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"There are a few things at the moment that amuse me...something in particular and I just keeping thinking to myself what a plonker lol " There are plonkers and plonkettes in mine | |||
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"There are a few things at the moment that amuse me...something in particular and I just keeping thinking to myself what a plonker lol "   | |||
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"There are a few things at the moment that amuse me...something in particular and I just keeping thinking to myself what a plonker lol "Not youuuuu - Im so so so sure | |||
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"There are a few things at the moment that amuse me...something in particular and I just keeping thinking to myself what a plonker lol "Not you my lovely x | |||
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"There are a few things at the moment that amuse me...something in particular and I just keeping thinking to myself what a plonker lol There are plonkers and plonkettes in mine "Hmmmmm  | |||
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"I agree!!! I'm gonna get achy eyes the amount of times I've the past few days "Ah the eye rolls ... indeedy | |||
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"gotta love a bitching thread "Not much festive spirit in any threads bitching always haha!! | |||
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"gotta love a bitching thread
Not much festive spirit in any threads bitching always haha!!
"Im not bitching .. goodness me There is a difference between having a bitch about people and being amused by what they say etc | |||
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"gotta love a bitching thread
Not much festive spirit in any threads bitching always haha!!
Im not bitching .. goodness me
There is a difference between having a bitch about people and being amused by what they say etc
"I'm not bitching I'm amused.... | |||
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"gotta love a bitching thread
Not much festive spirit in any threads bitching always haha!!
Im not bitching .. goodness me
There is a difference between having a bitch about people and being amused by what they say etc
I'm not bitching I'm amused.... "Paddy's amusing me today - as well as a few other things!  | |||
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"gotta love a bitching thread
Not much festive spirit in any threads bitching always haha!!
Im not bitching .. goodness me
There is a difference between having a bitch about people and being amused by what they say etc
I'm not bitching I'm amused....
Paddy's amusing me today - as well as a few other things! "Indeed he has ticked me too .... amused | |||
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"Are you smiling and stuff? How does it feel?" I asked you to fuck me in another thread That amused me - I like smiling today | |||
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"I'm finding things infuriating today! Am actually rather angry "Amused only .. please leave | |||
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"gotta love a bitching thread
Not much festive spirit in any threads bitching always haha!!
Im not bitching .. goodness me
There is a difference between having a bitch about people and being amused by what they say etc
I'm not bitching I'm amused....
Paddy's amusing me today - as well as a few other things!
Indeed he has ticked me too .... amused "Think he's tickled us all the mad sod | |||
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"Are you smiling and stuff? How does it feel? I asked you to fuck me in another thread That amused me - I like smiling today " And I said "go on then chuckles" where are you? My pants are down, my cocks hard, I can't stand at the bus stop forever | |||
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"gotta love a bitching thread
Not much festive spirit in any threads bitching always haha!!
Im not bitching .. goodness me
There is a difference between having a bitch about people and being amused by what they say etc
"Good to hear......
Most seem to be over Xmas so amused is refreshing. x | |||
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"Are you smiling and stuff? How does it feel? I asked you to fuck me in another thread That amused me - I like smiling today And I said "go on then chuckles" where are you? My pants are down, my cocks hard, I can't stand at the bus stop forever " I burnt my chin with a pot noodle then I didn't revisit said thread when I felt my comment was unappreciated ( sob sob) Yay though - still amused | |||
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"I'm finding things infuriating today! Am actually rather angry
Amused only .. please leave "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr *slams door* | |||
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"I'm finding things infuriating today! Am actually rather angry
Amused only .. please leave
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr *slams door*"Noooooooo come back let me amuse you Tell us whats pissed you off - we can help with amusement | |||
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"Are you smiling and stuff? How does it feel? I asked you to fuck me in another thread That amused me - I like smiling today And I said "go on then chuckles" where are you? My pants are down, my cocks hard, I can't stand at the bus stop forever I burnt my chin with a pot noodle then I didn't revisit said thread when I felt my comment was unappreciated ( sob sob) Yay though - still amused " Nobody understands you and your blueberries | |||
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"Are you smiling and stuff? How does it feel? I asked you to fuck me in another thread That amused me - I like smiling today And I said "go on then chuckles" where are you? My pants are down, my cocks hard, I can't stand at the bus stop forever I burnt my chin with a pot noodle then I didn't revisit said thread when I felt my comment was unappreciated ( sob sob) Yay though - still amused Nobody understands you and your blueberries " Hahaha they just don't like me ... ssshhhh though | |||
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"Are you smiling and stuff? How does it feel? I asked you to fuck me in another thread That amused me - I like smiling today And I said "go on then chuckles" where are you? My pants are down, my cocks hard, I can't stand at the bus stop forever I burnt my chin with a pot noodle then I didn't revisit said thread when I felt my comment was unappreciated ( sob sob) Yay though - still amused Nobody understands you and your blueberries Hahaha they just don't like me ... ssshhhh though "Everyone likes you, in their own special way | |||
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"Are you smiling and stuff? How does it feel? I asked you to fuck me in another thread That amused me - I like smiling today And I said "go on then chuckles" where are you? My pants are down, my cocks hard, I can't stand at the bus stop forever I burnt my chin with a pot noodle then I didn't revisit said thread when I felt my comment was unappreciated ( sob sob) Yay though - still amused Nobody understands you and your blueberries Hahaha they just don't like me ... ssshhhh though
Everyone likes you, in their own special way "Hahaha now that is amusing in itself | |||
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"Are you smiling and stuff? How does it feel? I asked you to fuck me in another thread That amused me - I like smiling today And I said "go on then chuckles" where are you? My pants are down, my cocks hard, I can't stand at the bus stop forever I burnt my chin with a pot noodle then I didn't revisit said thread when I felt my comment was unappreciated ( sob sob) Yay though - still amused Nobody understands you and your blueberries Hahaha they just don't like me ... ssshhhh though
Everyone likes you, in their own special way
Hahaha now that is amusing in itself "So, erm, about that fuck... | |||
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"Are you smiling and stuff? How does it feel? I asked you to fuck me in another thread That amused me - I like smiling today And I said "go on then chuckles" where are you? My pants are down, my cocks hard, I can't stand at the bus stop forever I burnt my chin with a pot noodle then I didn't revisit said thread when I felt my comment was unappreciated ( sob sob) Yay though - still amused Nobody understands you and your blueberries Hahaha they just don't like me ... ssshhhh though
Everyone likes you, in their own special way
Hahaha now that is amusing in itself
So, erm, about that fuck..."You know where I am chubster | |||
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"Are you smiling and stuff? How does it feel? I asked you to fuck me in another thread That amused me - I like smiling today And I said "go on then chuckles" where are you? My pants are down, my cocks hard, I can't stand at the bus stop forever I burnt my chin with a pot noodle then I didn't revisit said thread when I felt my comment was unappreciated ( sob sob) Yay though - still amused Nobody understands you and your blueberries Hahaha they just don't like me ... ssshhhh though
Everyone likes you, in their own special way
Hahaha now that is amusing in itself
So, erm, about that fuck...
You know where I am chubster "I love it when you flatter me  | |||
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"Are you smiling and stuff? How does it feel? I asked you to fuck me in another thread That amused me - I like smiling today And I said "go on then chuckles" where are you? My pants are down, my cocks hard, I can't stand at the bus stop forever I burnt my chin with a pot noodle then I didn't revisit said thread when I felt my comment was unappreciated ( sob sob) Yay though - still amused Nobody understands you and your blueberries Hahaha they just don't like me ... ssshhhh though
Everyone likes you, in their own special way
Hahaha now that is amusing in itself
So, erm, about that fuck...
You know where I am chubster
I love it when you flatter me "Stop now ... im moist | |||
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"There are a few things at the moment that amuse me...something in particular and I just keeping thinking to myself what a plonker lol There are plonkers and plonkettes in mine " | |||
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"Are you smiling and stuff? How does it feel? I asked you to fuck me in another thread That amused me - I like smiling today And I said "go on then chuckles" where are you? My pants are down, my cocks hard, I can't stand at the bus stop forever I burnt my chin with a pot noodle then I didn't revisit said thread when I felt my comment was unappreciated ( sob sob) Yay though - still amused Nobody understands you and your blueberries Hahaha they just don't like me ... ssshhhh though
Everyone likes you, in their own special way
Hahaha now that is amusing in itself
So, erm, about that fuck...
You know where I am chubster
I love it when you flatter me
Stop now ... im moist "Did you spill your pot noodle? | |||
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"Are you smiling and stuff? How does it feel? I asked you to fuck me in another thread That amused me - I like smiling today And I said "go on then chuckles" where are you? My pants are down, my cocks hard, I can't stand at the bus stop forever I burnt my chin with a pot noodle then I didn't revisit said thread when I felt my comment was unappreciated ( sob sob) Yay though - still amused Nobody understands you and your blueberries Hahaha they just don't like me ... ssshhhh though
Everyone likes you, in their own special way
Hahaha now that is amusing in itself
So, erm, about that fuck...
You know where I am chubster
I love it when you flatter me
Stop now ... im moist
Did you spill your pot noodle?"I burnt my chin .. it was worse than the pizza cheese incident | |||
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"Are you smiling and stuff? How does it feel? I asked you to fuck me in another thread That amused me - I like smiling today And I said "go on then chuckles" where are you? My pants are down, my cocks hard, I can't stand at the bus stop forever I burnt my chin with a pot noodle then I didn't revisit said thread when I felt my comment was unappreciated ( sob sob) Yay though - still amused Nobody understands you and your blueberries Hahaha they just don't like me ... ssshhhh though
Everyone likes you, in their own special way
Hahaha now that is amusing in itself
So, erm, about that fuck...
You know where I am chubster
I love it when you flatter me
Stop now ... im moist
Did you spill your pot noodle?
I burnt my chin .. it was worse than the pizza cheese incident "I looked on Wikipedia and found nothing on the pizza cheese incident ... What happened? | |||
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"Are you smiling and stuff? How does it feel? I asked you to fuck me in another thread That amused me - I like smiling today And I said "go on then chuckles" where are you? My pants are down, my cocks hard, I can't stand at the bus stop forever I burnt my chin with a pot noodle then I didn't revisit said thread when I felt my comment was unappreciated ( sob sob) Yay though - still amused Nobody understands you and your blueberries Hahaha they just don't like me ... ssshhhh though
Everyone likes you, in their own special way
Hahaha now that is amusing in itself
So, erm, about that fuck...
You know where I am chubster
I love it when you flatter me
Stop now ... im moist
Did you spill your pot noodle?
I burnt my chin .. it was worse than the pizza cheese incident
I looked on Wikipedia and found nothing on the pizza cheese incident ... What happened? "The cheese dribbled on to my chin ... burning hot cheese I had a blister - I was not attractive | |||
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"Are you smiling and stuff? How does it feel? I asked you to fuck me in another thread That amused me - I like smiling today And I said "go on then chuckles" where are you? My pants are down, my cocks hard, I can't stand at the bus stop forever I burnt my chin with a pot noodle then I didn't revisit said thread when I felt my comment was unappreciated ( sob sob) Yay though - still amused Nobody understands you and your blueberries Hahaha they just don't like me ... ssshhhh though
Everyone likes you, in their own special way
Hahaha now that is amusing in itself
So, erm, about that fuck...
You know where I am chubster
I love it when you flatter me
Stop now ... im moist
Did you spill your pot noodle?
I burnt my chin .. it was worse than the pizza cheese incident
I looked on Wikipedia and found nothing on the pizza cheese incident ... What happened?
The cheese dribbled on to my chin ... burning hot cheese
I had a blister - I was not attractive "So you're going to have a bigger blister this time? | |||
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"Are you smiling and stuff? How does it feel? I asked you to fuck me in another thread That amused me - I like smiling today And I said "go on then chuckles" where are you? My pants are down, my cocks hard, I can't stand at the bus stop forever I burnt my chin with a pot noodle then I didn't revisit said thread when I felt my comment was unappreciated ( sob sob) Yay though - still amused Nobody understands you and your blueberries Hahaha they just don't like me ... ssshhhh though
Everyone likes you, in their own special way
Hahaha now that is amusing in itself
So, erm, about that fuck...
You know where I am chubster
I love it when you flatter me
Stop now ... im moist
Did you spill your pot noodle?
I burnt my chin .. it was worse than the pizza cheese incident
I looked on Wikipedia and found nothing on the pizza cheese incident ... What happened?
The cheese dribbled on to my chin ... burning hot cheese
I had a blister - I was not attractive
So you're going to have a bigger blister this time? "No I acted quick ... I put burn patch on right away | |||
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"I'm finding things infuriating today! Am actually rather angry
Amused only .. please leave
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr *slams door*
Noooooooo come back let me amuse you
Tell us whats pissed you off - we can help with amusement "Mortgage company moving goalposts, threatening me and speaking to me like something they stepped in on the street. | |||
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"This thread is anything but amusing now  "I'll get me coat ... | |||
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"I'm finding things infuriating today! Am actually rather angry
Amused only .. please leave
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr *slams door*
Noooooooo come back let me amuse you
Tell us whats pissed you off - we can help with amusement
Mortgage company moving goalposts, threatening me and speaking to me like something they stepped in on the street. "Ah right ... well you don't angry at them firstly - you speak firmly and in an even tone You will not tolerate being spoken to like that and in a threatening manner - you are noting it all down to be sent to your solicitor ( if they are going back on something that has been promised to you) Never shout at them - they respond better if you keep an even level headed tone xxx | |||
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"This thread is anything but amusing now
I'll get me coat ..."Great hurry up Im drying up | |||
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"I'm finding things infuriating today! Am actually rather angry
Amused only .. please leave
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr *slams door*
Noooooooo come back let me amuse you
Tell us whats pissed you off - we can help with amusement
Mortgage company moving goalposts, threatening me and speaking to me like something they stepped in on the street.
Ah right ... well you don't angry at them firstly - you speak firmly and in an even tone
You will not tolerate being spoken to like that and in a threatening manner - you are noting it all down to be sent to your solicitor ( if they are going back on something that has been promised to you)
Never shout at them - they respond better if you keep an even level headed tone xxx"Oh I didn't shout at them I just called him all sorts after I hung up which is why I'm in a vilemood now  | |||
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"I'm finding things infuriating today! Am actually rather angry
Amused only .. please leave
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr *slams door*
Noooooooo come back let me amuse you
Tell us whats pissed you off - we can help with amusement
Mortgage company moving goalposts, threatening me and speaking to me like something they stepped in on the street.
Ah right ... well you don't angry at them firstly - you speak firmly and in an even tone
You will not tolerate being spoken to like that and in a threatening manner - you are noting it all down to be sent to your solicitor ( if they are going back on something that has been promised to you)
Never shout at them - they respond better if you keep an even level headed tone xxx
Oh I didn't shout at them I just called him all sorts after I hung up which is why I'm in a vilemood now "Ahh well Ill give you a virtual hug ... and let me tell you I don't do that virtual hug or kiss malarky | |||
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"This thread is anything but amusing now
I'll get me coat ...
Great hurry up Im drying up"Oooooerrrr that's no good! | |||
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"I'm finding things infuriating today! Am actually rather angry
Amused only .. please leave
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr *slams door*
Noooooooo come back let me amuse you
Tell us whats pissed you off - we can help with amusement
Mortgage company moving goalposts, threatening me and speaking to me like something they stepped in on the street.
Ah right ... well you don't angry at them firstly - you speak firmly and in an even tone
You will not tolerate being spoken to like that and in a threatening manner - you are noting it all down to be sent to your solicitor ( if they are going back on something that has been promised to you)
Never shout at them - they respond better if you keep an even level headed tone xxx
Oh I didn't shout at them I just called him all sorts after I hung up which is why I'm in a vilemood now
Ahh well Ill give you a virtual hug ... and let me tell you I don't do that virtual hug or kiss malarky "No chance of tongues then?  | |||
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"This thread is anything but amusing now
I'll get me coat ...
Great hurry up Im drying up"Oh god, the pressure! Think sexy thoughts Rice pudding Onesies Marigolds | |||
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"I'm finding things infuriating today! Am actually rather angry
Amused only .. please leave
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr *slams door*
Noooooooo come back let me amuse you
Tell us whats pissed you off - we can help with amusement
Mortgage company moving goalposts, threatening me and speaking to me like something they stepped in on the street.
Ah right ... well you don't angry at them firstly - you speak firmly and in an even tone
You will not tolerate being spoken to like that and in a threatening manner - you are noting it all down to be sent to your solicitor ( if they are going back on something that has been promised to you)
Never shout at them - they respond better if you keep an even level headed tone xxx
Oh I didn't shout at them I just called him all sorts after I hung up which is why I'm in a vilemood now
Ahh well Ill give you a virtual hug ... and let me tell you I don't do that virtual hug or kiss malarky
No chance of tongues then? "when my chin burn has gone | |||
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"This thread is anything but amusing now
I'll get me coat ...
Great hurry up Im drying up
Oh god, the pressure! Think sexy thoughts
Rice pudding
Onesies
Marigolds
"Im too hot - I KNOW | |||
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"This thread is anything but amusing now
I'll get me coat ...
Great hurry up Im drying up
Oh god, the pressure! Think sexy thoughts
Rice pudding
Onesies
Marigolds
Im too hot - I KNOW " I don't think you do know | |||
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"This thread is anything but amusing now
I'll get me coat ...
Great hurry up Im drying up
Oh god, the pressure! Think sexy thoughts
Rice pudding
Onesies
Marigolds
Im too hot - I KNOW
I don't think you do know "You don't ?? do tell .. whisper in my ear | |||
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"This thread is anything but amusing now
I'll get me coat ...
Great hurry up Im drying up
Oh god, the pressure! Think sexy thoughts
Rice pudding
Onesies
Marigolds
Im too hot - I KNOW
I don't think you do know
You don't ?? do tell .. whisper in my ear "[youre hotter than a mcdonalds apple pie] | |||
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"This thread is anything but amusing now
I'll get me coat ...
Great hurry up Im drying up
Oh god, the pressure! Think sexy thoughts
Rice pudding
Onesies
Marigolds
Im too hot - I KNOW
I don't think you do know
You don't ?? do tell .. whisper in my ear
[youre hotter than a mcdonalds apple pie]"Ah the possibly the sweetest thing ever | |||
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