friend.... very messy. We all miss them very much. Pearl and Snoggy are still being held captive. I'll keep you posted. " Granny sure your not the neighbour big bad was talking about the other day. You havn't buried them under the patio have you??? | |||
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"Ok Granny, 'fess up, where are you hiding them? In a biscuit tin ..... ! Where else do grannies keep things ? dont all grannies have a "goodie cupboard"??? Can I play in your goodie cupboard " keys in the post .... | |||
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"Ok Granny, 'fess up, where are you hiding them? In a biscuit tin ..... ! Where else do grannies keep things ? dont all grannies have a "goodie cupboard"??? Can I play in your goodie cupboard keys in the post ...." OOOOOHHHH didn't know you had a chastity belt..............how many keys have you got cut ??????? | |||
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"Ok Granny, 'fess up, where are you hiding them? In a biscuit tin ..... ! Where else do grannies keep things ? dont all grannies have a "goodie cupboard"??? Can I play in your goodie cupboard keys in the post .... OOOOOHHHH didn't know you had a chastity belt..............how many keys have you got cut ??????? " lets just say im on first name terms with the guy in timpsons..... | |||
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"do you mean arclite and furry boots. Thats the only couple i can think of" Na hes on about whosit and thingy ya know your mate lol xx | |||
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"do you mean arclite and furry boots. Thats the only couple i can think of Na hes on about whosit and thingy ya know your mate lol xx " Dont start your still in trouble with me, havent told maddie you called us simple yet | |||
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